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NEW SAMSON EXHAUST, OREGON CONFISCATES BIKES AND 117 FEWER VENDORS IN STURGIS Continued From Page 2 HARLEY-DAVIDSON ANNOUNCES 100th ANNIVERSARY FUNDRAISING PARADE TO BENEFIT MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY ASSOCIATION (MDA)–MILWAUKEE (August 22, 2002) – Harley-Davidson is planning a fundraising motorcycle parade, the ?Parade of MDA Heroes,? to benefit the Muscular Dystrophy Association (MDA) during the 100th Anniversary

PUBLIC BURDEN ATTACK, DATE RAPE AND BANDIT MARRIES CARTOON CHARACTER Continued From Page 1 Will this flag work?FLAG RIDE–Dedicated to Travis Elliott & Our SharedDevotion to the American Flag,Saturday September 14, 2002,Registration 10:45 – 11:30 / Rides Leaves at 12:00.Register at Bahr’s House 8205 Leavenworth Rd.Questions : Jen Bahr – (931) 299-6058No one could ever

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–THE TRUTH ABOUT JON TOWLE We have failed to recognize the contributions of Jon Towle. After complete interviews with the staff, Wrench said it best, “Didn’t he draw something?”Truth is that without Jon Towle illustrations, Bikernet would have been a profitable enterprise two years ago. Without his Nick the Dick Cartoon series we

DEAL OF THE WEEK, CHROME SPECIALTIES COMES ON BOARD, MAN SHOT FOR HAVING FASTER SCOOT Continued From Page 1 SPEAKING OF STURGIS–THE DEAL OF THE WEEK–Is a 1982 unmolested Sturgis. Low miles -Mikuni & Crane Cam -Sweet bike.Extra black ya’all.Asking $8800.GenoThe Horse BCDRAGPIPES1@aol.com BIKERNET TATTOO OF THE WEEK—Hey wait a minute! That girl?s wearing a

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–STURGIS REPORTS AND ROMANCEJust returned from a 900 mile round trip to deliver my ’31 VL to the auction block in Pebble Beach. Keep your fingers crossed that there’s a home run in my future. Well Sturgis is behind us and I’ll let the reports from Jose, Ozark Ed, TBear and CrazyHorse, who

CUSTOM CHROME DEVELOPES NEW FUEL INJECTION BOX FOR MODIFIED BIKES–SPECIAL REPORT Continued From Page 2 REVTECH DFO PERFORMANCE SYSTEM A Simple Modification To EFI Systems To Allow and Enhance Performance Modifications With the complexity of factory OEM fuel injection systems, Custom Chrome in partnership with Techlusion felt it was important to provide owners with a

ACCIDENT STATISTICS FROM INSURANCE INSTITUTE OUT OF WACK–WHAT’S NEW? NUDITY OUTLAWED IN DAYTONA–AT LEAST THEY’RE TRYING… Continued From Page 1 FATALITY FIGURES UNDERSCORE NEED FOR NEW ACCIDENT STUDY–The AMA has once again called for a comprehensive nationwide study of the causes of motorcycle crashes after the federal government released final motorcycling-related fatality statistics for 2001.The

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–STURGIS BREAK, DAYTONA NUDITY, LEGAL WOESHey, just about the time I think the news will slide due to the entire industry drinkin’ and riding in the Badlands, we get hit big. Last weekend, I was enjoying a long leasurily Sunday morning, when the Kranslers from up north with a truck full of engine

AUSTRALIAN JET BIKES AND HOW TO DRINK MOONSHINE Continued From Page 3 click to shop!JOKER APPAREL IN THE GULCH–Be sure to check out the Gulch for your shopping needs. Pay special attention to our newest addition, Joker Machine Apparel. SCREAMIIN’ EAGLE DUECE—IS CUSTOM TIMES TWOHarley-Davidson’s Custom Vehicle Operations Team TransformsSoftail Deuce MILWAUKEE, WI —July 17,

