Hey, Interesting times. I was just about to write something and my politically correct, chickenshit meter started to ping me. I’m hesitant to write about terrorism, yet it surrounds us. I’m squeamish about writing about religions; don’t want to piss anyone off. It’s difficult to write about science, history, race, you name it. I suppose […]
9/11 TRIBUTE BIKERNET SUNDAY POST for September 13, 2015 Read More »
Hey, Life has turned into scrambled eggs. We seem to be flying from one event to another, but in a sense it’s all good. We’ve got lots of wild Sturgis reports heading your way. Rogue, the new/old BikernetBaggers Editor is on the case hard. Hang on. Let’s hit the news, I need to make an
SIZZLING STURGIS REPORTS SUNDAY POST for August 9, 2015 Read More »
Just got off the phone with a friend who’s a dog of the first order. He’s chased girls as long as I have and never learned until he blew up his marriage and nearly lost everything material in addition to the two women he loved, between all the broads he fucked. For Your Precious Love
GIRLS OF BIKERNET Meet Twilight Powder Read More »
The full moon crested the harbor like an evil glow over Transylvania. The hue from the Los Angeles sky foreground turned the color of the perfect globe a dense, almost Harley Orange. It didn’t exude the aura of freedom and chrome, but maybe a darker spirit like Halloween. There was something eerie about the night.
Cantina Episode 70–Strange Days in the Hood Read More »
In the middle of a winter night, a cold wind whipped up the damp streets of the dark side of Long Beach, California, and pushed the dense fog off shore. I was just about to reach for a fifth of Jack Daniels and slip into a warm comfortable reclining chair and watch Easyriders for the
Jenny the Gun Moll Read More »
Friday night happy hour time was in high gear as the sun began to set over the Los Angeles Harbor. The Cantina parking lot was packed with bikes, longshoremen’s trucks, and girls who rolled over from Long Beach, three bridges away with the dreaded Terminal Island in between. Halloween approached and so did the evil
Episode 69: Dr. Feng Comes to the Cantina Read More »
I haled me a woman from the street, Shameless, but, oh, so fair! I bade her sit in the model’s seat And I painted her sitting there. I hid all trace of her heart unclean; I painted a babe at her brest; I painted her as she might have been If the Worst had been
Marko opened the Cantina on a bright sunny day. The morning sun bounced off the harbor and burned off the cool morning dew. The colors glistened against the soft beige stucco exterior walls of the Cantina. The smells from the Cantina kitchen were overwhelming. The Chinaman and his crew had been hard at it
Episode 68 The Skipping Stones Read More »
Hey, I’m still a blur from two days of driving to return home, help a brother move, clean the shop, do laundry. Hell, leaving always puts me behind the curve, so it’s a scramble. But during the process, I’m thinking about all the parties, the Badlands rides, the entire event was non-stop. For the first
STURGIS BLUES SUNDAY POST FOR August 10, 2014 Read More »
Hey, Life is so interesting. Remember, attitude is everything. I rode a magnificent motorcycle (Vintage Indian) around a couple of states for five days to an event, the Smoke Out, full of heart, soul, and fun. Operating any event involves tremendous hard work and organization, yet if you stumble, forget one individual, you’re the bad
SIZZLING SUNDAY POST for July 6, 2014 Read More »
Okay, we couldn’t resist. I heard a rumor about Carissa the wild blonde who likes to be spanked and tied up. So of course blonde jokes surfaced during a Bikernet Editorial meeting. Snake shared a story about a blonde, from his past, but we decided to pass and his blues and the blonde story and
Da Blonde GOB of the Year Read More »
This is amazing. The Bikernet official, certified redhead researcher, who I can’t name, started sending me shots of Tempest Storm. He knew I would be intrigued because I’m a boob man, and somehow addicted to redheads. He sent me so many shots I asked him about her history. The first piece was taken from Wikipedia.
