Cantina

SUNDAY POST–MOTORCYCLE RIGHTS, THE ONLY FREEDOM FIGHTERS LEFT IN AMERICA Gotta call today. Seems we haven’t launched a drama in a couple of weeks. Goddamnit, I can’t control these bitches. I wrote the sonuvabitch, bled my heart out and they can’t post the motherfucker. Ah well, I had dynamite weekend in New Orleans. Some 1500 […]

SUNDAY POST–BETWEEN THIS AND THAT A brother of mine recently whispered in my ear that I should have scooted out to Laughlin, “You need to be seen in public,” He said and scratched his full beard that’s beginning to pick up evil streaks of gray. I thought long and hard about what he said. I

SUNDAY POST–WOMEN ATTACK HEADQUARTERS, CLUBS ATTACK LAUGHLIN Since I was released from the prison ship and my bowl of moldy rice a day that I was forced to share with scurvy rodents, the halfway house sentence has been even more nail-biting strenuous and miserable. We’ve been flying at projects like a speed freak who move

SUNDAY POST – JIM LEWIS PASSES ON We had a meeting with the Bikernet Attorney on Friday. We discovered that he was in the midst of a project Softail due to his efforts to free a rider facing 20 strikes, and you know all to clearly that three is a life sentence. From there we

SUNDAY POST–INSIDE INVESTIGATION OF CANTINA EMPLOYEES I returned to the Headquarters on Wednesday only to find the paper work stacked to the ceiling. The truly crucial forms had been burned in the Bikernet top security incinerator. The rats running wild in the basement reminded me far too much of the corroded stench of holds on

SUNDAY POST – BANDIT’S LAST POST FROM THE HIGH SEAS I just finished reading an old book by Sir Francis Chichester on singlehandly sailing around the world at 65 years of age. It takes you from Plymouth, England were he found an investor and went to one of the most renowned sailboat builders in Britain

SUNDAY POST – BUELL SURVIVES We haven?t received definitive information about Buell but indicators are business as usual. We?re still awaiting confirmation. I have reason to celebrate. Once today passes I have less than 10 days on this prison ship, to arrive at home at the Bikernet Headquarters. The second reason is that we have

SUNDAY FLASH – UNCONFIRMED REPORT BUELL SHUTS DOWN Get up. Wake your ass up and go for a ride. It’s Sunday goddamnit. I wish I could, but I still stuck on this prison ship only 450 miles from Los Angeles. The closest we’ll come to the California Coast will be 60 miles from the tip

Short Hairs Singe Job – Thoughts From Nuttboy If snob appeal (hubris? arrogance? chutzpah?) were kindling, some bikers I know could build a hell of a bonfire. At the same time, I’ve had my short hairs burnt a few times by raspy-voiced veterans of the asphalt wars, for being a snot-nosed smart-ass. There is often

SUNDAY POST NEW BULLETIN – BIKERNET ESTABLISHES HEADQUARTERS EAST Tanggu, China, In a deal struck by the CEO of Bikernet and the Santana Taxi company chairman Zhang Shi Qiang, Bikernet has established a headquarters in mainland China. It give me a great deal of pleasure to show you some of the benefits of our new

News Flash – Huzzy Inducted Into Trailblazers Hall Of Fame! I wish I had exciting news to report for this beautiful Sunday, however the sun is shining and I want to make this as brief as possible and get back outside. Some news is circulating about the Hell Raisers Ball in Long Island turning into

SUNDAY POST – CANTINA GOES NUDE I?ve received some shit about the girls at the headquarters. Hell, were just havin? a good time. Sensing it was a jealously bi, we?ve decided to share the girls with the Cantina Members. The real reason is that last week was the Chinese New Year which was established to

SUNDAY POST – CANTINA STRIKES ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY We don’t exactly know the date we launched the Cantina, or we’re still trying to find it, but goddamnit it’s a year old and we need to have a celebration. Bikernet just had the biggest month in our history as January closed with 1.9 million hits. It

SUNDAY POST – HOT OFF THE PRESS We’ve devoted this site to several topics having to do with the free-spirited life of a biker, including riding adventures, building bikes, and the spirit, freedom and romance behind the lifestyle. Our approach may be hazy, but it’s the basis of a life only few can dream of.

SMUNDAY POST – BIKERNET BOARD MEETS (San Pedro, Calif., Jan. 27, 2002) In a turbulent meeting of the Bikernet board of directors, content decisions were made without the president in attendance. At the year-end meeting of the board, which consisted of vice presidents Digital Gangster and Layla Notball, Art Director Jon Towle, office squeeze Sin

SUNDAY POST – PIRATES RAID SHIPS, GEORGE CHRISTIE RELEASED! We live in treacherous times. I’ve been at sea for a week now, steaming from Genoa, Italy, through the Egyptian Suez Canal beside military installations and border guards perched along the channel. A panoramic shot of the wait for ships to pass going the opposite way

THE MISSING SUNDAY POST, MAYBE. Hey, rumor has it that one of my infamous Posts was tossed in the shitter because the party got out of hand. I may not be much of a writer, and I know that a large sum of what I babble about should be shitcanned, but what the hell? I

SUNDAY POST – EASYRIDERS BIKE SHOW ROCKS THE POMONA FAIRGROUNDS OK, if you follow the Post faithfully, you all know you didn?t get one last Sunday. Blame it on OldWolv. He and SheWolv came out last Saturday to spend the night with me at the headquarters for an early New Year’s celebration. They arrived about

SUNDAY POST – MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM HAMBURG, GERMANY This will be scattered, but full of the heart, soul and romance of motorcycling. We spend a couple of semi-calm seas rolling toward the English Channel. At the narrowest point it is a mere 10 miles wide, but goddamnit it was good to see the coast even

Sleep Deprived Americans Check In As Bandit Reports In It’s wild out here. We are trying to duck two storms coming from the north. The reports we receive are constantly inaccurate. We are rolling as much and 35 degrees on an empty stomach and we can’t risk the engines in such severe seas so we’re

SUNDAY POST FLASH – DIGITAL FORCED TO SELL PRIZE POSSESSION & WOMEN TAKE OVER HEADQUARTERS! Continued From Page 1 Dear Civilians: We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can’t join, you can still

SUNDAY PROSTITUTES AND TERROR ON THE HIGH SEAS I don?t where to start or how far to go. Hell, I don?t know what you want to hear. I don?t even know where I am from time to time, but fuck it. I?ll tell you what I know and take it from there. I?m in Baltimore,

Snake And Bandit In Trouble With Women! Holy Hossenpffefer? I just blew a primary, my rent’s due, I’ve got no more credit at the liquor store on the corner, Sin Wu has been leaving me these hostile messages in Chinese on my phone machine, I can’t find the articles that Bandit left in a mayonnaise

BANDIT LEAVES TOWN! Sorry folks, no Bandit; Sin here again. The big guy is in Houston, aboard the SS Leon, preparing to leave for his trip around the world. He left yesterday morning in the driving rain, barely able to carry all the porno, I mean, gear he needed to survive five months at sea.