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TIRED OF THE SAME OLD CRAP FOR CHRISTMAS– This year, treat yourself to a new motorcycle and save thousands!
We have bought dozens of reduced price bikes from each of our manufacturers specially priced for this year end close-out sale.
We have lots of pre-owned bikes and prior year model bikes all priced at or below dealer cost for this special sale!
If you are looking for a great deal, now is the time to buy a new motorcycle. NO REASONABLE OFFER WILL BE REFUSED!
View Clearance Inventory We have also stocked up on apparel and accessories just in time for the Holidays! Find loads of great gift ideas at Renegade Motorcycles now through Christmas. HOLIDAY HOURS; Monday through Saturday 9:30am to 6:30pm NEW STORE LOCATION IN GRAND PRAIRIE
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MORE CHRISTMAS DEALS ON BIKES FROM LIFESTYLES (above)–Lifestyles Cycles has one of the largest showrooms in Orange County. These are just a couple of teaser deals. Click on the banner below for all their bargains.
CHECK THE VIKING’S MOTOR-BABES.COM–We’ve made it. Motor-babes.com seems to run properly. So the main reason for our delay for last week was putting up a new tv-show. We cooperate with center.tv, a local tv-channel now. As this we report from the “Motorshow 2009 at Essen”, on of Europe’s biggest Car-shows (almost like SEMA…)
We have a mobile studio there and feed the people with infos and fun. To be seen online a s well. Here we go with Melody and the Kreuzfeuer-bike.
–Viking
SUNDAY NEWS FLASH–Gerard Damiano, ‘Deep Throat’ director, dead at 80– By SARAH LARIMER, Associated Press Writer Sarah Larimer, Associated Press Writer ? Mon Oct 27, 11:47 pm ET
MIAMI ? Gerard Damiano, director of the pioneering pornographic film that lent its name to the Watergate whistleblower known as “Deep Throat,” has died. He was 80.
Damiano died Saturday at a Fort Myers hospital, his son, Gerard Damiano Jr., said Monday. He had suffered a stroke in September.
“He was a filmmaker and an artist and we thought of him as such,” the younger Damiano said. “Even though we weren’t allowed to see his movies, we knew he was a moviemaker, and we were proud of that.”
Damiano’s “Deep Throat” was a mainstream box-office success and helped launch the modern hardcore adult-entertainment industry. Shot in six days for just $25,000, the 1972 flick became a cultural must-see for Americans who had just lived through the sexual liberation of the 1960s.
The film’s title also became associated with one of the most famous anonymous sources in journalism.
While investigating the Watergate scandal, Washington Post reporters Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein used it as a nickname for their source, former FBI official W. Mark Felt. Information from Felt helped bring down Richard Nixon’s presidency.
Born in New York in 1928, Damiano worked as a hairdresser, spent time in the Navy and directed several adult films. The younger Damiano said he would often accompany his father on film sets as a child, but would be ushered out during “nitty-gritty” scenes.
“We weren’t allowed to see certain parts of it,” the son said. “But my parents always felt that it was nothing to be ashamed of, what he did.”
After “Deep Throat” opened in Times Square, attention from media critics and outraged conservatives ? including repeated legal challenges ? helped turn it into a hit.
THOUGHT-PROVOKING SUNDAY MESSAGE, SINCE WE DIDN’T GO TO CHURCH– Behind the ostensible government sits enthroned an invisible government owing no allegiance and acknowledging no responsibility to the people. To destroy this invisible government, to befoul this unholy alliance between corrupt business and corrupt politics is the first task of the statesmanship of today.
–President Theodore Roosevelt, 1906
–from Buckshot
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BIKERNET UNIVERSITY HISTORY CLASS– It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American History. Who said ‘Give me Liberty , or give me Death’?”
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: ‘Patrick Henry, 1775’ he said.
‘Very good!’
Who said ‘Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?’
Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. ‘Abraham Lincoln, 1863’ said Chandrasekhar.
The teacher snapped at the class, ‘Class, you should be ashamed.
Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do.’ She heard a loud whisper: ‘Fuck the Indians,’
‘Who said that?’ she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. ‘General Custer, 1862.’
At that point, a student in the back said, ‘I’m gonna puke.’
The teacher glares around and asks ‘All right! Now, who said that?’
Again, Chandrasekhar says, ‘George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.’
Now furious, another student yells, ‘Oh yeah? Suck this!’
Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher , ‘Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!’
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said ‘You little shit. If you say anything else, I’ll kill you.’
Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, ‘ Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him- 2004.’
The teacher fainted.
The class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, ‘Oh shit, we’re screwed!’
And Chandrasekhar said quietly, ‘I think it was the American people, November 4th, 2008″.
–from Ross P.
2WHEELERS GETS THE BABES AT THE DENVER SHOW THIS WEEKEND– The 2wheeler 1955 clipper airstream trailor was a local spot for the gals to chat up the latest Bikernet News.
