I’ve gotta get packed and hit it to the airport. It’s choppers only weekend. We just finished Monster Bike Building Bootcamp. Hang on for this episode to be aired in October. It was a killer weeked and we made that fucker run. Let’s hit the Sunday Post:
David UhL Does It Again
In an ever changing world two things remain constant: 1. On any sunny Sunday afternoon large groups of Harley riders will be cruising the two lane looking for adventure. ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??? Harley riders applaud when David Uhl applies the last brush strokes to one of his ?Women and Harleys? paintings. ????
Connoisseurs of the grand two wheeler have been awed by the undeniable attraction of works such as RUBY, REFLECTIONS, and ENTHUSIAST?and now along comes ROSE. The bike in the painting, 1936 EL, ushered in the new era of the ?modern? motorcycle as a prototype and underwent a sequence of changes during its first year. The tank mounted dash, 61ci OHV engine, four speed tranny and double down frame set the stage for all future HD models and its imitators. Other innovations included saddle type twin gas tanks, dry sump oil system, and chain guard just to name a few. This bike truly deserves the reverence of Harley enthusiasts. ???
Breath-taking ROSE; Harkins back to the strong willed, independent RUBY, or how about the irresistible ENTHUSIAST. Unattached Rose is filling her tank and contemplating the rest of her day; maybe she?ll meet up with friends or simply carry on with her solo ride. David Uhl?s intuitive ability to capture the moment as well as the feeling of freedom that riding provides is truly an inspiration for all… ?ROSE will most assuredly take her rightful place in the best of category in David?s WOMEN AND HARLEYS series. In the second release, THE REAL THING, we get a more intimate look at the main subject of our affection, Rose, as she quenches her thirst on a bright warm day. ??
We are releasing both ROSE and THE REAL THING at the same time as only 185 of each are being produced. Given that David?s ?Women and Harleys? paintings are by far the most sought after, high demand and rapidly appreciating works on the market, may we suggest a quick call or return email to reserve one or more….. Canvas is the medium of choice and traditionally the best seller so the artists decided to stick with it. I wish you could see the piece; very impressive size and very accurate to the original painting which sold for a tad under $40k. Shortly you will see the very latest works by Tom Fritz, Scott Jacobs, and the incredible sculptures by Jeff Decker. It?s good to be back.????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Dimensions:? ROSE 26? X 35? canvas size????????????
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The Covington Harem
Here’s some of a different size model than the last 4′-11″ pixie….This girl, Ali, it 6′-0″ without the 6″ pumps. 23 and an Amazon…Yeoooowww. And my new muscle bike chopper ain’t bad.
Having a photo studio in the new shop can be quite the burden sometimes.
–John
Missing Bill Clinton
Just watched a show on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. “Yep, that’s right, I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.
Number 1- He played the sax.
Number 2- He smoked weed.
Number 3- He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him… his wife works, and he don’t! And, he gets a check from the government every month.
Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America’s shelves this week with “Clinton Soup,” in honor of one of the nations’ most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be in production in Canada this year.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, “I don’t know, I never had one.”
American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton “Walking Eagle” because he is so full of crap he can’t fly.
Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America’s finest leaders: integrity, vision, wisdom.
–from Rogue
AMD – Pro-Show web check
THE official web site for the AMD ProShow, the World Championship of Custom Bike Building, can now be accessed at A very few pages on the site are still to be completed, but all the relevant details of the competition can now be found there. Rules and FAQ’s should cover most of the relevant points for potential entrants. An entry form can be down-loaded and faxed to the show organizers. The World Championship has grown from AMD’s involvement with the Custom Chrome Europe Dealer Show, held in Germany in March. Since 2002, this collaboration has successfully showcased the innovation and high standards consistently achieved by European builders. It was no easy ride for entrants as the judges for the European Show this year included such luminaries as Arlen and Cory Ness, John Reed, Mike Corbin, Grady Pfeiffer and Fred Kodlin. This Show is scheduled for October 8th-10th, 2004. There are various categories in which bikes may compete, and all are subject to the same entry fee. The winner, therefore World Champion, will be selected from the Freestyle class and will collect a prize of $25,000. The total prize fund is approaching $50k. http://www.amdproshow.com Hereby an Image From Our Skeleton Hand Mirror It will be a hot item. We have a lot of orders for these mirrors. They look great on a bike and even in a shop when you show them to the people they love to see it. Contact Janet info@oldtowncruisers.nl Hank Never Mind Pissen A More Important Issue If You Don’t Believe Composed By Panhead Josh Of Outlaws World Pregnant at 63! A woman went to the doctor’s office and was seen by one of the new doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming, as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched down the hallway to where the first doctor was and demanded, “What’s the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?” The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up, said, “Does she still have the hiccups?” –from Rogue THAT’S A WRAP–I’d like to tell you more about the Monster Garage with team members, Don Hotop, Carl Morrow, Marc Rowe and John Reed. Terrific team and we busted our butts, along with Jesse James. So, now I’m going to relax with Billy Lane, Indian Larry, Paul Cox, Chris Tronolone and all the Hawaiian Island bike Builders. I’ll knock off the name dropping next week. Can’t wait to hit the wave. Have a terrific Fourth –Bandit 
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On A Dead Poets Grave
I Wouldn’t Care
If Ya Pissed On Mine
Those Rotting Bones
No Longer Keep Time
Or Make Rhyme.
Is At Hand
Don’t Piss Off A Biker Poet
That Is Still Alive To
Roam This Land.
Doing So Can Be FATAL,
Fatal Yes It Can
Me Poet They Call Pan
Ask My Brother Sorez
He Will Tell You
Don’t Mess WIth
This Biker Man
It Can Be FATAL,
Fatal Yes It Can 
