The Weekend Roundup

Hey, It’s another strange day in chopper paradise. We are scrambling to see some girls, hit a few parties and feel some wind in our faces. So let’s get right to the news. It’s all good, I hope. It’s the Buddha’s Birthday and Dennis Hopper’s. Amazing. THE BAD JOKE LIBRARY IS NOW OPEN– Lewinsky and […]

Hey, This has been an interesting, stimulating week. I often wonder what I’m missing. Sometimes I read something and wonder if the awareness I’m encountering is wide spread or I’m late to the dinner. We are about to re-launch the Cantina with a ton of new material. Sam Dixon just left the Bikernet Interplanetary headquarters,

Hey, It’s incredible. No more than minutes after the Thursday News in completed more news flies at my Panhead desk. I heard a rumor about the Hollister 4th of July event which Bikernet will Sponsor. In the past the California Highway Patrol extorted money from the city for security, as much as $300,000. They put

Hey, There are all the adages in the world about today and making the best of it, because it’s all we have at this moment. Everyday I learn something about life and even the universe. My thought processes have been challenged over the last couple of years, and recently I’ve been challenged about religion. For

Hey, A brother constantly says, “We’re lucky.” We are, more than we can hardly imagine. Look at the shit we work on each week: Bonneville bikes, girl features, Wheeler Work Stations, Tech Tips, Bike features, more Cantina Girls, Jack’s Galleries for the Cantina, fiction (shit we make up), antique bikes, and all with the notion

Hey, This is damn interesting. Last night I sat with the Saddlemen team at their table during the 71st TrailBlazers Banquet. This banquet is devoted to recognizing historic racers who are alive, or no longer with us. It’s a lot about dirt bike racing, to Daytona road racing. The last time I attended Jerry Branch

Hey, Another strange day in Paradise. I’m shifting gears trying to find Nirvana and two wheels. Good life is all a state of mind. You can get pissed that she ran off, or celebrate your freedom. You can be upset when something happens to your bike, or celebrate. Now you can build something new and

Hey, I’m on a mission to hit the bricks today and peel across town. Life never stops, never slows, but is guaranteed to end. So, we need to make the most of every minute. So, hurry up and read the news, then work on a motorcycle, go for a ride, or spend time with someone

Hey, As you know, and are constantly faced with it daily, life is completely bananas. It really is what we make of it everyday. So, yesterday my daughter in law pinged me, “The Born Free Garage Company Party is tomorrow, be there. Your granddaughter will be there!” Okay, the pressure was on. Charge up my

Hey, I’m constantly on the search. Hell, I’m on the search for the most aerodynamic 45 flathead on the planet. I’m in search of the ultimate Chopper. I’m in search of the Queen of all my dreams. I’m searching for Nirvana or the ultimate happiness through tranquility. I’m on the hunt for the meaning of

Hey, They changed the clocks and fucked with my WA today. It’s gone from the 60s to the 80s in two days. Daytona is in full swing, and it seems to be a hearty one with action on every street corner. So, let’s hit the news, enjoy, relax, and get involved. JOE’S GARAGE FLASHBACK— A

    HEY, This is going to be a short and not so sweet Sunday news. Life moves so fast now. We need to find a way to slow it down to something manageable for us humble humans.  When I spoke to Jeff Hennie last week he mentioned that the government is too busy fighting

Hey, We lost a 46-year-old staff member this week to a massive heard attack. Richard Kranzler was an inspiration, a diehard biker, a bikernet fan, an Easyriders reader, a non-stop enthusiast, a computer tech head, an internet guru, a performance nut, and a constant good friend. Richard will be sorely missed for months into years

  Hey, My mind is whirling this Sunday. I’m scrambling to finish the post and hit the road. I road my FXR with new Progressive shocks to the club last night for the Valentines gig, but I had no Valentine. I heard stories about the port of Los Angeles trying to eliminate marinas for more

    Most of the Bikernet Staff are at The V-Twin Expo which affords dealers the chance to see what’s on the new-product horizon for 2015 and get a feeling for the custom vibe. It rocked the Cincinnati Convention Center the whole weekend.    Bandit managed to sneak away from the show for a minute

Hey, It’s SuperBowl Sunday and no one will read this news. Maybe not. I need to peel out early, cut a dusty trail. See a girl about something, study the Dharma and watch the game. It’s going to be terrific, or maybe not. Whatever happens, it’s going to be another amazing day. BIKERNET BAD JOKE

  Hey, I’m reading a book by a doctor Howard C. Cutler and the Dalai Lama on Happiness. I’m also reading a book about the history of man. They talk about civilizations in Turkey 7000 years before Christ. I’m also trying to read a book about our financial situation leading into 2016. I also listened

Hey, This is a strange day in paradise. I asked a brother last night if he was going to watch the SuperBowl. “Hell no,” the Triking Viking muttered. “I’m going for a ride. It’s one of the best days to ride.” Damn good thought. Let’s hit the news. We fired the King’s Discovery Channel bike

  Hey, It’s been raining here for a couple of days, sorta like Seattle. The Easyriders show came to Long Beach this weekend and we checked it out. Ben will write a report. It was good to see some of the old bros. From time to time I publish something from a reader. Then, another

Hey, This is an interesting one. We are running at life fast and furious. We peeled through the holidays, and never slowed down, except for maybe a minute. So, how do we make a difference in 2015? It’s up to us, to stop doing anything that hurts us, our families, our brotherhood, or our country.

Hey, I have sort of a challenge to lay on you. It’s something I’m going to investigate with an expert, and there’s a book on the topic, but I’ll just touch on it here. My best friend, Dr. Hamster, came for Breakfast today, the day after Christmas. He’s a big one for Landmark seminar studies,

  Hey, Happy Holidays, and avoid the Miracle Mung if possible. Markus Cuff had it for three weeks. I thought it was a 24-hour bug, but that was four days ago, and I still can’t talk. Maybe it’s a good day to watch football and drink whiskey. Let’s hit the news:   SOMETHING FROM THE

Hey, I tried to take the day off Saturday, but that’s not really possible, so I slept some, and then scrambled. I clammored around the headquarters, taking care of the animals, fixing plants fucked with by the storm, sweeping, and thinking about motorcycles, women, and stuff. I made a list last night and I needed

  Hey, It’s a mystery weekend as we fly toward Christmas. We’re in that two minute lull between a myriad of holidays leading up to the big one. If you’re smart you’ve started buying gifts online to avoid, traffic, lines, and bullshit. I sat and hand wrote Xmas cards last night. I feel like this