Weekly News

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – JESSE JAMES JOINS SAN PEDRO POLICE FORCE Thank Thor, the god of iron and silver, that he did. I needed a contact on the inside of a cop shop last week. As usual, I don?t know where to start this week. I?m still sitting on the rusting bucket of moneymaking (I […]

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH — MUTINY ON CHRISTMAS DAY, BLOOD FLOWSFirst, a word from the women.We women here at the Bikernet headquarters are still recuperating from Christmas, birthdays and all that other shit. You get a short News this week cause we don?t feel like working. We ran out of the mixings for White Russians so

MERRY X-MAS AROUND THE WORLD! Continued From Page 1Big Bore Report –Part 1 – Put about 550 miles on the new Dyna and it was slow. So… This week wetook it all apart, attached is a picture. We are in the process ofinstalling: 6200 RPM ignition box and new coil, 44 millimeter SE CV carb,211

Merry Christmas Around The World Some people think these Bikernet reports are the result of too much whiskey and bad LSD. Others know for a fact that they are real square business. For a new reader who rolls into this Web site expecting only motorcycle info, you have a surprise ahead. Why, you may wonder,

MERRY X-MAS FROM AROUND THE WORLD! Continued From Page 2Like I said bikers dig an adventure, like Dave Barr, the ex-mercenary/double amputee who has ridden all over the goddamn world on various Harleys and written a couple of books. Since he’s already done that with a lot of class, I had to do something different.

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–EXCELSIOR-HENDERSON STRUCK DOWN AGAIN Continued From Page 2Bikernet JokeThe head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So the one nun says to the other, “Hey, let’s take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door.” So

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–EXCELSIOR-HENDERSON STRUCK DOWN AGAIN Continued From Page 1The WCC No. 2 is ready to be put together. We are waiting for the paint todry and some parts are still on back order. If things go as planned, we will have the whole build next week here onBikernet. But wait, there’s more. WCC No.

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–EXCELSIOR-HENDERSON STRUCK DOWN AGAINA Note From Sin—As I sit here at my computer trying to put together some sort of news for you, my mind drifts between fantasy and reality as I know many people do daily. Just from talking to different Bikernet readers, many wonder what?s real and what?s bullshit on this

News Flash – Doobies Rock And Bandit Reports In! Continued From Page 2 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Party At Bikernet!—Hey Bandit,Where the fuk are you exactly? Was a huge party at the Bikernet headquarters last night … kinda weird Layla said it was a make bandit fly home and fuk me party? We all donated $15 bucks, there was

News Flash – Doobies Rock And Bandit Reports In! Continued From Page 1 Cool Chopper!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Bikernet Caribbean Report—After endless delays, lines and numerous securtity checks, we finally madeit back from Phoenix. No wonder the airlines are close to flopping, theyare a disaster! A flight that normally takes six hours took us more than12. Anyway, we just

New Flash – Doobies Rock And Bandit Reports In!Hey out there, all you thin-lipped, slim-hipped, tight-assed women who may frequent San Pedro’s The Spot on Pacific Avenue, this is Snake talkin’ to ya. I’ll be there next Friday night. I just got paid and I’ve got $10 more than I’m gonna keep. I don’t know

NEWS FLASH —- BANDIT LOST AT SEA (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 1~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Have you heard the news? They found bin Ladin!They dumped Viagra all over Afghanistan and that little prick just poppedright up! Don’t know how true this is, but it gives one pause.You know, it’s funny. I remember very vividly the Oliver North hearings, butdid

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH—BANDIT LOST AT SEAIt was time to roll. Layla was getting on my case, Sin Wu wasn’t satisfied with just lunch quickies, and Coral, well, I won’t go there. It was time to pack my sea bag and make for the coast. I hadn’t hit an airport since the terrorist attacks and completely

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–SERIAL KILLER WIPES OUR SEVERAL THOUSAND TURKEYS This is going to be short and sweet. I’m on call for a turkey dinner and actually I should be over there now helping Sin Wu with preparations, but I’m waiting here for bike parks and Jack Daniels. Suppose that’s an indication or my priorities.On the

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–U.S. SUPREME COURT APPROVES ROADBLOCKS, BIKERS RECEIVE ANTI-DISCRIMINATION SUPPORT Hey, I wish I knew what was up. Yesterday, I was minding my own business scrambling through another colorful day on the coast when Nuttboy showed up for lunch. Sin Wu was at the pad and we were taking care of some business. Nuttboy

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–THANKSGIVING TRIBUTE TO ALL THOSE FIGHTING TERRORISM (CONTINUED) Contiunued from Page 2BIKERNET PARTY RESEARCH REPORT–This is the beauty of science, the ability to explain a naturalphenomenon…I have not seen anyone explain this as well as Cliff Clavin on thesitcom “Cheers.” One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff was explaining theBuffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–THANKSGIVING TRIBUTE TO ALL THOSE FIGHTING TERRORISM Continued From Page 1 BIKERNET CARIBBEAN REPORT–We took the weekend to “organize” the shop; large plastic bins were filledwith parts and more parts, lots of stuff for Pans and Shovels as well asEvos. Amazing what you can gather in years of work, saving most of itfor

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–STRANGE ADVENTURES AND REPORTS Continued From Page 1 SIDECAR RIG FOR SALE– I’m selling my sidecar rig and trailer. I would appreciate any help you can provide. This is such a specialized type of rig. Please pass the info on to anyone you know. Anna Hersey Home E-Mail: adhersey@yahoo.com Home Phone: (425) 827-8274

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–STRANGE ADVENTURES AND REPORTS I was recently informed that my news intros were losing their flair. I was too serious, too pressured by day to day rigors and bullshit. The report indicated that my intros had lost their sex appeal. That did it. I turned in my resignation and ordered flights to Houston

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–SHIP CATCHES FIRE, EPA BURNS MOTORCYCLES, VAGOS BATTLE HELLS ANGELS Continued from Page 2++++++++++++++ BIKERNET CARIBBEAN LIVE–Just got back from Biketoberfest, amazing how crowded it was. We expectedless people since, as we all know, the past events had dampened a lot ofactivities, but no, not a Biker event. Actually it was way too

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–SHIP CATCHES FIRE, EPA BURNS MOTORCYCLES, VAGOS BATTLE HELLS ANGELS Continued from Page 1 THE TRUTH ABOUT AB EXERCISES– A little boy walks into his parents bed room to find his mother ontop of his father riding him. The mother sees her little son and gets of her husband as her son leaves

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–SHIP CATCHES FIRE, EPA BURNS MOTORCYCLES, VAGOS BATTLE HELLS ANGELS I want to allow the military to perform their jobs with our support and be proud and supportive of the manner in which our government is handling these strikes. But the media continues to second guess every move, and question each tactic. Are

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–LOVE RIDE COMING UP Photo from Kyle at BiketoberfestLife is bananas as we all know, right about this precise moment. If it’s not war, we have the neighbors dog snorting our mail before we open it. If he keels over I’m not going near it. The media drives me mad, yet there were

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–LAS VEGAS ROCKS WITH ANTHRAX-POWERED MOTORCYCLES THIS WEEKEND Continued From Page 1SEA FARING ADVICE–Sounds like you’re doin’ it! Right up there with Jack London, butyou will be “The Sailor On Motorcycle.” Hop’a freighter outta Houston andhitch-hike ’round tha world. KOOL! Rent’a bike as ya go? Or take THEIRV-Rod? Will ya go as a