No King for a Day by Amy Irene White
This past weekend, there were these ‘No Kings’ rallies going on all over America. There was even one in my little podunk town in Arkansas… and so, I decided to go check it out.
First, I went by Burger King for breakfast, but I soon realized that perhaps McDonald’s would have been more fitting, because this rally was a bunch of clowns… and I use the word ‘bunch’ generously. In truth there was maybe 35 people total throughout the morning. For most of the rally, you would have no trouble fitting the court jesters in attendance into a very, very tiny clown car.
The majority of the crowd appeared to be nearing the latter end of their octogenarian era. It was like they skipped medicine day at Leisure Lodge. Some were even on walkers. This did not stop these old blue hairs from calling out profanities and throwing the wrinkly, old, veiny middle finger free birds like they was Lynyrd Skynyrd to anyone who called out anything against what they stood for… and what they stood for wasn’t exactly clear at all. There were several posters, no two of which seemed to be addressing the same vague issue, and none of it having anything to do with kings. It didn’t help that most of them were holding their sad little signs upside down. The only common denominator or goal of the pitiful little scatter of hunched over, wobbly old Democrats was, ‘we hate Trump.’ The good news is, they didn’t have to bring in a portapotty…. 90 percent of the attendees were probably wearing Depends and colostomy bags.
It’s ironic, these old broads, have more than likely been Arkansas Democrats for 50-60 years.. at LEAST. Sixty years ago, the young Democrat wives in Arkansas were still walking around like June Cleaver ironing their husband’s KKK costumes and hangin’ them on the clothesline. Now they up there on the town square wearing crochet and tin foil crowns and Janis Joplin clothes and actin’ a damned fool. Them old broads probably sweated their way through menopause having the hot pants over Guvnah Bill Clinton in 1992. They were so old they probably remember what America did to King George. Somebody really, really needed to go get their grannies and explain to them how they are gonna wind up as Arkansas meme fodder, hangin’ out on the town square with their hair dyed like a skunk, braless, pendulous breasts swingin’ in the breeze, holding a sign that says ‘Stop Truth Decay’, just a’grinnin’ without a tooth between ‘em in their bony little shrunken heads. It doesn’t say much for your event if your crowd is so old they are farting cemetery dust.
Their ‘NO KINGS’ argument consists mostly of, ‘WE ARE A DEMOCRACY.’ In truth, no, we are not. We are not a Democracy. We are a Constitutional Republic… or a Representative Democracy at the most. While somewhat related, a republic and a democracy differ in how the people’s power is exercised and the level of protection for individual and minority rights. A republic is defined by its rule of law, while a democracy is defined by majority rule.
The Framers of the Constitution were wary of a pure democracy, which they feared could lead to a “tyranny of the majority”… you know.. like a King… By creating a republic with a system of checks and balances, they sought to blend democratic elements while protecting individual rights. Furthermore, a country with a king, can be a constitutional monarchy, a democratic kingdom.. a DEMOCRACY in other words…. where a monarch has a largely ceremonial role, with real political power held by an elected government, as seen in the United Kingdom with Parliament, Spain, and Sweden.
A Republic, however, cannot have a King or vice versa, by definition. A kingdom is ruled by a monarch, and a republic is a system where the head of state is a president or similar official, elected by the people. I learned this in 9th grade… why didn’t they? Their regurgitated argument is almost as stupid as their ridiculous little piddly rallies were, and almost as old as the geriatric attendees of their little soirees.
There were a few younger people there, too. Most of them were quite…. Unusual. One in particular really confused everyone. She had on a long cheap red dress with a silver sequin collar, like a disco queen Handmaid… but that was not the oddest part of her outfit; not at all. Nestled beneath a feathery afro wig and red Mrs. Brady hair, was a mask that was undeniably, a blackface mask. This little ol’ white girl seriously put on blackface and a slave dress and went snd stood on the town square at noon on Saturday…. And she wound up proving what a horse’s ass she truly was when she found herself up close and personal with the business end of a four legged counter protestor named Sonny. Sonny was ridden in by counter-protestor Amy Dickerson. With the sound of thundering hooves on pavement drowning out the feeble, papery liberal voices screeching dirty words, Amy rode in on her trusty steed, cape flying behind her. She rode around and around the gathering on her horse names Sonny, wearing a ‘Donald Trump as Superman’ costume and laughin’ her ass off.
I caught up with that other Amy tonight and asked her why she rode on their rally like Paul Revere today. This is what she told me.
“ I was the only one there today against the protest during the time I was up there. I didn’t go to fight. I didn’t make a sign. I was as peaceful as any conservative anywhere else should be. I rode against their bullshit today and I don’t care if it seemed silly to anyone else. I’m sick of the hypocrisy.. we’ve got the best country in the world and after visiting others I know that to be true. Wtf are they protesting for really?
I took three trips to CA over the “pandemic” staying a total of about a month there and it was so bad. We were treated like criminals for not carrying a vaccine card. I had a terrible time. My doctor during one trip had to convince two nurses that my cough was because I came from a place “with clean air” and it was the smog making me cough. They wanted to vaccinate me or they were going to quit their jobs. It was a disaster…they are real pieces of work. My anesthesiologist came into my room with an entire full-body hazmat suit with an automatic air filtering system and gas mask on when he heard he was working on an unvaccinated person for a surgery. I was treated like a criminal and had I not been spending a hell of a lot of money with my doctors, I wouldn’t have even been welcome there in LA at all. It was nightmare shit. I hated that place and I will never go back. I also will never again sit and listen to these nutbags. I went today and laughed my ass off at them and it’s so refreshing to see it’s mostly the elderly there at these pointless “rallies.” Hopefully our young people know it’s those batty old ones that have killed that entire party and they choose something better for the future…”
The entire rally, aside from the cursing grannies and geriatric one fingered salutes, consisted of some people giving some sort of rambling incoherent speeches like Kamala Harris after Happy Hour, and the person in blackface and the strange hippie chick grannies did some sort of chanting and dancing that seemed to be poking fun at Native Americans. I guess the afro and blackface just wasn’t offensive enough.
In Arkansas, Amy Dickerson cried, ‘my kingdom for a horse’…. And the No Kings rally seemed about as regal as the emperor’s new clothes. Watching the news and social media showed many more idiots in the moron menagerie across the country… but it all seemed like a big joke, unless you do a little digging into who was really behind it.
The “No Kings” protests are allegedly funded by foundations belonging to … surprise, surprise… billionaire George Soros. One of the groups is the Open Society Foundations, founded by the major Democratic donor.
A non-profit organization named Indivisible was one of the main organizers of the events. Records show that OSF has funneled $7.6 million in grants to Indivisible, one of three major progressive coalitions behind No Kings. They make up a sizable chunk of the group’s roughly $12 million revenue each year. The donations, including a $3 million grant in 2023, were issued through the Open Society Action Fund ‘to support the grantee’s ‘social welfare activities’.
The League of Conservation Voters is an American environmental advocacy group, and they were also involved up to their necks. Through its affiliated super PAC, it is a major supporter of the Democratic Party. They were heavily involved in organizing and attending the events.
It’s pretty funny, to see these mindless sheep run around yelling ‘No Kings’ when in fact, America walked away from King George III the monarch of Great Britain, in 1776. The American revolutionaries declared their independence from his rule. Now in modern day America, we have a bunch of nincompoops running around yelling about Trump, when all along King George Soros is pulling their puppet strings.
