BANDIT MISSING AGAIN(Continued)ByLayla Continued From Page 1THIS SEPARATES THE MEN FROM THE WOMEN A little test to sort the men from the women.Every day, millions of images go to your brain, but you know, only some of these are focused. To prove it, take this test: Stare at the picture and see how fast you […]
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – BANDIT MISSING IN ACTION – AGAIN!I know the news always begins with some witty bullshit from Bandit or one of the guys, but for this Thursday, you’re outta luck. Digital?s gone out of town for a few days, Snake is nowhere to be found and Nuttboy is off in the mountains
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BANDIT MISSING – AGAIN!(Continued)ByLayla Continued From Page 3Visually CompellingThis was made by a lady in Timmins, Ontario, Canada, I believe. Apparently she wins the ice sculpture contest every year. Chris—THE HORSE, Backstreet Choppers is pleased to announce the 3rd Annual Smoke Out to be held July 26-28 at the Rowan County Fairgroundsin Salisbury, N.C., about
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Nyla was working furiously behind the bar. Happy hour was in full swing. The Cantina was packed with dockworkers, longshoremen and tugboat crews. There were even a handful of bikers. There weren’t a lot of girls in the bar. The Chinaman had created some of his specialty, Mexican egg rolls and fried won ton instead
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Da? Thirsty Nooz (Continued)BySnake Continued From Page 3Here’s a recent photo of Enron’s employees leaving work with all their possessions. Funeral and the pitbullA woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffeewhen she noticed a most unusual funeral processionapproaching the nearby cemetery.A long black hearse was followed by a second longblack hearse about 50
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Da? Thirsty Nooz (Continued)BySnake Continued From Page 2 Merlin Roadster by Corbin on the horizonby Teddy BearFeb. 13, 10 a.m. Eastern timeWhat do you get when you take a three-wheeled Harley-Davidson chopper and drive it in reverse?You get a Merlin Roadster made by a tiny, Hollister, Calif., company called Corbin Motors.The Merlin, which its maker
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Da? Thirsty Nooz (Continued)BySnake Continued From Page 1A doctor tells it like it isThis was written by a doctor in Texas and is very good, please read.I was just reading Yahoo news and the San Antonio Express newspaper. Youknow what upsets me? People with absolutely nothing to do with theirlives,so they complain on how the
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Da? Thirsty NoozBySnakeAttention Bikernet readers: let me say at the get-go, it ain?t my fault. I ain?t no journalist. Some days I have trouble writing my name on a check. I had to walk to Bikernet headquarters ?cause my primary belt exploded. So I walk in lookin? for some tools and a bottle of beer;
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – BIKERNET GETS 1.9 MILLION HITS (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 2 Make Me Feel Like A WomanOn a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. Theturbulence is awful. Suddenly one wing is struck by lightning.A woman on the plane starts to lose it. She stands up in the front
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – BIKERNET GETS 1.9 MILLION HITS (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 1A Little Boy’s Valentine’s Day CardCouldn’t pass up the opportunity to pass this one along……Too damnfunny! Have a great day.Little David comes home from first grade andtells his father that they learned about thehistory of Valentine’s Day.”Since Valentine’s day is for a
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – BIKERNET GETS 1.9 MILLION HITS Bikernet has consistently been cutting edge, at least we’d like to think so. This weekly report is no different. We post it whether anyone likes it or not. The flash for this week is that we are planning a bike for the Sturgis run this year.
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This here cardboard box full of odds and ends was where it allbegan. Or was it just an idea? Or maybe too much Jack Daniels. Ormaybe Bandit was tired of me whining about it. Anyway, like a beggar on the streets ofCalcutta, or Blanche Dubois in “A Street Car Named Desire,” I depend onthe
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Like the enigmatic fortunes you find inside thosefolded Chinese cookies, our visit with Dr. John–the”frame doctor,” was a mix of New Age mysticism andpractical guidance. The week before, Bandit and Ibrought the rolling Pro-Street frame to the gooddoctor. We gave the him our best ideas of what wethought the bike should become. Basically, we wantedthe
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Bandit and I were checking out the Amazing Shrunken FXR. “Thedamned thing,” referring to the shrunken FXR project we had beenhammering at, off and on, for almost two years, “has attitude,” hegrowled, “a bad-assed attitude.” “Yeah, but will it have sound attitude?” I mused. “I want it toget attention. I want it to be felt
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Photos by Bandit and Sin Wu It’s New Years Eve 2002 and catch up time on the ShrunkenFXR, as if I’ll melt if I don’t cross the line by midnight. And I’mgoing to lower the boom on you. It wasn’t intentional that Giggie,from Compu-Fire, came to the Bikernet Headquarters to help install aCompu-Fire charging, starter
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You’ve been there. You handed the Makita cordless drill toyou’re drunken buddy, and he drilled a hole in your big screentelevision. You tried to wrap the extension cord around his neck andfinish him off. We came close to blows in the garage a couple ofmonths back. I spent days carefully welding chunks of Samson exhaustpipes
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – BIKERNET UNION UPROAR (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 1ViagraThe boss of a small company called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the employer, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burned-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – BIKERNET UNION UPROARWe?re here to have a good time, but it is a business of sorts, and recently we?ve had some upheaval at the headquarters. During the last board meeting, Bandit?s World Wide Run Report was voted out of the Bikernet News to be placed in a separate section next to
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Continued From Page 3We Want Your Tattoos – Keep Em’ Comin’ This fine tat was applied in Berlin to a Marine Security guard stationed at the Embassy in Baku Azerbajan. He is defending liberty and I have dubbed this tat “ever vigalante”. I think it is kick-ass, and hope you can use it. If you
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Continued From Page 2Cyril Huze 2002 CatalogCyril Huze just released his new catalog The 2002 edition is 80-page and features more than 550 references with, as a bonus, double spread color pictures of Cyril’s most recent custom motorcycles. A must for any individual and professional builder looking for fresh ideas and state-of-the-art custom parts &
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Continued From Page 1FOR MEN TIRED OF RECEIVING MALE-BASHING JOKES How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will
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“Damn?.where the f?Huh? Wha?? We’re on? Shit! You mean I gotta’ talk? I just wandered in here looking for a bottle opener. So now you want me to introduce the Thursday News? Damn.” Sin Wu screeched at me from somewhere in the house. I usually try to avoid the den of sex kittens she has
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This oilpump photograph shows the vent line behind the oil pump. This is aShovelhead with an S&S pump with the feed inlet on the top plugged.We ran the feed to the bottom like old pumps to clean it up. The oil lines on a Shovel are straight forward. There are two oilline fittings atop the
