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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–WORLD ABLAZE BUT WE’RE BACK TO OUR INSANE NORMAL (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 1 Click For Larger .pdf ViewBIKERNET SECURITY LESSON–A burglar broke into an empty house in the middle of the night. He hadtaken just a few steps when he heard a voice boom out in the darkness saying, “JESUS IS WATCHING […]

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–WORLD ABLAZE BUT WE’RE BACK TO OUR INSANE NORMAL I don’t know what to fuckin’ mumble about today. I’m frustrated with the Taliban interviews, and the cheering Pakistanis. Anyone from a 1%er club, a street gang or the mob would immediately recognize the bullshit gangster threats. As far as I’m concerned if Afghan

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–WORLD ABLAZE BUT WE’RE BACK TO OUR INSANE NORMAL (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 1 DAVIE ALLAN HITS ROCKIN’ THE FAIR–Our time slot for this Sunday has been changed. We had been moved to 6:00 but I just found out that “Tierra” demands that great slot so look for us at 3:00. Sheesh! Sunday,

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–TERRORISTS ATTACK–BIG MISTAKE ON THEIR PART Continued From Page 3 UNDER ATTACK!–Buds, our country is under attack! What do you all think about this?The twenty-something says “oh, no, I don’t want to go to war, gee, that’s notright.”My mother, at seventy five says ” Rescue and Help first. then find thebastards and bomb

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–TERRORISTS ATTACK–BIG MISTAKE ON THEIR PART Continued From Page 3 TOTS REPORT FROM A RIDIN’ MARINE– I was shocked and outraged when I read the “Toys for Tots” e-mail beingforwarded around the biker community. Shocked that bikers would be criticalof the Marine Reservist donating countless hours of their time to collectand distribute toys

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–TERRORISTS ATTACK–BIG MISTAKE ON THEIR PART Continued From Page 1 ATTACK REFLECTIONS FROM A BROTHER– Yesterday was one of the most?devastating days?of my life I can ever remember. We kept working while listening to the reports on the radio. Every now and then we would go up front and watch this tragedy on

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–TERRORISTS ATTACK–BIG MISTAKE ON THEIR PART I don’t have a lot to say that so many other Americans haven’t expressed innumerable times already. I’ve been concerned about a loss of liberty, but I know that we will have to give during war times. We’ll get a renewed liberty returned after the conflict. I

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–HAMSTER’S FINEST HOLLYWOOD LOVER PASSES ON (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 3 HAD A HATE-MY-JOB DAY?–On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to thethermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer madeby “Q-tip.” Be very sure that you get this brand. When you get home, lockyour doors,

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–HAMSTER’S FINEST HOLLYWOOD LOVER PASSES ON (CONTINUED)Continued From Page 2 CRAZYHORSE PROJECT BIKE–Here’s our latest project bike. I’ve attached two shots. Theyare kinda fuzzy (digital camera indoors). The bike will be up for saleright soon.Two killer big customs I’m painting will be done in the next few weeks. ThenI’m zooming up to my

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–HAMSTER’S FINEST HOLLYWOOD LOVER PASSES ON (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 1.THE ELEVENTH COMMANDMENT–During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God,?Moses and St. Peter concluded that the behavior of?former President Clinton and Rep. Condit had?brought about the need for an eleventh commandment. They worked long and hard in a brain storming?session to try to

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–HAMSTER’S FINEST HOLLYWOOD LOVER PASSES ONGene Shacove died Thursday at age 73. This rider had one of the most unbelievable lives a man could have. The movie “Shampoo,” starring Warren Beatty, was based on Gene’s romantic life as Hollywood stylist to some of the most beautiful women in the world. Gene was tight

BIKERNET NEWS–HARLEY-DAVIDSON JUMPS OUT OF THE SUPERBIKE RACES (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 2THE AIM/NCOM MOTORCYCLE E-NEWS SERVICE —is brought to you by Aid to InjuredMotorcyclists (A.I.M.) and the National Coalition of Motorcyclists (NCOM),and is sponsored by the Law Offices of Richard M. Lester. For moreinformation, call us at 1-(800) ON-A-BIKE. Visit us on our website

BIKERNET NEWS–HARLEY-DAVIDSON JUMPS OUT OF THE SUPERBIKE RACES (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 1 WHERE THE HIGHWAY MEETS THE SKY– A sultry Saturday in August. Steam rising off the asphalt. Toofriggin hot to ride, right?How about spending the day on a runway surrounded by airplanes andmotorcycles spewing fireand smoke?Before you think the old Bear has finally

BIKERNET NEWS–HARLEY-DAVIDSON JUMPS OUT OF THE SUPERBIKE RACESI was knocked out by the news that Harley-Davidson has jumped out of the Superbikes races, but you know that they always have a plan. I was surprised since they just launched the V-Rod. Rumor has it that they are working on an even faster engine, and it

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BIKERNET BILLBOARDS STOLEN Continued from Page 1 Click For Larger .pdf ViewPRESIDENTS CAUGHT IN TORNADOS–The last four presidents get caught in a tornado and go spinning off to Oz.They finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the GreatWizard.WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ?Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly:

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BIKERNET BILLBOARDS STOLEN In July, the Hit counter struck above 1.5 million hits on the site, and our master artist John Siebenthaler-created billboard in Laughlin was so well received that someone stole the bastard. The Brenda Sturgis Billboard received rave reviews. Our board of directors was completely perplexed to the point that it

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–DEER HUNTERS PAID PREMIUM SALARIES Continued from Page 2ALL NEW BIKERNET MEDICAL STAFF ADVICE COLUMN–Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats and that’s it. Everythingwears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer;that’s like

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–DEER HUNTERS PAID PREMIUM SALARIES Continued from Page 1 LOS ANGELES CALENDAR BIKE SHOW REPORT–While past LA Calendar Bike Shows are usually just regular American Thunder features throughout the year, the 2001 LA Calendar Motorcycle Show’s scheduled appearance this last August 14th, just three weeks after the event, indicates the show’s continued growth

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–DEER HUNTERS PAID PREMIUM SALARIES Watch next week for a complete report on the 2001 Sturgis saga. It will be packed with surprises from women from California to Wyoming. There’s also surprising news from the Buell front. If we have any more astonishments, we won’t know what to make of them, or her.

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–I’M BACK BUT SOMEWHAT ROUGH AROUND THE EDGESI’m not sure how to say this. You roll through life thinking you have at least a little control. You sit in a bar on Friday night and shoot the shit with your brothers with some level of confidence about what you’re talking about. Then, in

WHILE THE CAT’S AWAY, THE MICE WILL PLAY (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 1Women and MotorcyclingDid your mother help get you on two wheels? Was she an avid rider herself? Does your wife or partner ride along with you, either on her own bike or on the back, nearly everywhere you go? The Women and Motorcycling

WHILE THE CAT’S AWAY, THE MICE WILL PLAYBandit’s out of touch and has no sympathy for you poor souls who couldn’t go to Sturgis. He calls every night to check on us but we don’t answer the phone. Non-stop parties since he left. As long as he can’t reach us, he can’t tell us how

WHILE THE CAT’S AWAY, THE MICE WILL PLAY (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 2Carribean ReportBy the time you read this we will be (we hope) near Sturgis. We have beenwatching the weather and all the crap that’s been going around in theMidwest, seems like Bandit is staying dry, for now. The Caribbean is no funeither, ashes