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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – IS BANDIT REALLY BACK?Jose Takes Over–So Bandit’s back in town. Glad he made it in one piece. The girlsleft PR in a hurry and there’s been at least a week to “catch up” on thingsthat were missing. So things will get back to “normal?? Sorry to burst thebubble, Se?or Bandido, but

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – HEADQUARTERS RAIDED BY PIRATES Continued From Page 1 FREEDOM FIGHTER ALERT–Many riders have no awareness of the amount of effort, time, cunning and hard work it takes to keep bikes free. There’s a group of riders all over the country who fight constantly to repeal helmet laws, manage EPA restrictions, and

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–HEADQUARTERS RAIDED BY PIRATES After four and a half months of relative peace at the plush headquarters of Bikernet, there was a wild pounding and screaming in the back alley. Sin Wu, who looks more luscious than ever, pulled the security alarm and got out of bed with the new blonde who was

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – HEADQUARTERS INVADED BY PIRATES Continued From Page 3 NEW GIRLS HIT THE CANTINA– Over the next week we’ll have 60 new images of girls circulating in the Cantina, compliments of Hardtailbabes.com Bandit’s Cantina is the subscription-based department on the site with full books to read, our own soap opera, games, naked

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – HEADQUARTERS INVADED BY PIRATES Continued From Page 2 RUN FOR BREATH UPDATE–The Run For Breath, slated for July 28, was designed as a charity run for the American Lung Association and its clinics for children with asthma-related illnesses. It was started by Mike Pullin of Charlotte Harley-Davidson, who lost his son

Dripping Daytona 2003 – You Don’t Shovel Rain Continued From Page 7Text and photography by Frank Kaisler Hey Bandit, I’m back from Daytona Bike Week. No, I’m not late with the story, you just forgot to extend the deadline. Obviously, you’ve forgotten, once again, how very sensitive I am . . . As always, I

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – SOME GOOD DAYS, SOME NOT SOOO GOOD Continued From Page 1HARLEY-DAVIDSON CEO JEFFREY L. BLEUSTEIN APPOINTED TOPRESIDENT?S COUNCIL ON 21ST CENTURY WORKFORCECouncil to advise president on business and labor issuesMILWAUKEE — (April 5, 2002) Jeffrey L. Bleustein, chairman and chief executive officer of Harley-Davidson, Inc., has been appointed by President George

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – SOME GOOD DAYS, SOME NOT SOOO GOODNote From The Ladies–By this time next week Bandit will be home, back in the saddle and running the show. Whew! We wanted to thank all of you for putting up with us and humoring even when you knew we fucked up. It’s been fun

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – SOME GOOD DAYS, SOME NOT SOOO GOOD Continued From Page 3DETECTIVE SUI–A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famousChinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report anyactivitiesthat might develop. A few days later, he received this report:Most honorable sir:You leave house.He come house.I

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – SOME GOOD DAYS, SOME NOT SOOO GOOD Continued From Page 2WANNA MAKE A BET ???–A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada oneday, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that shemust speak with the president of the bank to opena savings account because, “It’s a lot of money!”After

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH ? UPDATE ON TRIUMPH FACTORY FIRE Continued From Page 3 OIL AND WATER DO MIX!–Following is a press release sent to the motorcycle media last week:Adrift on the high seas, battered by wind and lashed by waves, one of the storied stars of Avon Tyre’s 2002 ad campaign is simultaneously pounding out

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH ? UPDATE ON TRIUMPH FACTORY FIRE Continued From Page 1BIKERNET?S PERFECT HUSBAND RESEARCH REPORT– There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – HELLS ANGELS PRESIDENT EXONORATED Continued From Page 2Ink, Ink, Ink!!! Here is a tattoo for ya! This back piece will be in Skin and Ink magazine pretty soon or already is out. His name is ‘Repo’. He is an actor and has danced with Calista Flockhart and recently fought with Burt

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – HELLS ANGELS PRESIDENT EXONORATED Continued From Page 1Hot Bike presents the White Brothers Los Angeles Calendar Motorcycle Show 2-Day Weekend Streetbike Extravaganza set for July 20-21 at the Queen Mary Event Park in Long Beach Last year?s expansion from one to two days of the Hot Bike magazine-sponsored White Brothers Los

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – HELLS ANGELS PRESIDENT EXONORATED The news is hot this week. Except that I don’t know what the hell it is because I’m still on this prison ship heading toward the Panama Canal. I receive a polite bowl of rice at every meal that I’m forced to share with several scurvy rats

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH BIG DADDY RAT ATTACKED BY FOUR YOUNG VOLUPTIOUS WOMEN Continued From Page 2Hey Bandit—I still can’t figure out why these back tires wear out so fast?Happy New Year from “Bikeweek” Kyle…CRUISING RIDER AND AMERICAN RIDER SHARE EDITORS–Buzz Buzzelli of American Rider fame was recently kidnapped from his office and is being held

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH BIG DADDY RAT ATTACKED BY FOUR YOUNG VOLUPTIOUS WOMEN Continued From Page 1 C.J. MASTER ENGRAVER PULLS MAJOR ENGRAVING CONTRACT FROM HORSE MAGAZINE–That’s right, HORSE magazine, the rag for brothers who like their hands constantly grimy with the grit of building choppers, hired C.J. to engrave 50 or more point covers in

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH BIG DADDY RAT ATTACKED BY FOUR YOUNG VOLUPTIOUS WOMEN Some of you know that I’m out of the country floating around the world on a rat bike, tramp freighter called the Leon, owned by the Rickmers shipping agency out of Hamburg, Germany. Tomorrow I steam out of the last port, Hitachi, Japan

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH BIG DADDY RAT ATTACKED BY FOUR YOUNG VOLUPTIOUS WOMEN Continued From Page 3BIKERNET DEAL OF THE WEEK–Wassup bro, I’m tryin to sell some of my used parts on your site but don’t move around real well in cyber space, kind of like ridden a rigid halfway cross country and then goin’ out

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – BIG DADDY RAT A.K.A KARL SMITH PASSES AWAY Continued From Page 1 Jewish woman—- An elderly Jewish woman decided to have her portrait painted.She told the the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, adiamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach and a Rolex.”“But you are not wearing any of those things.”“I

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – BIG DADDY RAT A.K.A. KARL SMITH PASSES AWAY Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like bananasByNuttBoyI like working with my hands. I?m not an ?old school? biker. I?m not much of a bike rider. Building a new bike is the kind of challenge I like. My father, a tool and