SMOKE-OUT A DISCOVERY CHANNEL SUCCESS Continued From Page 2FOUR TYPES OF SEX–HOUSE SEX – When you are newly married and have sex all over the house inevery room.BEDROOM SEX – After you have been married for a while, you only have sex inthe bedroom.HALL SEX – After you’ve been married for many, many years you

BIKERNET REPORT CAUGHT ON HARLEY-DAVIDSON WEB SITE Continued From Page 1TRIBUTE TO MOTHER SUPERIOR–The wise old Mother Superior was dying. The nuns gathered around her bedtrying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink,butshe refused it. Then one nun took the glass back to the kitchen.Remembering a bottle of whiskey received

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–THE RUN TO THE BADLANDS BEGINS Yeah, so what, I’m not going. For the first time in 15 years I didn’t build a motorcycle and road test it on the way to Sturgis. Someone pointed out to me the other day that it’s the second time, since I center-punched a deer 300 miles

LEGALIZE PROSTITUTION, HELLS ANGELS IN COLORADO, GOVERNMENT WANTS TO TELL US HOW TO DRESS AND BUELL WINS Thought you guys needed a break.–BanditWILL THE GOVERNMENT TELL US WHAT TO WEAR?–Washington, DC – (MCNW) In response to concerns expressed by the AMA and others, federal traffic safety officials have pledged that they will not regulate motorcycle

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–LA BIKE SHOW ROCKED It may have rocked the coast of California, but I had three luscious women in my house the entire weekend and never got laid. What’s up with that? Alright, the show was a dazzler on the water and you’ll see a couple of reports on it in the next

BIKER BILLY LOOKIN’ FOR RECIPES, NEW ARTIST ON BIKERNET Continued From Page 2 SKY MARSHALS DISARMED OF NAIL CLIPPERS–The pilot who was the source of Chris Ruddy’s “Pilot’s Tale of March 29” was asked by Ruddy if he has noted any significant increase in sky marshals, who are eventually to be on every U.S. flight.The

DEVIL DOLLS INDICTED Continued From Page 3And The Cantina Winner Is?Derek Dougherty Plymouth Meeting, PA Wanted: A night alone with Sin (naked of course) or A Bikernet Hoodie size XXL.That?s right folks, Derek just won a Bikernet Sweatshirt and you could be next. Join the Cantina and not only will you help support Bikernet, you

BIKERNET LAUNCHES 100TH ANNIVERSARY MODELS Continued From Page 2 Joker Apparel In The Bikernet Gulch!—You read it right. Now you can get Joker clothes right here from Bikernet. T-shirts, Party shirt and Tank Tops for men. And for the ladies, some sexy shit. Check it out here at http://www.bikernet.com/catalog/onlinecatalog.asp?Category=Joker+Machine+Apparel&Placeholder=0Be the first in your neighborhood to

FOUR CORNERS RALLY IN DURANGO–CANCELED Continued From Page 1BIKERNET CARIBBEAN REPORT–If you have been following the latest reports you might know we are leavingfor The Horse SMSO and Sturgis. Last week we decided to build a bike forthese rides, (photos are posted in last week news) since we finished the WCCbike on time, we attacked

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BIKERNET BILLBOARD REVEALED If only I knew what the hell was going on. John Siebenthaler, the master designer has created another award winning billboard for Bikernet at Sturgis using the crap that we supplied him. This weekend is the LA Calendar show and women and riders and ridin’ women are running at the

STURGIS BILLBOARD FINAL, HARLEY EARNINGS UP, RUN FOR BREATH THIS WEEKEND, Continued From Page 3 HARLEY-DAVIDSON, INC. REPORTS RECORD SECOND QUARTERREVENUE AND EARNINGSHighly Anticipated New 100th Anniversary Models Introduced. ????? Harley-Davidson, Inc. (NYSE: HDI) today announced record revenue and earnings for its second quarter ended June 30, 2002. The Company’s second quarter revenue was $1.0

BIG DOG GIVES AWAY MOTORCYCLES! Continued From Page 2BIKERNET REVEAL MILITARY STUDY– To ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport screeners will not be allowed to profile people. They will continue random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, Secret Service agents who are members