Hey,
Whatta morning. Don’t know which way to turn. Chris Kallas reminded me that Long Beach was having a swap meet. Last night I had dinner with Don Whalen and discussed the passing of Los Angeles Times magnet, Otis Chandler, and his collection of motorcycles. If I had a cool three million lying around we could display this fine collection around the Bikernet Headquarters.
As the sun fought to clamor through the lightweight Los Angeles cloud cover this morning I could smell the hot coffee in our decimated kitchen, nearly ready for new drywall and cabinets. I knew the brothers want their news on time, once in a while. I was torn, then Sin Wu whispered, “Wanna go to the swap meet? I’ll go with you.”
That was the statement of a lifetime. She’s never offered to attend a swap meet with me. My mind grappled for a response. I could rip the covers back and lick her body, have a cup of coffee and dive into the Sunday Post or stroll the Swap Meet aisles looking for buried treasure?
Guess what? Let’s hit the news:
SOUTHSIDE KUSTOMS FIRE– This is Jason McCudden owner of South Side Kustoms. I just had a fire in my shop 2 hours ago. I lost everything–everything is a total loss. There are quite a few companies that are involved in the Charity Bike Build. I don’t know at this point if we are going to continue on at this point with the build as everything is gone..donation/tools/my livelyhood. I will keep everyone posted. I have no phone, obviously, so as soon as I get a new one. I’ll let everyone know. If you need to contact me contact me via email or fax to home phone 716-823-6279. Thank you for being understanding at this time.
–Jason
South Side Kustoms
146 Barnard St.
Buffalo, NY 14206
716-480-7944 phone
716-823-6279 fax
email – southsidekustoms@adelphia.net
website – http://southsidekustoms.tripod.com/
COLLISION TERMINOLOGY DISCUSSION PERIOD– I read Rogue’s item on vehicular collision terminology with great interest. This is a point I’ve been making to my students for years – ‘Accidents’ do not exist. They are at best an act of negligence or omission, or at worst an act of maliciousness.
People who have been in collision incidents, wrecks, are either victims or are perpetrators, and the usual excuse is ‘ran a red light/stop sign/speeding, drinking, failed to yield, misjudged, dropped cell/tape/cd/coffee, etc.’ There is ALWAYS a reason and it ALWAYS points to someone doing something stupid.
If you climb on a chair to change a lightbulb and fall, it isn’t an ACCIDENT, it’s an act of stupidity because your parents told you how many times that chairs are not ladders and you were going to fall.
–Paul E. (Tin Man) Vasquez
BIKERNET GIRLS COMING– Here are a couple of Ms Marisa do you want me to send you more? I even have a release, she was ready to do more today with some boy shorts she was wearing last night, but I had to head back to Camp Pflugerville today. She forgot her lasso though.
My lighting is a little off, this was the first time I shot since we painted the area to shoot in, so I will need to fine tune it.
I also have some stuff from the opening I went to today, PCC, Death Row & Desperado bikes and such.
–RFR
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EUROPEAN BUILDERS COME TO BIKERNET– I’m Harley-Davidson custom builder and one of my creations “Satanico Pandemonium” is at major US events on S&S display (Daytona bike week’06 recently) and also on S&S web site http://www.sscycle.com/iframes/worldtour.php
I give you my URL + my logo if you’re interested by my work and would add my address on your web page
–Nicolas Chauvin
INSIDE POLICE ACTION– Some retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first deputy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, “Man, what happened to you?” He said, “Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.”
The next night it was a different deputy’s turn. In the morning, same thing–hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said, “Man, what happened to you? You look awful!” He said, “Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all night.”
The third night was Frank’s turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man’s man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. “Good morning.” They couldn’t believe it! They said, “Man, what happened?” He said, “Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long.”
–from Joe Lankau
ROGUE’S LONE STAR STATE INVESTIGATION–I got this from a friend in Texas and Damn I am heading there next month.
The Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission sent a message to bar patrons last week.
TABC agents and Irving police swept through 36 Irving bars and arrested about 30 people on charges of public intoxication. Agency representatives say the move came as a proactive measure to curtail drunken driving. North Texans interviewed by NBC 5, however, worried that the sweep went too far.
At one location, for example, agents and police arrested patrons of a hotel bar. Some of the suspects said they were registered at the hotel and had no intention of driving. Arresting authorities said the patrons were a danger to themselves and others.
