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When girls don’t put out!! This was written by a guy … it’s pretty damn smart– Girls — Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, ‘I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.’
I said, ‘WHAT??!! What was that?!’
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear… ‘You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.’
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, ‘Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?’
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her.. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take, so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, ‘Lets get a pair for each outfit.’
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you… she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, ‘That’s fine, honey.’ She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, ‘I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier.’
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, ‘No honey, I don’t feel like it.’
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, ‘WHAT?’
I then said, ‘Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.’
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, ‘Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?’
Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either…
–T.V.
ALL NEW MEATBALL CALENDAR– Just a quick heads up on a sunny SoCal Friday. Our buddy Meatball has put together a great little calendar for 2009 and we wanted to let everyone know it’s in the Choppertown Store.
Every month comes complete with a vintage motorbike and one of southern California’s finest pin-ups including Miss Hell On Wheels! Motorcycle classics include Velocette, Ducati, Harley Davidson and of course a handful of BMWs, BSAs and Triumphs – all vintage. Dimensions: 8.5″ x 11″
DELUXE AND OL SKOOL TO BE REPRESENTED AT THE POMONA GRAND NATIONAL ROADSTER SHOW, BANDIT JUDGING– I appreciate the hit on your site. If we can help with the SEMA MAC situation somehow let me know
Also Bo Huff, his build team in Utah and all of us are jamming to get my 49 Merc “Dixie Deluxe” finished and it will be Bo’s entry into GNRS this year in Pomona. Hope to see you there. I will send you more pix as its wrapped up.
–Geno
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SPECTRO OIL WANTS TO SUPPORT MOTORCYCLE INDUSTRY EFFORT WITH SEMA–I?d like to get involved, what can I do to help ?
Here’s our list of projects for the future: First off, we need a name for our Motorcycle Committee under the SEMA umbrella. Our first shot at a name was Motorcycle Action Council (MAC). We also need to form an initial committee of at least 15 members. We need to encourage our industry to be involved and to join SEMA individually (www.sema.org We also need to refine our mission statement. If the committee flies, grows and works, then the SEMA board will review it in a year and transform our committee into a active council. –Rollin Karoll OUR FIRST XMAS CARD ARRIVED YESTERDAY–Your 1st Xmas Card, pal. Enjoy it. –from Nicole B. SOME PINK PARTZ ARE SHINY– Pink Partz puts the shine on by adding new product Minneapolis, MN? Recently launched apparel brand Pink Partz, puts its shine and sparkle on. Added to the line-up is the Shiny Pink Partz shirt highlighting the Pink Partz logo in sparkle and shine sewn directly on to a fabulously soft fitted thermal shirt. Pink Partz offers ride inspired apparel geared for that special rider you know. No matter what the ride, Cruiser, Dirt Bike, ATV, Sled, Hot Ride or Bagger Pink Partz has the goods. Newcomer Pink Partz launched its apparel and accessory line featuring cool products that feel right in a world of horsepower and torque to positive reviews and sales earlier this fall. Pink Partz also recently announced its partnership with female AMA racer Nicole Cheza to show the brand is serious about providing riders apparel. Pink Partz products are in stock now and available to ship. Check the entire line out at www.pinkpartz.com Additionally, power sport dealers attending the V-Twin Expo will have the ability to see the line first-hand on the main show floor at the 9th Annual V-Twin Expo in Cincinnati this February. Pink Partz offers a variety of distinctive clothing and accessories for soulful motor sport enthusiasts from motorcycles, ATV?s, dirt bikes, snowmobiles to hot rods. If you like horsepower, Pink Partz are for you. Clothing and accessories for those that are not afraid to get their Pink Partz dirty. Pink Partz is a registered trademark. To see all the spankin? new products and more about Pink Partz, visit: www.pinkpartz.com To learn more about Nichole Cheza, visit: www.nicholecheza.com
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SUNDAY CLASSIC DEAL– 1969 FLH original frame/engine/trans matching #’s rebuilt trans, runs great needs nothing get on and ride ! contact 413-323-7772 for more info , please pass along to anyone who may be interested ,owner needs to sell
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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT–Please note…. I will no longer be sending e-mails. Thanks to the Post Office, I am going back to licking stamps……
–from Chris T.
