Jimbo pushed his drink away, visibly shaken by the blast. He stared at Tina with direct blue eyes. “I’m not taking another chance like that. I’m not coming in here again. Come with me Tina.” Tina looked at Jimbo with longing eyes. He had every right to want her. He’d been coming into the Cantina […]
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BANDIT’S CANTINA DUE TO LAUNCHFRIDAY, MURDER AND INTRIGUE ABOUNDS (CONTINUED)Continued from Page 3TELEPHONE SCAM ALERT–I received a telephone call last evening from an individual identifying himself as an AT&T service technician who was conducting a test ontelephone lines. He stated that to complete the test, I should touchnine(9), zero(0), the pound sign (#),
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BANDIT’S CANTINA DUE TO LAUNCHFRIDAY, MURDER AND INTRIGUE ABOUNDS (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 2DALLAS EASYRIDERS ROCKS–The Dallas Easyriders newsletter just arrived. I’m glad Rick’s (the owner with his wife Tina and my sixth wife Lena) code for writing is not the same as mine. “You know, the more I drink, the better I
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BANDIT’S CANTINA DUE TO LAUNCH TOMORROW, MURDER AND INTRIGUE ABOUNDS (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 1ATTENTION BIKERS–So, you think you’re a biker! Well, now is your chance to come and meetthe man who has been there and done that. Tuesday night, May 1, 2001ABATE Local 9 is proud to have as a guest speaker
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Jimbo stood against the thick oak bar sipping his second margarita and wondering where his girl was when a .45 armor- piercing bullet shattered a glass block on the other side of the room. It split the turned oak pillar at the corner of the bar 2 inches from his left shoulder. Tina, the waitress
BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–FIRST STORMS AND DISASTERS NOW PESTILENCE (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 1 EVOLUTION DESK– The last sighting of Bandit was in the garage throwing tools around as the big bastard and NuttBoy began the final assembly of an Evolution-powered desk for Little Jon Buttera. Check it out in the Garage. HELEN WOLFE UPDATE–Stan Sheppard
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–FIRST STORMS AND DISASTERS NOW PESTILENCEIt wasn’t bad enough to have the mighty Pacific slap the headquarters with waves the size of the Sierra Mountains. It could have ended with the Seattle earthquake that toppled the Bikernet Webmaster’s boot camp. The unspeakable had to befall the lord of Bikernet. No, it wasn’t a
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–FIRST STORMS AND DISASTERS NOW PESTILENCE (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 3 SNEAK PEAK AT NEXT HORSE COVER–You saw it here first, the next cover for The Mighty Horse magazine. Watch for it on a newsstand near you… And don’t forget to read Bandit’s shit in it. It will singe your hair and cure
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–FIRST STORMS AND DISASTERS NOW PESTILENCE (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 2 BIKERNET CYBER CYCLES WINNERS– Following is the winners’ list from February. Just as soon as we have all the winners’ addresses and shirt sizes we’ll be sending out trophies, and prizes from Bandit, Crime Inc. and Samson Exhaust systems. Congratulations guys.Barry Bassford
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–TOO HORRIBLE TO MENTION (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 2LADIES’ NIGHT OUT– The other day, my friends and I went to a ladies’ night out club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–TOO HORRIBLE TO MENTION (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 1NOTICE TO ALL VIETNAM VETS–If a military member served any place in Vietnam and contracts prostatecancer, it is now consideredservice-related. If you have had prostate cancer, you are entitled to aservice-related disability. All claims should be filed at your nearest VAoffice. Widows and wives: If
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–TOO HORRIBLE TO MENTIONSan Pedro Bikernet headquarters drowned in torrential rains, the Bikernet Northwest Web master’s housing (old army barracks) collapsed in the 6.8 Seattle earthquake and the rest of the crew was rounded up in Ventura drug raids. We’re out of business. Sorry guys. I hate to bring you the bad news,
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – THERE’S NEVER ENOUGH TIME IN THE DAMNED DAY! (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 2 EASYRIDERS OF HOUSTON EARNS BIG DOG MOTORCYCLES’ 2000 DEALER OF THE YEAR AWARD–Easyriders of Houston led all 57 of Big Dog’s dealerships in total motorcycle sales. A strong Big Dog dealer since it opened three years ago, Easyriders
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – THERE’S NEVER ENOUGH TIME IN THE DAMNED DAY! (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 1 SUPER-V ENTHUSIAST/WRITER–I follow your stuff in “The Horse.” I especially like to read about SanPedroas I visit relatives there and think it’s a cool town. I’ll attach a pieceabout my fun with the Super Vee (check out www.companyontheweb.com/veejazthe
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – THERE’S NEVER ENOUGH TIME IN THE DAMNED DAY!Hell, I don’t know where to start. We’re working on the Evo desk for John Buttera, and are determined to finish it in the next couple weeks. I swear, it’s almost done. Fuckin’ deadlines. I receive a great number of e-mails about building bikes
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–TYPHOON ROCKS HEADQUARTERS (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 1MIKE CUNNINGHAM– from Easyriders’ dealer development is nowin charge of Bikers Dream dealer development?
