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BIKERNET NEWS–HARLEY-DAVIDSON JUMPS OUT OF THE SUPERBIKE RACES (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 1 WHERE THE HIGHWAY MEETS THE SKY– A sultry Saturday in August. Steam rising off the asphalt. Toofriggin hot to ride, right?How about spending the day on a runway surrounded by airplanes andmotorcycles spewing fireand smoke?Before you think the old Bear has finally […]

BIKERNET NEWS–HARLEY-DAVIDSON JUMPS OUT OF THE SUPERBIKE RACESI was knocked out by the news that Harley-Davidson has jumped out of the Superbikes races, but you know that they always have a plan. I was surprised since they just launched the V-Rod. Rumor has it that they are working on an even faster engine, and it

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BIKERNET BILLBOARDS STOLEN Continued from Page 1 Click For Larger .pdf ViewPRESIDENTS CAUGHT IN TORNADOS–The last four presidents get caught in a tornado and go spinning off to Oz.They finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the GreatWizard.WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ?Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly:

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BIKERNET BILLBOARDS STOLEN In July, the Hit counter struck above 1.5 million hits on the site, and our master artist John Siebenthaler-created billboard in Laughlin was so well received that someone stole the bastard. The Brenda Sturgis Billboard received rave reviews. Our board of directors was completely perplexed to the point that it

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–DEER HUNTERS PAID PREMIUM SALARIES Continued from Page 2ALL NEW BIKERNET MEDICAL STAFF ADVICE COLUMN–Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats and that’s it. Everythingwears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer;that’s like

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–DEER HUNTERS PAID PREMIUM SALARIES Continued from Page 1 LOS ANGELES CALENDAR BIKE SHOW REPORT–While past LA Calendar Bike Shows are usually just regular American Thunder features throughout the year, the 2001 LA Calendar Motorcycle Show’s scheduled appearance this last August 14th, just three weeks after the event, indicates the show’s continued growth

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–DEER HUNTERS PAID PREMIUM SALARIES Watch next week for a complete report on the 2001 Sturgis saga. It will be packed with surprises from women from California to Wyoming. There’s also surprising news from the Buell front. If we have any more astonishments, we won’t know what to make of them, or her.

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–I’M BACK BUT SOMEWHAT ROUGH AROUND THE EDGESI’m not sure how to say this. You roll through life thinking you have at least a little control. You sit in a bar on Friday night and shoot the shit with your brothers with some level of confidence about what you’re talking about. Then, in

WHILE THE CAT’S AWAY, THE MICE WILL PLAY (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 1Women and MotorcyclingDid your mother help get you on two wheels? Was she an avid rider herself? Does your wife or partner ride along with you, either on her own bike or on the back, nearly everywhere you go? The Women and Motorcycling

WHILE THE CAT’S AWAY, THE MICE WILL PLAYBandit’s out of touch and has no sympathy for you poor souls who couldn’t go to Sturgis. He calls every night to check on us but we don’t answer the phone. Non-stop parties since he left. As long as he can’t reach us, he can’t tell us how

WHILE THE CAT’S AWAY, THE MICE WILL PLAY (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 2Carribean ReportBy the time you read this we will be (we hope) near Sturgis. We have beenwatching the weather and all the crap that’s been going around in theMidwest, seems like Bandit is staying dry, for now. The Caribbean is no funeither, ashes

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–DUAL EVENTS, DUAL COASTS, BOTH DRAMATIC SUCCESSES (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 1 BIKERNET CARIBBEAN REPORT– Like some people say, no news is good news. Seems that there’snot much to report this week. The tropical storms have been rolling down from theAfrican coast, which means rainy weather for all of us in the Caribbean.