“Going to a bar is not an opportunity to go get drunk,” TABC Capt. David Alexander said. “It’s to have a good time but not to get drunk.”
Dallas comedian Steve Harvey agreed with the Texas residents who said the arrests infringed on individual rights. “If a guy’s got a designated driver, go ahead and let him get toasted,” Harvey told NBC 5.
Texas law states that inebriated individuals could be subjected to arrest anywhere for public intoxication.
–Rogue
Motorcycle Hall Of Fame Member 2005
G2 MOTORSPORTS PAYS BACK WITH 2006 NHRA CONTINGENCY PROGRAM– G2 Motorsports, one of the rising stars in the V-twin performance industry, is paying back its customers with their newly announced NHRA contingency program. “We were looking for a way to reward our loyal customers for believing in our vision and felt that an NHRA contingency program would be one tangible way to show our appreciation,” said Jackie Bryce, Vice President of Operations.
“Anyone running a complete, turnkey G2 Motorsports, S&S Cycle powered, Buell will be eligible for the contingency money. We will pay the winner $1,000 and the runner-up $500 at each NHRA Pro Stock Motorcycle event. All a customer has to do is run the G2 Motorsports decals in a prominent position on both sides of the bike, place first or second, and collect the money,” added Bryce.
Contingency forms will be available from NHRA and decals will be available from G2 Motorsports at each event.
Further information, on G2 Motorsports programs and products, can be found on the G2 website – http://www.g2motorsports.net/.
BIKERNET VET CLINIC NEWS–A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest.
After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, “I’m so sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away.” The distressed owner wailed, “Are you sure”?
“Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead,” he replied.
“How can you be so sure”? she protested. “I mean, you haven’t done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something.”
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck’s owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom.
The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments later with a cat.
The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, “I’m sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100 percent certifiably, a dead duck.”
Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The duck’s owner, still in shock, took the bill. “$150!” she cried. “$150 just to tell me my duck is dead”?
“The vet shrugged. “I’m sorry. If you’d taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the lab report and the cat scan, it’s now $150.
–from CarlR
S&S CYCLE ANNOUNCES NEW SUPER STOCK AND SUPER SIDEWINDER SERVICE MANUAL– S&S Cycle announces the release of a new service manual to cover the Super Stock and Super Sidewinder engine families.
This manual–second in the series–is designed to guide a technician through the details of servicing both the S&S Super Stock and Super Sidewinder engines. Through a proven method of comprehensive instructions, complete specifications and high-quality photography, the manual is the basis for servicing and maintaining an S&S engine.
Covered in this version will be the 88ci and 96ci Super Stock engines and the 100ci, 107ci and 113ci Super Sidewinder engines. Considered to be the most popular S&S engine sizes ever sold, the manual has been in high demand since the introduction of the Super Sidewinder Plus version.
MSRP for the manual (PN 61-1001) will be $20.95 and it can be purchased at any Authorized S&S Dealer or through the S&S website at ww.sscycle.com .
CANTINA BLONDE RELIGIOUS MOMENT–On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her new Catholic husband had settled down on the couch.
When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied, “It’s Lent.”
In tears, she remarked, “Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard!
Who did you lend it to, and for how long?”
–from Rik Saqvenko
CANTINA TRAVEL SERVICES– The world’s first beer health centre has opened in the cellar of a family brewery in the Czech Republic. Beer baths, beer massages and beer cosmetics are on offer at the spa at the Chodovar Family brewery in Chodova Plana.
The converted cellars include seven huge Victorian style baths where guests can swim in beer while enjoying a pint poured at a bathside bar.
Guests on ?80 weekend packages can indulge in a range of health treatments including beer wraps, starting at ?12 per session.
Owner Jiri Plevka said: “Beer can treat a range of conditions, particularly skin conditions, and the health centre should appeal to men who are put off by ‘posh’ traditional spas.
“I have heard of some places in other countries where people can swim in beer but it’s just a gimmick. “We believe in the healing properties of beer and we offer the full range of treatments. We are a fully-fledged beer spa.”
–from Robin H.
ONE MORE CHANCE–The National Highway Transportation Safety Administration (NHTSA) is in the process of changing the State Guidelines for the Motorcycle Safety Program. They are currently taking comments regarding these changes. The new guidelines say that each State should enact mandatory motorcycle helmet laws.
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