Latest Girl of Bikernet 40DD Redhead Read More »
Hey, Another perfect day in paradise. I rode with Kyle, the official Bikernet Electrician, to the Yacht club for dinner. What a beautiful night on the harbor. I made my way to the bar to order my meal tickets and another biker leaned against the bar. “What happened to the weather?” He said. This guy
PRESIDENT’S DAY SUNDAY POST FOR February 16, 2014 Read More »
Martha rolled up in her all-black Ford Ranger pickup right on time for her second interview. Marko met her at the door. She dressed as if she came to work, wearing soft bar shoes. She eyed the girl’s uniforms last time, and came close to mimicking their Cantina gathered skirts and Spanish, cleavage-enhanced tops. “You
Episode 66: The Final Interview Read More »
Hey, I’m scattered this morning. I’m trying to encourage some of these kids around here to think of their futures and even make a list every day or week. There is so much to be handled from the family aspect, the spiritual, the home, the fun stuff, the business, and the creative. No wonder kids
VETERANS FOR FREEDOM Sunday POST — Sunday, November 11th, 2013 Read More »
Hey, Don’t forget to turn your clocks back. Is life nuts or what? You’re gonna love this. I’m 65 and looking for a date. Fortunately, I have lots of long-distance love supporting me from ex-wives and even a 25-year-old. I should be satisfied, but I’m still looking. It’s sorta like riding a Hyabusa off a
TURNING THE CLOCKS BACK Sunday POST for Sunday, November 3rd, 2013 Read More »
It was dusk when I rolled into Vegas and the strip was lit up like the Aurora Borealis. I found the Crown casino with no problem and pulled the Shovelhead into a safe parking spot. It was right in view of the security office, and I stopped by to chat with the watchman to make
LADY LUCK COMES TO VEGAS Read More »
Marko fished off the dock under the Vincent Thomas Bridge. It spanned the wide channel between San Pedro and Terminal Island, which once housed the Long Beach Naval Base and still was home to the Terminal Island Federal Prison. Bandit sat on a rusting galvanized bucket and tossed a line in the briny water. “Just
Episode 65: The New Bartender Read More »
SPEAKING OF DISCOVERIES—Bikernet Australian Correspondent recently toured northern California in search of rare motorcycles and exotic tattoo talents. Here’s her report: Whilst travelling north toward san fran, stopped at a rest stop, I saw these two bikes parked. I could not resist the call of the chrome or the tinkling song of the cooling engines, so
Digital Discovery from Australian Correspondent Read More »
For those who aren’t privileged to have a year round riding season, the 2013 riding season has gotten off to an interesting start. First, record cold and snow was reported in dozens of cities in early spring, with the worst of the weather hammering the Rockies, upper Midwest and northern Plains. We’ve already seen a
ROUGH WEATHER GIRL OF BIKERNET Read More »
I was on interstate 5 in the middle of the night heading for Fresno to an MMA run. Alone on a ’48 Panhead I pulled into the Gorman truck stop for fuel and to oil my primary chain. Gorman, the pit of stops at the peek of the Grapevine vibrated to the rumble of constant
Michelle, Girl of Bikernet for June 2013 Read More »
The Cantina cooked. Business was strong, but something lingered in the air like a dog howling because he sensed an earthquake or an impending storm. The new assistant bartender, Brad, work tirelessly. The young sprout bounced around the bar like a springy ball of super-dough, gleefully serving patrons and mixing exotic drinks. He spun bottles
Episode 64: A Changing of the Guard Read More »
Hey, Is life wild or what. As you will see in the news the government can’t do anything right, but they want to tell us how to run our lives, or restrict them constantly. But let’s not even go there. Next weekend the Hamsters are heading to Paso Robles for a wine run, lots of
PRE-PARTY-WEEKEND SUNDAY POST FOR APRIL 21 Read More »
This discovery is thanks to Charles Plueddeman, who works for Harley-Davidson as a freelance public relations specialist. He also loves to collect old publications, and he turned Bikernet onto a batch of old do-it-yourself mags from the ’50s and ’60s. This particular issue contained a couple exciting stories for the Bikernet staff. The mystery continues
Discovered in the December ’63 Issue of Mechanix Illustrated Read More »
