SUNDAY POST–NEW BIKER MOVIE IS ON THE ROAD I have a major gripe about the constant anti-smoking terror ads. If I was awash in money I’d run billboards along side theirs with images of cars and how many people die annually, and fatty foods, and airplanes, you name it. It’s all anti-freedom bullshit. Okay, so […]
SUNDAY POST—SPAM MUSEUM OPENS Hell, I don’t know what to say. The weekend has been bananas. Yes, I confess that I hauled the dual Mikuni, ’48 Pan Head to the opening of the Route 66 Road House and Joker Machine Bike Show in Duarte after fixing my brakes on the Touring Chopper. Then I hit
SUNDAY POST–FATHER’S DAY SPECIAL Hey, for all you dads, I hope you’re getting a break today. Being a dad can be tough in today’s wacky world. May the road always be a friend to you. For all of us outlaw muthers who have been drawn more to the road than our families, what can I
SUNDAY POST–TROUBLE AT EASYRIDERS AGAIN I have a tough time with news from Easyriders. I have always had high hopes for that company, even when I didn’t agree with the direction. I’ll keep the report short and directed only to our esteemed Cantina Crowd. It’s been a strange weekend. I’m never the type to lay
SUNDAY POST–SUMMER’S UPON US Little samples of Japanese bikinis Damn it feels good to sense the sun looming late into the evening as we motored up to Joe Josts ancient pool hall in a nasty Long Beach area for a brew and a pickled egg. My riding partner, Richard Kransler, who was twistin’ the wick
SUNDAY POST–MARGARITAS, WELDING SLAG AND SEX I was buried in the ancient craft of metal art between margaritas and chasing broads around the headquarters when a scooter pulled up in front of the headquarters and honked. A few brothers pull that from time to time and just blast away, but this scooter spat loud exhaust
SUNDAY POST–WHAT GIVES? It’s Sunday and I’m trying to dodge events, get some work done around the headquarters. We are constantly upgrading the security here, but I can’t work with this little blond blaring the stereo constantly. Maybe I’m getting old. Yesterday we cruised into the hills of Santa Paula and retrieved the mighty VL
SUNDAY POST–MOTORCYCLE RIGHTS, THE ONLY FREEDOM FIGHTERS LEFT IN AMERICA Gotta call today. Seems we haven’t launched a drama in a couple of weeks. Goddamnit, I can’t control these bitches. I wrote the sonuvabitch, bled my heart out and they can’t post the motherfucker. Ah well, I had dynamite weekend in New Orleans. Some 1500
SUNDAY POST–BETWEEN THIS AND THAT A brother of mine recently whispered in my ear that I should have scooted out to Laughlin, “You need to be seen in public,” He said and scratched his full beard that’s beginning to pick up evil streaks of gray. I thought long and hard about what he said. I
SUNDAY POST–WOMEN ATTACK HEADQUARTERS, CLUBS ATTACK LAUGHLIN Since I was released from the prison ship and my bowl of moldy rice a day that I was forced to share with scurvy rodents, the halfway house sentence has been even more nail-biting strenuous and miserable. We’ve been flying at projects like a speed freak who move
SUNDAY POST – JIM LEWIS PASSES ON We had a meeting with the Bikernet Attorney on Friday. We discovered that he was in the midst of a project Softail due to his efforts to free a rider facing 20 strikes, and you know all to clearly that three is a life sentence. From there we
SUNDAY POST–INSIDE INVESTIGATION OF CANTINA EMPLOYEES I returned to the Headquarters on Wednesday only to find the paper work stacked to the ceiling. The truly crucial forms had been burned in the Bikernet top security incinerator. The rats running wild in the basement reminded me far too much of the corroded stench of holds on
SUNDAY POST – BANDIT’S LAST POST FROM THE HIGH SEAS I just finished reading an old book by Sir Francis Chichester on singlehandly sailing around the world at 65 years of age. It takes you from Plymouth, England were he found an investor and went to one of the most renowned sailboat builders in Britain
SUNDAY POST – BUELL SURVIVES We haven?t received definitive information about Buell but indicators are business as usual. We?re still awaiting confirmation. I have reason to celebrate. Once today passes I have less than 10 days on this prison ship, to arrive at home at the Bikernet Headquarters. The second reason is that we have
SUNDAY FLASH – UNCONFIRMED REPORT BUELL SHUTS DOWN Get up. Wake your ass up and go for a ride. It’s Sunday goddamnit. I wish I could, but I still stuck on this prison ship only 450 miles from Los Angeles. The closest we’ll come to the California Coast will be 60 miles from the tip
Short Hairs Singe Job – Thoughts From Nuttboy If snob appeal (hubris? arrogance? chutzpah?) were kindling, some bikers I know could build a hell of a bonfire. At the same time, I’ve had my short hairs burnt a few times by raspy-voiced veterans of the asphalt wars, for being a snot-nosed smart-ass. There is often
SUNDAY POST NEW BULLETIN – BIKERNET ESTABLISHES HEADQUARTERS EAST Tanggu, China, In a deal struck by the CEO of Bikernet and the Santana Taxi company chairman Zhang Shi Qiang, Bikernet has established a headquarters in mainland China. It give me a great deal of pleasure to show you some of the benefits of our new
News Flash – Huzzy Inducted Into Trailblazers Hall Of Fame! I wish I had exciting news to report for this beautiful Sunday, however the sun is shining and I want to make this as brief as possible and get back outside. Some news is circulating about the Hell Raisers Ball in Long Island turning into
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SUNDAY POST – CANTINA GOES NUDE I?ve received some shit about the girls at the headquarters. Hell, were just havin? a good time. Sensing it was a jealously bi, we?ve decided to share the girls with the Cantina Members. The real reason is that last week was the Chinese New Year which was established to
SUNDAY POST – CANTINA STRIKES ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY We don’t exactly know the date we launched the Cantina, or we’re still trying to find it, but goddamnit it’s a year old and we need to have a celebration. Bikernet just had the biggest month in our history as January closed with 1.9 million hits. It
SUNDAY POST – HOT OFF THE PRESS We’ve devoted this site to several topics having to do with the free-spirited life of a biker, including riding adventures, building bikes, and the spirit, freedom and romance behind the lifestyle. Our approach may be hazy, but it’s the basis of a life only few can dream of.
SMUNDAY POST – BIKERNET BOARD MEETS (San Pedro, Calif., Jan. 27, 2002) In a turbulent meeting of the Bikernet board of directors, content decisions were made without the president in attendance. At the year-end meeting of the board, which consisted of vice presidents Digital Gangster and Layla Notball, Art Director Jon Towle, office squeeze Sin
SUNDAY POST – PIRATES RAID SHIPS, GEORGE CHRISTIE RELEASED! We live in treacherous times. I’ve been at sea for a week now, steaming from Genoa, Italy, through the Egyptian Suez Canal beside military installations and border guards perched along the channel. A panoramic shot of the wait for ships to pass going the opposite way
THE MISSING SUNDAY POST, MAYBE. Hey, rumor has it that one of my infamous Posts was tossed in the shitter because the party got out of hand. I may not be much of a writer, and I know that a large sum of what I babble about should be shitcanned, but what the hell? I
