SUNDAY POST–INDIANS SUE INDIAN I wish I knew what I was doing. Layla screamed at me over breakfast, I waited at the station for the girl from Texas and Nicole wrote from Germany. I’ve got my laptop and I’m hiding out by the docks. Just me, the seaweed and barnicals, and my trusty touring chop. […]
SUNDAY POST–GRATUITOUS SEX AND VIOLENCE OUT I was told recently by the associate editor of a motorcycle magazine that I should leave the sex and violence out of tech features. What do you think? After I’m finished with the Post, I will ride to the mountains where the air is fresh with the scent of
SUNDAY POST–BIKERNET STOLEN IN LAUGHLIN This will fry you. Our Bus Stop Poster on Casino Drive in Laughling was stolen. It’s the only billboard in Laughlin to ever get nabbed. Arizon and Nevada authorities are all over it. The cops in California don’t give a shit. Let’s hit the news: Speaking of Billboards, our master
SUNDAY POST–INDIAN’S NEW ENGINE REVEALED I’ve got to hand it to Indian for stepping up to the plate with the powerplant. I might ride up to Gilroy on Thursday night and witness a test ride the next morning. Micah McCloskey has been invited to straddle one. Let’s hit the news: Helen Wolf’s main man, Mailman,
SUNDAY POST–GET OUTTA HERE AND TAKE CARE OF MOM This will be short and sweet. Took one mom to breakfast and I’m off to see the other one. Hey, even a Bandit has a mom, that is, if he didn’t run her off. I did that once in my early 20s but we were better
BANDIT’S CANTINA SUNDAY POST–TEAM BIKERNET DEVELOPS ULTIMATE BIKER PICKUP Sorry about last Sunday. I was returning from the Emerald City on the Colorado River. Let’s see what Sunday has in store: Bikernet has needed a new truck for some time, but we thought it most appropriate to have a truck that fit the fuckin’ neighborhood.
SUNDAY POST–BANDIT DEMANDED TO REPORT TO POLICE CHIEF’S ABODE No bullshit. I just received a call from Wino Joe. Seems the Booze Fighters now own the old Hollister police chief’s pad from ’49, and they’re inviting me to stay there over the 4th. I’m honored. I recently interviewed the oldest living Booze Fighter, Jim Hunter,
SUNDAY POST–HAPPY EASTER–GO RIDING GODDAMNIT We’ll make this short since the sun is out and it’s time to ride. The Cantina is growing like crazy. There should be a new drama to launch, and the saga of the relic found in King Putt’s tomb will soon be revealed in the Digital’s Treasure Chest. Plus, Deasal’s
SUNDAY POST–ZEBRA BACK FROM ECUADOR STRUGGLES TO WRITE DRAMA Agent Zebra, recently returned from the jungles of Ecuador where he was researching an escaped from the film industry. His escape was successful, but once Ecuadorian officials got to know him he was asked to leave. Being ostracized by the film industry means no invitations to
SUNDAY POST–DON’T BELIEVE A WORD–IT’S APRIL FOOLS Warner Brothers Archive Vault Sealed–Studio is closed for the final time. Cost of making movies in Los Angeles killing the business. Movie Reviews: Sixth Day and Charlie’s Angels suck. Don’t waist your time. Missing Child. Abandoned by her father. Bud Ekins, Master restorer, stunt man, supplier of bikes
BRITAIN BANS MOTORCYCLES! Britian Announces Motorcycle Ban The House of Parliament announced recently that it is banning off-road riding nationwide due to the widespread devastation inflicted on the country through foot and mouth disease. Since off road bikes scoot through predominately farm lands, the tires pick up germs and can spread them to adjoining farms.
This is a shot from Helen Wolfe’s trip to Sturgis last year. Next week we put together a profile of Helen for the Digital’s treasure chest since here talents are one of the treasures of Bikernet and the Cantina. Did You Know The Nick Messner, the president of Big Dog Motorcycles Got Married on Monday?
Slick Steve burst through the Cantina’s front door to go to work on the day shift, then slowed his pace as he moved around the bar. He quickly scanned the front door and the tables scattered around the Cantina. Seeing no immediate threat, his body relaxed. Tina came to the edge of the bar. “What’s
KILLER SUNDAY POST – NOISE ISSUES, SHERIFF REPORTS IN, NEW FROM RENEGADE, ROGUE TECH TIP AND MORE… Hey, Summer is headed directly at us like a sun-lit Tsunami. Already, all June weekends are packed; Rips BAD ride next weekend, Dixon antique swapmeet next, Valerie is flying in for a fitment on the Assalt Weapan. Tuning
BIKERNET MEMORIAL DAY SUNDAY POST–FBI PROVES MORE GUNS MEANS LESS CRIME… Hey, Here we are in Bikernet Paradise, Bandit’s Cantina, surrounded by motorcycles, motorcycle literature, and women. The city decided to build a park across the street. Then the major voted to bring jobs to Wilmington, by widening the street beside the headquarters. That’s not
It was just a boring Thursday night in the Cantina. Saint Paddy’s day passed without any major catastrophe. The party was green and everyone smiled and had a good time. Life at Bandit’s Cantina had mellowed. Even the bouncy lesbians got along. Nyla took a night off and hired a bartender from Wilmington to stand
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FEATURE REQUEST– Bandit, ya gotta do a feature on that stunning gal astride the Knuckle…. photographed by Jerry Southworth. What a honey….. better still, put her on a plane…… she can be my new office mouse! –Cheers….. Indian Joe We understand the sinuous desires a special woman creates, especially Sarah. We reached out to Jerry
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It was one of those lonely Saturday nights in Ventura when I met this girl at Oil Can Charlie’s Bar. We were all alone when she smiled at me, and offered to close the bar early if I’d take her for a ride into the Ojai hillside. I was alone at the time, living in
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The spray blasts hits high as a long slim gray “Cigarette“ rushes across the Mediterranean Sea close to Ibiza, the sunny island of easy living and beautiful people. The powerful offshore-boat thunders along the coastline, cutting the view into halves along the line of the horizon, dividing the scenery into sky and sea, leaving a
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Throughout our lives we all have firsts, be it our first real ride, a first true love or even our first tattoo! I have been very fortunate to have my photos and words appear in a few national magazines a time or two, mainly just motorcycles and girls. These images are different; being the primary
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In Chapter 49, Sheila’s pimp returned to the Cantina to collect his property, but it didn’t work out as he planned. On a crisp harbor night, his thugs were surrounded in the darkened parking lot and sent down the road by the well-trained Cantina Security Crew. “This isn’t the end,” Dwight, the big black drug
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Saxon motorcycles launched five years ago, just as the custom motorcycle market softened, but what the fuck did it matter? They knew the code. Most of the team made their livings in the construction industry. They understood they were building motorcycles for sex, not for profit. If they were in the business of building something
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The Chinaman watched as the entire staff leered at Cinderella, the young gorgeous Hispanic girl, who suddenly found herself without a home but surrounded by the Cantina family. She had five husbands, and a couple of slippery wet lesbians breathing down her soft neck, and the family of Cantina staff at her wispy back. But
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Here’s the deal. We’re working on Scotty’s feature in the free section of Bikernet, but during the interview I discovered Scotty’s seven kids and 30 year marriage. So, out of respect for the Scotty family we decided to slip the wild woman Peter Linney spread all over the Long Beach sand into the Cantina. This
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