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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–WILLIE WRITES BOOK, BANDIT HAS MOVIE PROPOSAL Just an ordinary day at the headquarters. Two big LA lawyers are pounding on the door after the IMB stick fighting class. They drag me to lunch and ask me question about shit I would just as soon forget. I know nothing. Then Frank shows up […]

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BIKERS ALLOWED TO WEAR COLORS TO COURT, BIKERNET WORST DRINK AND NEW DEUCE Continued From Page 3 SCREAMIN’ EAGLE DEUCE IS CUSTOM TIMES TWO–It’s Deuces Wild In designing the Screamin’ Eagle Deuce, Harley-Davidson CVO sought to accentuate the long, low custom style of the Softail Deuce. A lowered front and rear suspension was

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–OZARK ED RETURNS, WOMEN GET A VOTE, AND SCOTT JACOBS ABOUT TO LAUNCH NEW PRINT Continued From Page 2THE QUARTER–A dad walks into a market with his young son. The boy is holding aquarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–CARIBBEAN WATER POISONS WRITER Continued From Page 1ARE YOU BORED?–1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–EPA AND MOTORCYCLES, COLORS ALLOWED IN COURT, NEW HARLEYS AND MORE Movie still from Angels Die Hard from 1970 thanks to Bob T.This is one of those stinking days. I had a root canal on Tuesday because I ran out of Jack Daniels and pain killers on Monday. I was crawling the walls.

Continued From Page 3 Photo from Bob T.BILLY LANE, ROGER BOURGET AND JOSE HIT DISCOVERY–These dates were just confirmed from Discovery for our show – tentativelytitled “The Great Biker Build Off.” The Discovery web site will have moreinformation posted in the next few weeks. These are, as always, subject tochange, but we are fairly certain

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–NEW READER’S SHOWCASE, OZARK BLUES, BIG ISLAND RUN, AND JOSE’S TRIBUTE TO 9/11 Continued From Page 2NEWSFLASH!!!!! FROM CRAZYHORSE — Late summer is slow cos guys are riding, drinking, and recovering, notsitting in front of the puter hiding from the cold. I currently have a nastyhead cold, so no one’s is kissing me.Here’s

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–AMA AGAINST CA HELMET REPEAL, S&S PERFORMANCE NEWSLETTER AND LENO ON A FLATHEAD Continued From Page 1 FLATHEAD V8 IS NOW AVAILABLE–Jay’s even riding one. Honest Charley V* Flathead Motorcycles feature Ford V8, 60 horsepower engines originally used in Ford vehicles from 1937 to 1940. Each motorcycle is unique, no two are alike.

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BAD JOKES, PANHEAD TECHS AND BIKES FOR SALE This is one of those days where the women are edgy, I’m outta Jack, and I’m holdin’ my breath for a hot night after I wrap up the news. Thursdays are a blast in some respects and a race to finish the news. Somedays I’m

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–CHERRY PICKER TECH, SNEAK PREVIEW OF NEW MODEL, TELEVISION MOTORCYCLE NEWS AND MORE Continued From Page 1 ROAD KING REPORT–Initially I had some questions regarding Road Kings. I wanted to know some about the frame geometry. I perfer a little trail over low speed, parking lot handling. I like to run fast and

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–STAND UP FOR YOUR RIGHTS–VOTE Our bikernet memorial to the Buell from the 2001 run to Sturgis now hangs over the Garage.It’s one of those days. I can’t seem to download an image. I tried to take shots of the Buell tank and all the camera batteries are dead. The women around here

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–HEART ATTACKS, HELL, SONNY GOES TO EUROPE AND TATTOO OF THE WEEK Continued From Page 3 HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK ALONE– Without help, the person whose heart stops beating properly and who beginsto feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losingconsciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–NEW BOOK OF POETRY, CARIBBEAN REPORT AND NEW FRAMES FROM XTREME Continued From Page 2the book POETRY FROM THE HEART–Catts my lovely southern Florida connection slipped this small 100 page book in an unmarked envelope and dropped it in a ghetto mailbox. It arrived from the eastern projects to the western ghetto of

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–V-TWIN DEALER SHOW, NEW CCI SWINGARM SET, AND NOTORIOUS IGNITION INTERLOCK LAW Continued From Page 3 BEACH RIDE LIVES–I stumbled into a Beach Ride meeting last night for the 10-year-old Southern California charity event. It was canceled last year by the Ventura, California authorities because of the club battle 600 miles away. The

STAFF STRUGGLES, WEIRD SEX LAWS, AND HAPPY HOUR… Continued From Page 2FIVE CANNIBALS– Five cannibals get hired at the local manufacturing plant. During thewelcoming orientation, the HR Manager says, “You’re all part of ourteam now. You can earn good money here. You will have good benefits, andyoucan go to the vending machines for something to

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–CHARITIES HIT POCKETBOOKS HARD, NEW V-8 RIGIDS Continued From Page 1 DONATE YOUR JEANS– Normally I wouldn’t send something like this to you. But, it’s nottoo much trouble, and we all generally like to help others as long asthe requests aren’t too demanding…. So, I thought I would tell youabout this charity. It

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–EASYRIDERS UNDER POLICE SCRUTINYI spent a day with Don Whalen and some of the finest restored antique bikes in the country. What a treat. Here’s some examples of bikes he has available. I’ll have more next week. If you have any interest in any of these bikes, contact Don at: drw2453@earthlink.net. Let’s get

NEW HAMSTERS RELEASED, WEBMASTER GOES DOWN, CANTINA CELEBRATES ONE YEAR AND DRUG WAR BLOWS UP IN AUTHORITIES’ FACES Continued From Page 3CALIFORNIA DRIVING SCHOOL ON LINE–We are pleased to announce the launch of our online Driver Education program – 4NewDrivers.com.Our course is designed to help teenagers fulfill DMV requirements for driver education.Upon completion of this

NEW SAMSON EXHAUST, OREGON CONFISCATES BIKES AND 117 FEWER VENDORS IN STURGIS Continued From Page 2 HARLEY-DAVIDSON ANNOUNCES 100th ANNIVERSARY FUNDRAISING PARADE TO BENEFIT MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY ASSOCIATION (MDA)–MILWAUKEE (August 22, 2002) – Harley-Davidson is planning a fundraising motorcycle parade, the ?Parade of MDA Heroes,? to benefit the Muscular Dystrophy Association (MDA) during the 100th Anniversary

PUBLIC BURDEN ATTACK, DATE RAPE AND BANDIT MARRIES CARTOON CHARACTER Continued From Page 1 Will this flag work?FLAG RIDE–Dedicated to Travis Elliott & Our SharedDevotion to the American Flag,Saturday September 14, 2002,Registration 10:45 – 11:30 / Rides Leaves at 12:00.Register at Bahr’s House 8205 Leavenworth Rd.Questions : Jen Bahr – (931) 299-6058No one could ever

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–THE TRUTH ABOUT JON TOWLE We have failed to recognize the contributions of Jon Towle. After complete interviews with the staff, Wrench said it best, “Didn’t he draw something?”Truth is that without Jon Towle illustrations, Bikernet would have been a profitable enterprise two years ago. Without his Nick the Dick Cartoon series we