Friday night happy hour time was in high gear as the sun began to set over the Los Angeles Harbor. The Cantina parking lot was packed with bikes, longshoremen’s trucks, and girls who rolled over from Long Beach, three bridges away with the dreaded Terminal Island in between. Halloween approached and so did the evil […]
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Hey, This is an interesting one. We are running at life fast and furious. We peeled through the holidays, and never slowed down, except for maybe a minute. So, how do we make a difference in 2015? It’s up to us, to stop doing anything that hurts us, our families, our brotherhood, or our country.
HOW THE HELL TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN 2015 SUNDAY POST FOR January 4, 2015 Read More »
Hey, I have sort of a challenge to lay on you. It’s something I’m going to investigate with an expert, and there’s a book on the topic, but I’ll just touch on it here. My best friend, Dr. Hamster, came for Breakfast today, the day after Christmas. He’s a big one for Landmark seminar studies,
POST CHRISTMAS NOT QUITE NEW YEARS BLUES SUNDAY POST FOR December 28, 2014 Read More »
Hey, I tried to take the day off Saturday, but that’s not really possible, so I slept some, and then scrambled. I clammored around the headquarters, taking care of the animals, fixing plants fucked with by the storm, sweeping, and thinking about motorcycles, women, and stuff. I made a list last night and I needed
GREEN FLASH SUNDAY POST FOR December 14, 2014 Read More »
Hey, I don’t know what to make of this, but I’m trying. More importantly how will any of this effect motorcycling in the future? This comes from The Week Magazine for October 17th: One promising high-tech auto feature in development is “vehicle-to-vehicle” (or V2V) communication, which would allow cars to virtually “talk” to one
SCARY HIGH-TECH SUNDAY POST FOR October 19, 2014 Read More »
I haled me a woman from the street, Shameless, but, oh, so fair! I bade her sit in the model’s seat And I painted her sitting there. I hid all trace of her heart unclean; I painted a babe at her brest; I painted her as she might have been If the Worst had been
Hey, We’re just back from Bonneville and sorta in a haze of constant activity, projects, mechanical hiccups, freaky weather, and massive camaraderie. You’ll read a couple of stanzas from a Robert Service poem later in the news. These stanzas hit the nail on the head. You’ll see a full report next week on our Bonneville
POST BONNEVILLE SPEED TRIALS MADNESS SUNDAY POST for August 28th, 2014 Read More »
What a week, Bandit and the 5-Ball racing team left the confines of California for a chance to make Bikernet History on the Bonneville Salt Flats. Reports are rolling in and we are trying to keep up with the latest. Ray Wheeler and his Steed have completed scrutinering and are going
5-BALL RACING IS ON THE SALT SUNDAY POST FOR AUGUST 24, 2014 Read More »
HEY, We have one more week of harried madness, then it’s onto the salt to feel the buzz of our hard work against the earth’s conditions at 4,300 feet. Then hopefully we will return to normal for a few weeks before heading to Las Vegas Bikefest. Hang on. I promise a report on the Bonne
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Hey, I’m still a blur from two days of driving to return home, help a brother move, clean the shop, do laundry. Hell, leaving always puts me behind the curve, so it’s a scramble. But during the process, I’m thinking about all the parties, the Badlands rides, the entire event was non-stop. For the first
STURGIS BLUES SUNDAY POST FOR August 10, 2014 Read More »
It seems almost everyone has headed to the Black Hills once again for the yearly Sturgis Bike Rally. Sturgis frenzy abounds aplenty! The beautiful, rolling Black Hills of South Dakota come alive once again to the roar of thousands of bikes, bikers and music. As always there is something for everyone during
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Hey, I went to a Barbecue with my Long Beach girl last night. She asked a myriad of questions about my sordid past and then Sturgis surface and she started asking questions about the run to the Badlands, like, “Are you ready?” I thought about one of the first rules in Buddhism about change. Everything
HITTING THE ROAD SUNDAY POST FOR JULY 27, 2014 Read More »
Hey, This is a strange mix of news items. Fortunately there’s a handful of fun items. Sometimes the politics seems too overwhelming. Here’s something I asked myself the other day. When you’re pissed off about anything, or if you’re faced with unwanted decisions, form it or them as a challenge (meaning: dare, confront, or dispute).
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Hey, Life is so interesting. Remember, attitude is everything. I rode a magnificent motorcycle (Vintage Indian) around a couple of states for five days to an event, the Smoke Out, full of heart, soul, and fun. Operating any event involves tremendous hard work and organization, yet if you stumble, forget one individual, you’re the bad
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Hey, Not sure what to make of today? You’ll see when you scramble through the news. I’m trying to wrap it up early, then peel out. I have a date… The other day I rode out to Sugar Bear’s shop and pulled up to a rear flat. I borrowed his stock FXR and jammed to
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Okay, we couldn’t resist. I heard a rumor about Carissa the wild blonde who likes to be spanked and tied up. So of course blonde jokes surfaced during a Bikernet Editorial meeting. Snake shared a story about a blonde, from his past, but we decided to pass and his blues and the blonde story and
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Happy Easter, I mentioned in the news about a story I told, and how I wasn’t sure how my listener would respond. All is well and she got the joke. I dodged another bullet. This next week will be interesting. We have a serious line-up of striking content. And Richard is working on his second
TIE-DYED EASTER SUNDAY POST FOR 2014 Read More »
This is amazing. The Bikernet official, certified redhead researcher, who I can’t name, started sending me shots of Tempest Storm. He knew I would be intrigued because I’m a boob man, and somehow addicted to redheads. He sent me so many shots I asked him about her history. The first piece was taken from Wikipedia.
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Hey, This is a strange one. I recently started working with Chris Kranzler, since Sin Wu peeled out. Chris has been invaluable to all of our recent efforts. Last night she had a heart attack. She is also constantly tortured by the effects of MS. We are hanging on for her to recover. The second
DAYTONA BIKE WEEK HAPPENINGS AND FREEDOM SUNDAY POST FOR March 9th, 2014 Read More »
Hey, I don’t know what to say this morning. It’s been raining steady for a couple of days, and California needs it bad, but I live at a very scary sea-level. If it’s high tide when the rains come, the streets won’t drain and we are forced to wait for the tide to recede. I’m
BAD JOKES AND BITCHIN’ BABES SUNDAY POST FOR March 2, 2014 Read More »
Hey, For the first time in months I’m not pissed off at the government for some ridiculous restriction or blunder. It’s just a Sunday with tremendous potential resting before us in the coming week. This is our 18th year with Bikernet, and a big one in our efforts to set Bonneville records. Lee Clemens, from
BALANCED REPORTING AND BABES SUNDAY POST — for February 23, 2014 Read More »
Hey, Another perfect day in paradise. I rode with Kyle, the official Bikernet Electrician, to the Yacht club for dinner. What a beautiful night on the harbor. I made my way to the bar to order my meal tickets and another biker leaned against the bar. “What happened to the weather?” He said. This guy
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