SUNDAY CHRISTMAS ACTION–THE BEST PRESENT A 300 AVON FOR WIDE TIRE FREAKS I’m hungover. Christmas partying on a swaying sailboat while a parade of glittering yachts circled us. We didn’t notice. We were drinking, fondling women and stuffing our faces. What’s this got to do with bikes? I hauled along the editorial staff from Hard […]
CELEBRATING SUNDAY–SADDAM DOWN Couldn’t be a better day in so many respects. Last night rocked with a warm Holiday dinner with good friends in a home built in the mid ’20s. The food and folks were perfect reminders of what Christmas stands for. Earlier in the day we hit the Moon Eyes hot rod Christmas
SUNDAY POST CELEBRATES THE HOLIDAYS WITH A HANGOVER I’m hungover. I didn’t drink that much, I swear. My babe’s oldest son turned 21 and we took him out for a couple of drinks. I warned him of barroom evils and treacherous women. Don’t know if it will help. I made all the mistakes twice and
SUNDAY POST MADNESS–HOLIDAY TERROR I’m trippin’ today. Too many pancakes backin’ up the Jack Daniels from last night. The sugar high is buzzin’ my teeth. What a nuts day yesterday was. The Amazing Shrunken FXR is about ready for paint and chrome tear-down. The Beach Ride Bike rolled into the headquarters yesterday with a broken
SUNDAY MADNESS–COOL WINDS, CHOCOLATE DOWN, BAD COPS AND A BROTHER’S HAPPINESS DISCOVERED! There’s good news and bad. Don’t ever shop at Penny’s again. I dislike Malls. They’ve become something out of third world madness. Crap everywhere, crowds clammoring for racks of clothes made in Indonesia. As we arrived we were met at the corroded door,
SUNDAY MADNESS–WOMEN, CHROME AND CIGARS It’s a morning after a night that curled my toes. I don’t know about you, but there is heaven on earth, even during a time of terrorist attacks and political bullshit. Sometimes I truly believe that there are entire countries that don’t get it. Give me a woman with the
SUNDAY POST INSANITY–BOAT RIDES, LOVE RIDE AND GIRLS Rachel Price, Mr. Samson’s daughter. Love Ride Weekend is winding down. We threw a small party last night after Kenny Price of Samson’s boat ride around Balboa Island in Newport Beach. Good to see some of the pals. The night before we pre-viewed the goods at the
SUNDAY POST PARTY–HALLOWEEN JUST WON’T STOP It’s just a day after Halloween, but the mystery hasn’t subsided. There’s still the hint of evil, sex and blood in the air. It felt good to tinker in the garage all day and wonder what Saturday night would bring. I’m still hanging on. Yep, I’m wailing through the
ASH SUNDAY POST–WILD FIRES ERASE SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA A shot of good coconuts. I’m not going to ruin your day with the opposite shot. As the forest fires blazed in Southern California, the fires heated up at the headquarters. Damn, give a woman a massage and she melts. We took advantage of the time change and
SUNDAY POST RIDE ALERT–PACK YOUR SHIT AND HIT THE ROAD See the new Cyril Huze Creation on the Home Page. Hey, I’ve got to run. The martial arts master is rolling over for a putt. He rides a ’62 stretched Pan, and we’re rolling out at noon. I better rock. Don’t miss the new Life
SUNDAY POST INSANITY–YOU’LL GET A KICK OUT OF THIS ONE Who the fuck came up with the notion for a Sunday Post? I’m hungover, it’s my 82-year-old mom’s Birthday, I’ve got deadlines, projects and places to ride. Besides, goddamnit, It’s Sunday! Ah, but last night was a dream, an example of how every night should
SUNDAY POST MADNESS–NEW TECH BOOK, BAD ACCIDENT REPORT AND SICK JOKES Watch out. Don’t pass out at a Bikernet party. Just returned from San Jose and the CCI Dealer show. It was good to see old pals and sense the progress in the industry. Hot stuff in every booth. Bike lifts are cool and Kendon