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–TYPHOON ROCKS HEADQUARTERS The wind pushed the nitrous button early this week and gusts reached 70 mph, accompanied by a driving rain storm. Docks at the Cabrillo Marina at the bottom of the hill tore loose and pleasure boats were scattered throughout the harbor. Yet we still managed to make the final components
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BLACK PLAGUE ROCKS HEADQUARTERS, SOME DEAD, SEVERAL LEAVE COUNTRY (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 2BIKERNET BIG APPLE BABE REPORT–Biker Chic makes the fashion headlines! The February issue of Elle Magazinefeatured an eight page spread of motorcycle inspired fashion. Biker chic isagain in the spotlight. Top designers are in their freedom creative statemarrying the idea
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BLACK PLAGUE ROCKS HEADQUARTERS, SOME DEAD, SEVERAL LEAVE COUNTRY (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 1AND NOW WE TAKE YOU LIVE TO A SPEECH BY REV. JESSE JACKSON–Due to the great consternation caused by the revelation of my act of procreation, I accept my obligation to give an explanation to thepopulation for my act of
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BLACK PLAGUE HITS HEADQUARTERS, SOME DEAD, SEVERAL FLEE COUNTRY Sorry folks, but no intro from Bandit this week. He has been very sick andneeds his rest. Sin and I have him in bed, medicated, and are giving himlots of soup and fluids. We have been taking turns lying with him to makesure he
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LOOKING FOR BUCK KNIFE–I am interested in a Buck 192MS knife. I found one on the Bikernet page.–Dondonstickel@hotmail.comHERE ARE THE FACTS– Citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; “7” was selectedbecause the original containers were 7 ounces. “UP” indicated thedirection of the bubbles. Mosquito repellents don’t repel. They hide you. The spray blocksthe mosquito’s sensors
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–VIOLENCE ROCKS SUPERBOWL PARTYWhat can I say? The police are still investigating complaints of nudity, grand larceny (someone stole a pool table) and a stabbing. It was one helluva party. I’m innocent. The Digital Gangster ran up to me at midnight and screamed something about being two hours late for his flight back
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–SUPER BOWL PARTY JUST AROUND CORNER–BANDIT HAS GONE TO SEA TO HOLD WEATHER FRONT OFF COAST (CONTINUED)Continued from Page 2V-TWIN HOLDINGS, INC., RETAINS CONSULTING FOR STRATEGIC GROWTH, LTD., AS ITSPUBLIC RELATIONS/CORPORATE DEVELOPMENT CONSULTANTS– In a joint announcement, V-TwinHoldings, Inc., (OTCBB: VTWN) and Consulting For Strategic Growth, Ltd.,(CFSG) announced that CFSG would be engaged
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–SUPER BOWL PARTY JUST AROUND CORNER–BANDIT HAS GONE TO SEA TO HOLD WEATHER FRONT OFF COAST (CONTINUED)Continued from Page 1NOTORIOUS SOCAL BIKER HANGOUT LOSES OWNER– Don Himes passed away from naturalcauses in his sleep Sat. nite, Jan. 20 2001. He diedas he lived, peacefully. He was the liquor licenseholder and use permit holder
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