BIKERNETMETRIC EXPANDING AND LOOKING FOR COOL METRICS TO FEATURE– Hello again, As you know, I have starting to take over on the Bikernet Metric side for Bandit, under his guidance of course. I am currently down in beautiful Pismo Beach, California and I have noticed that there are more Yamahas and Honda V-Twins cruising here then I have seen anywhere else. I have kept my camera handy as a result.
For those out there that have gone the total mile, companies like AFT Customs, Jaxon Fyffe of Wild Card Customs, Jason Conley of Coyote Customs and the others, I complement you on your builds, your passion and your dedication for going against the grain.
If there are some other owners of radical metrics out there, please send me some pictures. I am also interested in some more classic rides….I know there are some cool KZ’s and CB’s out there….send them to me and let me grace the readers with these still-running strong scooters. They were and are the heart and soul of metric bikes.
In the next few months, I will be rebuilding an early 70’s DT1 250 Yamaha, the first imported enduro in the US. Why? Because I have three of them rusting in my yard and figured, why not. When they are done, you will see them on the pages of Bikernet Metric.
Also, this winter, AFT Customs, the winner of the Bikernet Brouhaha and the 2008 Metric World Camp will be rebuilding my Honda Trail 90. Cool?? I think so.
So, What you got? I will show you mine if you show me yours……and lets make Bikernet Metric the BEST online Metric rag in the World!!
–Wacko
Allen Saum of Pawley’s Island, SC Wins Sixth Annual WTT Raffle– Saturday, November 15, 2008, the Wheels Through Time Museum held its sixth annual raffle drawing in Maggie Valley, NC in front of a cheery, winter afternoon crowd. Held during the annual Haywood County Toy Run, put on by the local Blue Ridge Thunder Motorcycle Club, this year’s drawing saw another great turnout, despite threatening weather throughout the morning. Over one thousand toy-runners and museum visitors gathered for the 2:00 p.m. drawing, hoping their name would be announced as the lucky winner of a 1940 Harley-Davidson.
This year’s winner was Allen Saum of Pawley’s Island, South Carolina. Allen happened to visit the museum merely by chance after bumping into museum curator, Dale Walksler, at a convenient store in February of this year. On a trip with his son’s boy scout troop, Allen stopped for gas on the way out of town and, after meeting Dale, decided to bring the troop to Wheels Through Time for a tour. After a guided afternoon tour with the museum staff, Allen and a few of the other parents in the group bought tickets. Over nine months later received the call letting him know that he was the lucky winner.
The 2008 Grand Prize was a genuine 1940 Harley-Davidson Knucklehead built by museum curator, Dale Walksler, in the Wheels Through Time restoration shop. The museum has held an annual raffle fundraiser since 2002, and has featured Grand Prize machines such as a 1951 Harley-Davidson Panhead, a 1936 Harley-Davidson VLH, and a 1946 Harley-Davidson Flathead “forty-five”. Winners of the raffle have emerged from Massachusetts to as close as Gatlinburg, TN, with Pawley’s Island being the newest addition to the list.
To see live video coverage from this year’s raffle drawing, as well as the build of this year’s grand prize, visit the museum’s video website, located at www.WheelsThroughTime.com. To date, the museum has produced hundreds of videos ranging from virtual tours and feature bikes, to event, tech and restoration shows. The site currently contains over 250 online motorcycle videos, and as of December 1st, 2008, you’ll be able to see seven shows on the build of Wheels through Time’s 2009 Grand Prize — a 1947 Harley-Davidson Knucklehead. Next year’s drawing will be held on December 31, 2009, and will mark the seventh machine given away at the museum. Tickets are specials are 1 for $10, 3 for $20, and 7 for $50 w/ free t-shirt and DVD, and are on sale via the Wheels Through Time video website.
