To my surprise I have found a great deal of bros on the road today fancy themselves as literary lions, adjective tamers and modifier mavens. It seems everyone from Bandit to the Chinaman is under the misconception that anyone cares what their life experiences are really all about. But the one thing I have noticed, […]
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Bikers have always been known for their style and class and there’s no better of example of just how smooth bikers really are than when it comes to the ladies. And of course, the precursor to getting into any woman’s pants is the all-important pick-up line. It must appear to be sincere, gentle, sensitive and
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Having spent considerable time with bikers of all nationalities, races, species, phylums, breeds and mutations, I have been privy to some of the most interesting displays of personal hygiene deficiencies known to man- and just about every other animal on the planet, past or present. This phenomena is due to the unidirectional flow of wind
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Encountering local law enforcement is always a possibility when putting about on our favorite highways and the outcome of these chance meetings can vary greatly depending on your initial response. In order for these outcomes to be as favorable as possible, I’ve listed ten of my most effective initial responses, which I’ve given over the
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SUNDAY POST CONTINUES… Continued From Page 1 U.S. HIGHLAND BUILDS A LINE OF AMERICAN OFF-ROAD MOTORCYCLES– U.S. Highland prepares to launch new bike line Motorcycle and engine manufacturer U.S. Highland Inc. is getting ready to launch its motorcycle line this summer, and that means expansion and jobs at its Mounds, Okla., headquarters. The company moved
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BIKERNET SUNDAY POST – THE WORD ON THE STREET IS… Hey, Well, I’m settling in from the Thailand adventure. I will tear into the Assalt Weapan next week. My 1929 Overhead Valve Peashooter engine is almost rebuilt. It’s a stroker, and the frame has been modified for the taller engine. On another front, Bikernet Metric
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WELCOME HOME MONDAY POST – GLAD TO BE BACK… Burt and Malaysian babes in Kuala Lumpur. Wow, I just returned from Thailand on a 14-hour flight. Talk about grueling. We sailed with six other yachts from island to majestic island, with Bob Bitchin, for seven days. Once the publisher of Biker magazine, he now runs
Special Sunday Post: After fending off jellyfish attacks, Bandit is on his way back to terra firma and the Bikernet lair… Kids, Bandit is on his way home and will be serving up a special Monday Post for you. There will be harrowing tales of jellyfish attacks, exotic destinations and much, much more… But before
With Bandit Away On Vacation, The Cat’s Out Of The House, But The Show Must Go On. Here’s Your Sunday Post Bandit says he was going sailing this weekend. This is a spy photo of his latest project. You don’t want to miss this book signing event. These events always end up with the books
BIKERNET SUNDAY POST – CHOP N GRIND BIKE, NEW BOOK ON NHRA FROM SCOOTER, JOKES, GIRLS AND MORE Hey, Just about the time I think about taking a break, more shit flies around the shop. I finally scored a 24-inch diameter, solid brass porthole for a room down stairs. It has no ventilation, and this
BIKERNET RIVER RUN SUNDAY POST WRAP-UP Continued From Page 1 SPEAKING OF BOOKS WE HAVE FIVE: Shop Class As SoulCraft An Inquiry into the Value of Work Matthew B. Crawford, TO GIVE AWAY– For some, high school shop class was a rite of passage: required study of the manual arts, a break from text books
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BIKERNET LAUGHLIN RIVER RUN SUNDAY POST Hey, It’s Laughlin River Run Weekend and the girls are out. I never know how sexy the Cantina will be on any given weekend, but this weekend came alive thanks to the wandering River Rat and Crawdaddy. They are ducking sand storms and chilly desert weather with a hand
