SMUNDAY POST – BIKERNET BOARD MEETS (San Pedro, Calif., Jan. 27, 2002) In a turbulent meeting of the Bikernet board of directors, content decisions were made without the president in attendance. At the year-end meeting of the board, which consisted of vice presidents Digital Gangster and Layla Notball, Art Director Jon Towle, office squeeze Sin […]
SUNDAY POST – PIRATES RAID SHIPS, GEORGE CHRISTIE RELEASED! We live in treacherous times. I’ve been at sea for a week now, steaming from Genoa, Italy, through the Egyptian Suez Canal beside military installations and border guards perched along the channel. A panoramic shot of the wait for ships to pass going the opposite way
THE MISSING SUNDAY POST, MAYBE. Hey, rumor has it that one of my infamous Posts was tossed in the shitter because the party got out of hand. I may not be much of a writer, and I know that a large sum of what I babble about should be shitcanned, but what the hell? I
SUNDAY POST – EASYRIDERS BIKE SHOW ROCKS THE POMONA FAIRGROUNDS OK, if you follow the Post faithfully, you all know you didn?t get one last Sunday. Blame it on OldWolv. He and SheWolv came out last Saturday to spend the night with me at the headquarters for an early New Year’s celebration. They arrived about
SUNDAY POST – MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM HAMBURG, GERMANY This will be scattered, but full of the heart, soul and romance of motorcycling. We spend a couple of semi-calm seas rolling toward the English Channel. At the narrowest point it is a mere 10 miles wide, but goddamnit it was good to see the coast even
Sleep Deprived Americans Check In As Bandit Reports In It’s wild out here. We are trying to duck two storms coming from the north. The reports we receive are constantly inaccurate. We are rolling as much and 35 degrees on an empty stomach and we can’t risk the engines in such severe seas so we’re
SUNDAY POST FLASH – DIGITAL FORCED TO SELL PRIZE POSSESSION & WOMEN TAKE OVER HEADQUARTERS! Continued From Page 1 Dear Civilians: We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can’t join, you can still
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SUNDAY PROSTITUTES AND TERROR ON THE HIGH SEAS I don?t where to start or how far to go. Hell, I don?t know what you want to hear. I don?t even know where I am from time to time, but fuck it. I?ll tell you what I know and take it from there. I?m in Baltimore,
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Snake And Bandit In Trouble With Women! Holy Hossenpffefer? I just blew a primary, my rent’s due, I’ve got no more credit at the liquor store on the corner, Sin Wu has been leaving me these hostile messages in Chinese on my phone machine, I can’t find the articles that Bandit left in a mayonnaise
BANDIT LEAVES TOWN! Sorry folks, no Bandit; Sin here again. The big guy is in Houston, aboard the SS Leon, preparing to leave for his trip around the world. He left yesterday morning in the driving rain, barely able to carry all the porno, I mean, gear he needed to survive five months at sea.
SUNDAY POST EMERGENCY WARNING–BIKE MAGAZINES SUPPORT GUN LAWS I’m down to a lousy week before my trip and I’m still learning how to use a laptop computer, the iridium phone, the handheld GPS and a goddamn digital camera that I haven’t even picked up yet. I spent two hours on the phone with tech support
SUNDAY POST–BANDIT’S AVENGED IN DEER HIT At a party last night I was answering questions about the world wide run with moderate success until Dawson started throwing questions about the ship. I didn’t know the length or what the ship’s cargo was, besides the fact that it does not carry containers. I scrambled back to
SUNDAY POST RUMORS–BIKERNET EXPANDS HEADQUARTERS Yep, it’s true we expanded the headquarters quickly and efficiently. We needed a Bikernet Jail Cell and a place to pile all the broken bike-project parts. Wait till you see it. Here’s a shot from the celebration party. Now, let’s get to the news. A Texas TaleA Texan buys a
News Flash…Bandit Goes Berserk Over A Redhead! Sin here, change of plans for the Sunday Post today. Hang with me, and I?ll try to explain? The best way to describe the scene here at Bikernet is pure chaos. With Bandit preparing to cruise around the world, many projects must be completed before he departs and
SUNDAY POST BULLETIN–TERRORISTS HIDE WITH INNOCENT CIVILIANS IN AFGHAN I confess that the post is late. I was stuck in traffic Sunday trying to escape Vegas after the drags. Saturday night we toured the motorcycle exhibit at Guggenheim after buying tickets to the Van Gogh portion of the museum. After we wandered through the vast
SUNDAY POST–TERRORISM TAKES AND A SUNDAY DEAL I wish I knew what the hell I was doing this week. Life is nuts, what with the terrorism and the media trying to make us out as the bad guys while the Taliban is torturing Afghan women. As if that isn’t bad enough, I’m also trying to
SUNDAY POST–FIRST TERRORIST HIT There will come a time when terrorists will be constantly on the run. They have failed in every respect. On the other hand, the world will tighten its belt in the process. That may be good, though it could have its drawbacks. Let’s get to the news: Jon Juniman Reports on
ALMOST SUNDAY POST–BEST HORSE COVER GIRL/DEALS ON BIKES There’s a whole lot of pride for this country that’s floating around. I’m proud as hell of the 100-country coalition that has taken a stand against terrorism. Just returned from San Jose and the annual CCI dealer show. Gotta tell you that all the brothers and the
SUNDAY POST ALERT—BIN LADEN FOUND BY BIKERNET INVESTIGATOR This post will be quick and dirty. The media is driving me crazy, so I turned them off for the most part. I’m assuming that we are in a crazed info searching mode with special forces gradually moving into every possible area housing terrorists. It’s going to
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SUNDAY POST–WHAT THE HELL CAN I SAY?–HANG ON I’m at a loss for words. I’ve read and heard so much. In a sense I wish the media would back off and let our warriors do their jobs without trying to get the info first and second guess and question every move. I also feel that
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SUNDAY POST–MORE LAWS WILL BE THE DEATH OF THE HUMAN SPIRIT Damn, what a morning. Rumor has it that another motorcycle Web site will be launched in the near future, and we might be involved. We’ve busted our asses here, but if you see something we can do to improve Bikernet or the Cantina, don’t
SUNDAY POST–HARLEY-DAVIDSON ENTERS ONE-OF-A-KIND LICENSING SUIT Hey, happy Labor Day. If you work, be proud of what you do. That’s a key issue to life in general. Since we spend most of our lives working, better make the best of every minute or move on to something that rocks your world. Go after what you
SUNDAY POST–BANDIT’S NEW RIDE FOR STURGIS 2002 Yes, just released today is Bandit’s new ride for next year. This is a sample of the basic design, based on his injuries this year. You will see the construction take place as the saga unfolds. –Renegade Now if Bandit could have done a wheelie like this on
SUNDAY POSTING MADNESS—MENTAL WATCH ON BANDIT NECESSARY Just before Bandit was strapped into a wheelchair, the brain surgeon took our morale officer, Dr. Ladd Terry, aside. “If, for any reason, Bandit has severe headaches or acts wacky, take him immediately to an ER!” The look on his face was so stern that the Vietnam veteran