DRY BIKES FASTER WITH THE NEW HARLEY-DAVIDSON HOG BLASTER– A Powerful Stream of Warm, Dry Air Reduces Streaks and Water Spotting.
MILWAUKEE (November 28, 2008) ? Dry any motorcycle in minutes with the new Harley-Davidson HOG Blaster Motorcycle Dryer (P/N 94651-09, $119.95) from Harley-Davidson Genuine Motor Accessories. This powerful device produces a stream of warm, dry, filtered air at 18,000 feet/minute to cut drying time by up to 75 percent. The HOG Dryer reduces annoying drips, runs and water spots when a freshly-washed bike is moved because water can’t hide in hard-to-reach places.
An ergonomically friendly design makes it comfortable to handle, and the Hog Blaster features a durable all-steel outer shell, a 1.3-hp motor, and a grounded electrical cord. Kit includes blower unit, flexible hose, and two diffuser attachments. Made in USA, HOG Blaster has a one-year manufacturers warranty on the blower unit.
For additional information on Harley-Davidson Genuine Motor Accessories, see your local Harley-Davidson dealer or visit the Harley-Davidson Web site at www.harley-davidson.com. To find a dealer near you, call toll free 1-800-443-2153 in the U.S.A. or Canada.
DOCTOR FROM BIKERNET MEDICAL CENTER GIVES SPEECH– Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. ‘The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?’
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, ‘Wedding Cake?’
–from Jim Waggaman
LEE PARKS ATTENDS CYCLE WORLD INTERNATIONAL BIKE SHOWS– I’m sitting in my hotel room in Houston, Texas as I write this now that the International Motorcycle Shows have started for the year. Please stop by and see us if you are going to be coming to any of the shows listed below. The good news is that I will be doing some of my riding skills and suspension setup seminars at “The Hub” and the Buell booth, respectively, during the shows. It’s also a great refresher for those of you who have already taken one of the Total Control Advanced Riding Clinics (TCARC).
Speaking of Total Control, we are still putting together our schedule for our TCARCs around the country for 2009 so check the schedule on the website in the next few weeks. ATTN: California riders! Three spots just opened up for our post-Thanksgiving Level 2 Class in Adelanto this Sunday! This is the only opportunity to take the wildly popular Level 2 Total Control for a least 5 months. I’m also happy to announce that we will be having some new locations opening up this year in Texas (Austin, Houston, Dallas, Lubbock), Minneapolis, Florida (TBD), New York (Syracuse), California (Marysville, Ridgecrest, Irvine), Tennessee (Maryville–Deals Gap) Atlanta and Indianapolis. If there are no dates up yet and you’re interested in attending one in your area this year, send us an e-mail and let us know which location so we can put you on the waiting list.
Thanks to the incredible success of our S-Plugs in-ear monitors made for listening to music while riding (now also in an iPhone-ready model with microphone), I’m extremely proud to announce our latest invention: filtered musicians-style earplugs. Using our patented S-Plug ear piece, the filtered plugs are all-day comfortable and great for reducing wind noise while still being able to hear traffic and people. They are also the only plugs you’ll ever want to use to properly hear music from helmet speakers while still protecting your hearing. Don’t forget what a great gift they make for anyone who has to do a lot of airline travel, as well.
Ride Well,
–LEE PARKS
HOLIDAY WRAP–Yep, that’s a mouthful. We should relax, take a ride, like we just did to visit an old Hamster brother in Tehachapi about 150 miles north of LA in the hills, just 38 miles south of Bakersfield. Beautiful area with about 20,000 inhabitants. Less the 5,000 in the local California Correctional Facility, the major employer, it’s a small town.
My brother spent most of his time recently in the hills of Afghanistan training security forces and being a security and insurgent consultant. He recently received his masters after years of lecturing to a military college. They realized he was a professor without a masters, so he had to catch up. I’d tell you his name, but then he’d be forced to kill me.
He’s written several training books but now he’s working on his first novel. He asked Sin Wu lots of question while I wasn’t around. I’ll get to the bottom of this, but first I need to finish my first movie treatment next week, based on the first Chance book. I need to find a publisher and get the bastard printed.
So next week we will deliver on the Roland Softail feature, another 5-Ball Racing Factory Racer tech, a new Cantina Soap Opera Chapter, the Viking’s GOB, and maybe another World Run Chapter. Oh, I’ve been trying to deliver on some JIMS tool techs. We want to bring you all the tools needed for Head Work. Then we’ll move onto another segment. I’m also working with Bennett’s Performance on several Performance techs. Let’s see how much we can accomplish next week, plus relax because it’s the holidays, shop for gifts and work on motorcycles. Hang on. Also next weekend the Cycle World Show kicks off in Long Beach, then the David Mann Chopperfest comes to Ventura, California the following weekend.
Ride Forever,
–Bandit