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–DUAL EVENTS, DUAL COASTS, BOTH DRAMATIC SUCCESSES Mike Pullin, founder of Run for Breath, and Meanest woman alive at their event in Charlotte. I’m not sure what to say about the last couple of weeks. If I had been on drugs, I would have died or killed the drugs. It’s been a whirlwind,

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–EASYRIDERS FILES BANKRUPTCY–SAD DAY(CONTINUED)Continued From Page 2 BANDIT DISCOVERS ULTIMATE STURGIS ROOM– Yes she comes with the room. We actually contacted Renee for a statement, “This is way too funny, cause the pic in Bikernet (Sunday Post in the Cantina) is when I had blackhair………..LOL!!!! My hair is blonde again. This is what

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–EASYRIDERS FILES BANKRUPTCY–SAD DAY (CONTINUED)Continued From Page 1EASYRIDERS INC. ANNOUNCES CHAPTER 11 FILING–Easyriders Inc. today announced that the public holding company, Easyriders Inc., and its principal operating subsidiary, Paisano Publications Inc. (collectively “Easyriders”) have filed voluntary petitions for relief under Chapter 11 of the United States Bankruptcy Code in the United States Bankruptcy

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–EASYRIDERS FILES BANKRUPTCY–SAD DAY Revised Sturgis Billboard after the censorship board finished with us.Hell, it’s been bananas around here. The Los Angeles Calendar Show is this weekend and while I’m trying to take care of business, the girls are crazy with preparations and demands on me to sign books for the show. Hell,

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BANDIT EXTRADICTED TO TEXAS BY PLUM NIPPLED CHIQUITA (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 2HORSE STAFF MEMBER BECOMES RICH NEW RIDER–I just picked up a one-owner ’87 Softail custom to re-do HORSE style. It’s obvious that most of our readers lust for rigids but have Softys in the garage, so why not do a low

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BANDIT EXTRADICTED TO TEXAS BY PLUM NIPPLED CHIQUITA (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 1CANTINA OFFER–Every 10th rider to join Bandit’s Cantina receives a signed copy of Bandit’s latest book “Sam ‘Chopper’ Orwell”. Here’s the latest winner: Phillip BabcockLantana, Fla. BIKERNET BIKESHOW WINNER–I just got in from California. I took my wife down to Mexico

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BANDIT EXTRADITED TO TEXAS BY PLUM NIPPLED CHIQUITAUrgent! APB! If anybody out there spots a tall, gangly-legged, goateedson-of-a-bitch on a pin-striped and flamed black Buell, fling a 2-by-4 into hisspokes. That bastard Bandit bailed outta here for the sizzling landscape ofDallas, Texas. There?s probably a plum-nippled, raven-haired chiquita involvedin this fiasco. I?m here

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BUBBA BLACKWELL CRASHES IN DEL MAR, WORLD PREPARES FOR STURGIS RUN The Buell is finished and there will be an initial tech on the final mods jumping onto the site in the next couple days. I’m heading out on a 300-mile trial run tomorrow, and all seems tight and shipshape. I would like

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–TRAGIC DRAG RACING ACCIDENT–ALL NEW COVERAGE ON BIKERNET. Continued from Page 2 This is a comp for our Sturgis billboard art, check it out! I sent it to all 7,000 members of the Bikernet staff and this was the worse responseAll right, all right, let’s break up this shilly shallying.– ?God Damn it,I’ve

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–TRAGIC DRAG RACING ACCIDENT–ALL NEW COVERAGE ON BIKERNET. Continued from Page 1 BIKERNET CARIBBEAN REPORT–The Jack Daniels BBQ was a hit, we had over 200 bikes in and out. Weplaced a booth with a few of our bikes and goodies to sell, Roger Bourgetfrom Bourget’s Bike Works was present, posing for photos, talking

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–TRAGIC DRAG RACING ACCIDENT–ALL NEW COVERAGE ON BIKERNET. Last week at the drags, two riders collided and both ended up in the hospital. They are coming along well. We’re in the heat of the season. We are also fortunate to have Helen Wolfe on board following the drag racing season. Check out our

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–A BRUSH WITH THE CULT OF THE CROWSDEVIL DOLLS FIRST GIRL POWER RUN–JULY 1. All bikes welcome. All women riders are welcome. There will be Bands, BBQ, contests and mo’. The men are supposed to meet at Erin Evans Custom Cycles or at Eaglerider. Here’s the Devil Dolls hotline: (415) 546-3700. I need