For more information, call the museum at (828) 926-6266 or email at info@wheelsthroughtime.com.
QUOTE OF THE WEEK– ‘I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered.’
–Thomas Jefferson 1802
–from Ray Russell
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Motorbike riders risk impotence, say Australian doctors– MEN who ride motorcycles are at risk of impotence and urinary problems because the vibration of the engine damages nerves in their penises, a study has found.
A survey of more than 230 motorcyclists who rode their bikes for about three hours every weekend found almost 70 per cent had problems gaining an erection or emptying their bladders.
The news is alarming for Sydneysiders who have turned in droves to motorcycles and scooters in the past few years to beat rising fuel prices and growing traffic congestion.
More than 2100 motorcycles and scooters were newly registered in Sydney last month alone, pushing the total number to more than 66,000 in Sydney and 135,000 in NSW, Roads and Traffic Authority figures show.
The increase has led to the City of Sydney council offering free parking, and other councils developing more parking areas for motorbikes.
Doctors in Japan, who published two studies on the dangers in the International Journal Of Impotence Research, said seats on most motorcycles put undue pressure on the perineum, the area between the anus and the scrotum, and restricted blood flow to the penis. Vibrations from the engine also caused a decrease in two growth hormones in the bladder and prostate related to bladder relaxation.
Impotence affects most males during their lives and can be caused by emotional issues, high cholesterol, heart disease, diabetes, high blood pressure, smoking or alcohol. But all men should avoid sitting on hard bicycle or motorcycle seats, particularly seats with thin, pointed ends, for long periods to prevent compression of pelvic floor muscles, Impotence Australia chief executive officer Brett McCann said yesterday.
All men in the study had been sexually active in the past six months and none had any illnesses. About 76 per cent of riders aged 40 to 49, and 93 per cent of those aged 50 to 59, reported severe erectile dysfunction, compared with 37 per cent and 42 per cent respectively among those who did not ride motorcycles.
John Sbrocchi, of Wamberal, has been riding a scooter to work for 2? years. His sex life had not suffered. Scooters normally have wider, softer seats than motorcycles, but vibrations can still affect the genitals. “I do have urinary flow issues, but I’m not putting it down to the scooter,” Mr Sbrocchi said. “I’m a man of 62 and when you get to that age you get prostate problems. I think scooters are one of life’s greatest innovations so it would take more than that to put me off.”
Kate Benson, Medical Reporter
November 23, 2008
CELEBRATE THANKSGIVING IN DENVER– Rod and Custom Show this Thanksgiving weekend in Denver. Iron Works a sponsor of the show and we are ready to rock with our new 1959 Chevy Nomad . 2wheelers
Live ,Ride, Rock and Roll
–Donna
2Wheelers
IN SEARCH OF JACK SCHITT– For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, ‘You don’t know Jack Schitt!’ Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents’ objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, ‘You don’t know Jack Schitt,’ you can correct them. Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt
NEW BOOKS COMING OUR WAY FROM WOLFGANG– I’m currently working on a Triumph Restoration book, pre-unit. The other current project is a V-Twin Repair manual I’m doing with the infamous Shadley Brothers.
— Timothy Remus
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THERE’S A WRAP–We’re heading into Thanksgiving week. It’s a time, even in this tough economic climate, to give thanks for all the good shit in our lives, our families who are all drug addicts and friends who borrow shit and never return it. And of course, if you ask for it back, you’re a prick.
I’m kidding. We need to erase the negative waves and run with the positive this week.
Every chance I get I’ll be plugging away on the 5-Ball Factory Racer and hopefully will bring you a report this week.
Ride Forever,
–Bandit
