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SUNDAY POST–NEW WATERCOOLED H-D RELEASED Hey, that’s all I know. The European press and domestic mags were shown and allowed to ride the new bike last week. Maybe we got kicked off the list. I finished the Buell and will take it for its first test run today. We’re headed over to NuttBoy’s at the

SUNDAY POST– ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVISTS PROTEST HARLEY-DAVIDSON LICENSING PRACTICES Everything is out of sorts today. I’m not sure if I’m comin’ or goin’. Had some riders stop by and one proclaimed that if I paid him a grand, he’d buy my T-Bird for nothin’. It was an odd deal, but sounded like the type of

SUNDAY POST–BANDIT HELD ON CHARGES OF BONING POPEYE’S GREAT GRANDDAUGHTER You’ll never believe this. Hell, I don’t know how to explain it. I received a threatening letter the other day. An old friend and long time biker, Bob Bitchin, the publisher of Biker News, Biker, FTW and Tattoo magazine, wanted to see me and Layla

SUNDAY POST–INDIANS SUE INDIAN I wish I knew what I was doing. Layla screamed at me over breakfast, I waited at the station for the girl from Texas and Nicole wrote from Germany. I’ve got my laptop and I’m hiding out by the docks. Just me, the seaweed and barnicals, and my trusty touring chop.

SUNDAY POST–GRATUITOUS SEX AND VIOLENCE OUT I was told recently by the associate editor of a motorcycle magazine that I should leave the sex and violence out of tech features. What do you think? After I’m finished with the Post, I will ride to the mountains where the air is fresh with the scent of

SUNDAY POST–BIKERNET STOLEN IN LAUGHLIN This will fry you. Our Bus Stop Poster on Casino Drive in Laughling was stolen. It’s the only billboard in Laughlin to ever get nabbed. Arizon and Nevada authorities are all over it. The cops in California don’t give a shit. Let’s hit the news: Speaking of Billboards, our master

SUNDAY POST–INDIAN’S NEW ENGINE REVEALED I’ve got to hand it to Indian for stepping up to the plate with the powerplant. I might ride up to Gilroy on Thursday night and witness a test ride the next morning. Micah McCloskey has been invited to straddle one. Let’s hit the news: Helen Wolf’s main man, Mailman,

SUNDAY POST–GET OUTTA HERE AND TAKE CARE OF MOM This will be short and sweet. Took one mom to breakfast and I’m off to see the other one. Hey, even a Bandit has a mom, that is, if he didn’t run her off. I did that once in my early 20s but we were better

BANDIT’S CANTINA SUNDAY POST–TEAM BIKERNET DEVELOPS ULTIMATE BIKER PICKUP Sorry about last Sunday. I was returning from the Emerald City on the Colorado River. Let’s see what Sunday has in store: Bikernet has needed a new truck for some time, but we thought it most appropriate to have a truck that fit the fuckin’ neighborhood.

SUNDAY POST–BANDIT DEMANDED TO REPORT TO POLICE CHIEF’S ABODE No bullshit. I just received a call from Wino Joe. Seems the Booze Fighters now own the old Hollister police chief’s pad from ’49, and they’re inviting me to stay there over the 4th. I’m honored. I recently interviewed the oldest living Booze Fighter, Jim Hunter,

SUNDAY POST–HAPPY EASTER–GO RIDING GODDAMNIT We’ll make this short since the sun is out and it’s time to ride. The Cantina is growing like crazy. There should be a new drama to launch, and the saga of the relic found in King Putt’s tomb will soon be revealed in the Digital’s Treasure Chest. Plus, Deasal’s

SUNDAY POST–ZEBRA BACK FROM ECUADOR STRUGGLES TO WRITE DRAMA Agent Zebra, recently returned from the jungles of Ecuador where he was researching an escaped from the film industry. His escape was successful, but once Ecuadorian officials got to know him he was asked to leave. Being ostracized by the film industry means no invitations to

SUNDAY POST–DON’T BELIEVE A WORD–IT’S APRIL FOOLS Warner Brothers Archive Vault Sealed–Studio is closed for the final time. Cost of making movies in Los Angeles killing the business. Movie Reviews: Sixth Day and Charlie’s Angels suck. Don’t waist your time. Missing Child. Abandoned by her father. Bud Ekins, Master restorer, stunt man, supplier of bikes

BRITAIN BANS MOTORCYCLES! Britian Announces Motorcycle Ban The House of Parliament announced recently that it is banning off-road riding nationwide due to the widespread devastation inflicted on the country through foot and mouth disease. Since off road bikes scoot through predominately farm lands, the tires pick up germs and can spread them to adjoining farms.

This is a shot from Helen Wolfe’s trip to Sturgis last year. Next week we put together a profile of Helen for the Digital’s treasure chest since here talents are one of the treasures of Bikernet and the Cantina. Did You Know The Nick Messner, the president of Big Dog Motorcycles Got Married on Monday?