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SUNDAY POST CONTINUES Continued From Page 1 First Rumble Opens the Riding Season at the H-D Museum May 29 – 31– Kickstart the riding season at the H-D Museum,? rain or shine, over Memorial Day weekend. Indoor and outdoor activities include H-D demos and racing dynos, American Motor Drome Wall of Death, grilling demonstrations by
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BIKERNET SLEEPY SUNDAY POST Hey, Crazy weekend. It was packed, and it’s still crowded with projects. Yesterday we thought the VL was completed, only to discover problems with the Linkert carb, and gas spewing all over the deck. We removed the float, but decided a rebuild was a necessity, so we pulled the carb. While
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SUNDAY POST CONTINUES– Continued From Page 1 BIKERNET UNIVERSITY SCIENCE LAB FINDINGS SPONSORED BY DANNI ASHE– If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough
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BIKERNET OVERCAST SUNDAY POST SPONSORED BY THE LA CALENDAR SHOW Hey, It’s cold in the Bikernet Shop this Sunday. Goddamnit, one day it’s chilly, the next it’s summer on the coast. Wish it would make up its mind. There was two Birthday parties in Pedro last night, my choice lost out, and the girls piled
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HAPPY EASTER SUNDAY POST Check these out from recent shoot for Burly Brand! –David Zelma Hey, It’s already Easter and we’re scrambling on the Bikernet Blog and the Sunday Post. I’m just about finished with the VL wiring, and a buddy is stopping by with his Sportster. The rear brakes aren’t functioning. There’s air in
BIKERNET SUNDAY POST TEACHES WHAT FISH TO EAT, WHAT CAR TO BUY, WHAT BIKE TO BUILD, WHAT JEWELRY TO WEAR AND MORE! A model we’re considering for Bikernet. Whatta ya tink? Wow, What a goddamn week. Life is nuts and it keep getting nuttier. What the hell, Bikernet keeps trudging on, spilling the beans and
BIKERNET SUNDAY POST – BAKER INSTALLS AT A VENUE NEAR YOU, THAILAND BIKERS RALLY FOR RIGHTS, BIKERNET READERS WRITE IN AND MORE… Hey, I don’t know where I’m going with the post today. Yesterday I met the Chop N Grind racing team at Kiwi Mike’s Indian shop, in Riverside, with Dr. Hamster and his worn
BIKERNET SUNDAY POST – STORIES FROM ABATE, JOKES, BLONDES, FREEDOM FIGHTS, WORLD’S FASTEST MOTORCYCLE IN 1923 AND MORE… Hey, I went for a ride yesterday on the Sturgis Shovelhead. It’s making a noise in the rear head, so we may have to operate. What a great motorcycle, with the S&S 93-inch kit and a Mikuni
BIKERNET SUNDAY POST – SHOVELHEAD GASKET KIT FROM JAMES, RED BULL US GRAND PRIX, DAYTONA SHOTS, GUN REPORT FROM CHICAGO, A WORD FROM BIKERNET INSURANCE AND MORE… Hey, As strange as life can be, there are always opportunities cropping up out of the mud. That’s one of my major quandaries for 2010. I see every
BIKERNET SUNDAY POST – DAYTONA UPDATES, NEW ART FROM ERIC HERRMANN, ZIPPERS IN TUNE-UP AND MORE… This is a shot for Easyriders, in the ’70s. The girl was posed on a ’48 Pan I just traded for at a Fresno Run. There’s a Code of the West, coupled to the American Way. At one time
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BIKERNET BANDIT’S CANTINA GIRLS SUNDAY POST Didn’t have a blonde joke, but did have the blonde and a beer… Hey, This morning started on an exceedingly upbeat mode. I had a slight hangover from testing some new Cinnamon Whiskey last night after working on the Dr. Hamster’s ’34 VL. We learned a valuable Mike Egan,
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HAPPY VALENTINES DAY SPECIAL CANTINA SUNDAY POST Hey, I’m still getting the hang of this blog business. It’s sort of exciting. I can deliver the news 24 hours a day, if I don’t go nuts in the process. This is turning into a very interesting year. Bikernet is rapidly changing for the better. We are
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