SUNDAY MADNESS–TOO MUCH WHISKEY It’s one of those survival mornings. You know, the type when you wonder how you survived the previous night. Yesterday kicked off as calm as most, then went all to hell. After the El Camino Antique motorcycle swap meet we returned to the headquarters to face one mix-up after another. Then
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SUNDAY POST MAYHEM–INDIAN DOWN FOR THE COUNT Biker chick of the week from Bubblehead. I’m in a daze. Life is fuckin’ amazing and women are the icing on the cake. I can’t describe how I feel just now. It’s good, so damn good I’m not sure which way to turn. There’s been a series of
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SUNDAY MADNESS–PROJECTS AND PISSED OFF RIDERS An interesting stimulating week. The girls got crazy last night and made my week. Do all women have that psycho tendency? Ah, but if you don’t shoot them or throw ’em out a window, when they ‘re unleashed from the spell, times are amazing. Let’s get to the news,
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SUNDAY POST MADNESS–BEACH RIDE ROCKS, BIKE NIGHT IN AUSTIN AND CHROME HARDWARE–WHAT COULD BE BETTER I’m so damn tired, I’m about to fall down. The day called for Beach Ride madness. We rolled up to the Queen Mary at 8:00 am and signed in the bike show entrants. We wrestled with a killer-clear and warm
SUNDAY POST MADNESS–LABOR DAY BARBECUE Arlen Ness, Deacon and Billy Lane at Chopper Only Show in Hawaii–for the Horse. We’re in the middle of labor day, and I’ve tied myself down to deadlines for a couple of magazines, HORSE and Hard Core Choppers. The Beach Ride Bike, lifting weights and waiting for sex is eating
SUNDAY POST SUMMER–DON’T READ THIS–RIDE GODDAMNIT! Summer fun. This summer has been a blast, but I’m missing my long ride for the season. I’m still working on plans for Durango on Labor Day. We’ll see. The women are trying to tie me down, projects around the headquarters, sex in the morning to keep me weak.
SUNDAY POST–SIZZLING SUNDAY MARGARITA NEWS I love this fuckin’ website for so many reasons. One, is that we can rock the world from day to day. We can turn it upside down tomorrow, if the wind whispers the word to us. Tonight, I decided that the Cantina would contain an additional benefit, sex. I’ve grappled
SUNDAY POST SIZZLES–DOG DAYS OF STURGIS I got calls from riders all over the country well before the week was over. They must have been slipping out of the Badlands early this year. It’s hot as hell today in Southern California. It’s hot all over the country. Brothers are dieing of the Iraqi heat. Find
SUNDAY POST–THE H-D QUARTERLY REPORT AND MORE Continued From Page 1 HARLEY-DAVIDSON RACING PROGRAMS TO BE RUN BY P & A DIVISION H-D Factory Dirt Track and Drag Racing Programs Will Fly Screamin? Eagle Colors. MILWAUKEE, WIS. – (August 1, 2003) Harley-Davidson recently announced that its factory drag racing and factory dirt track racing programs
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SUNDAY POST–STURGIS WATCH, JOURNALIST SLAMMED Photo from Frank Kaisler–Ventura Antique Meet That’s right. Everyone’s is rolling into Sturgis as we speak, except me. At a bike shop recently the brothers cheered at the mention of not attending Sturgis this year, as if rebels against mass marketing. We’ll see how they respond to Milwaukee? The stock
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BREAKING NEWS ? BANDIT ABANDONS SHIP AND BIKERS ARE BEING HARRASSED Bandit said he was just gonna ride to Barstow for the weekend when he left at the crack of dawn yesterday, but did he need to pack a week’s worth of clothes plus condoms and Viagra? His phone call last night was innocent enough,
SUNDAY POST LATE–INDIAN PLAYS IN TERMINATOR Just back from the LA Calendar show at the Queen Mary in Long Beach. There were hot chicks and even hotter bikes mixed with judging contraversy and reduced numbers. Overall a helluva show and the sex Saturday was over the top. We better get to the news: Bandit assigned
