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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–STAND UP FOR YOUR RIGHTS–VOTE Our bikernet memorial to the Buell from the 2001 run to Sturgis now hangs over the Garage.It’s one of those days. I can’t seem to download an image. I tried to take shots of the Buell tank and all the camera batteries are dead. The women around here […]

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–HEART ATTACKS, HELL, SONNY GOES TO EUROPE AND TATTOO OF THE WEEK Continued From Page 3 HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK ALONE– Without help, the person whose heart stops beating properly and who beginsto feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losingconsciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–NEW BOOK OF POETRY, CARIBBEAN REPORT AND NEW FRAMES FROM XTREME Continued From Page 2the book POETRY FROM THE HEART–Catts my lovely southern Florida connection slipped this small 100 page book in an unmarked envelope and dropped it in a ghetto mailbox. It arrived from the eastern projects to the western ghetto of

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–V-TWIN DEALER SHOW, NEW CCI SWINGARM SET, AND NOTORIOUS IGNITION INTERLOCK LAW Continued From Page 3 BEACH RIDE LIVES–I stumbled into a Beach Ride meeting last night for the 10-year-old Southern California charity event. It was canceled last year by the Ventura, California authorities because of the club battle 600 miles away. The

STAFF STRUGGLES, WEIRD SEX LAWS, AND HAPPY HOUR… Continued From Page 2FIVE CANNIBALS– Five cannibals get hired at the local manufacturing plant. During thewelcoming orientation, the HR Manager says, “You’re all part of ourteam now. You can earn good money here. You will have good benefits, andyoucan go to the vending machines for something to

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–CHARITIES HIT POCKETBOOKS HARD, NEW V-8 RIGIDS Continued From Page 1 DONATE YOUR JEANS– Normally I wouldn’t send something like this to you. But, it’s nottoo much trouble, and we all generally like to help others as long asthe requests aren’t too demanding…. So, I thought I would tell youabout this charity. It

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–EASYRIDERS UNDER POLICE SCRUTINYI spent a day with Don Whalen and some of the finest restored antique bikes in the country. What a treat. Here’s some examples of bikes he has available. I’ll have more next week. If you have any interest in any of these bikes, contact Don at: drw2453@earthlink.net. Let’s get

NEW HAMSTERS RELEASED, WEBMASTER GOES DOWN, CANTINA CELEBRATES ONE YEAR AND DRUG WAR BLOWS UP IN AUTHORITIES’ FACES Continued From Page 3CALIFORNIA DRIVING SCHOOL ON LINE–We are pleased to announce the launch of our online Driver Education program – 4NewDrivers.com.Our course is designed to help teenagers fulfill DMV requirements for driver education.Upon completion of this

NEW SAMSON EXHAUST, OREGON CONFISCATES BIKES AND 117 FEWER VENDORS IN STURGIS Continued From Page 2 HARLEY-DAVIDSON ANNOUNCES 100th ANNIVERSARY FUNDRAISING PARADE TO BENEFIT MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY ASSOCIATION (MDA)–MILWAUKEE (August 22, 2002) – Harley-Davidson is planning a fundraising motorcycle parade, the ?Parade of MDA Heroes,? to benefit the Muscular Dystrophy Association (MDA) during the 100th Anniversary

PUBLIC BURDEN ATTACK, DATE RAPE AND BANDIT MARRIES CARTOON CHARACTER Continued From Page 1 Will this flag work?FLAG RIDE–Dedicated to Travis Elliott & Our SharedDevotion to the American Flag,Saturday September 14, 2002,Registration 10:45 – 11:30 / Rides Leaves at 12:00.Register at Bahr’s House 8205 Leavenworth Rd.Questions : Jen Bahr – (931) 299-6058No one could ever

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–THE TRUTH ABOUT JON TOWLE We have failed to recognize the contributions of Jon Towle. After complete interviews with the staff, Wrench said it best, “Didn’t he draw something?”Truth is that without Jon Towle illustrations, Bikernet would have been a profitable enterprise two years ago. Without his Nick the Dick Cartoon series we

DEAL OF THE WEEK, CHROME SPECIALTIES COMES ON BOARD, MAN SHOT FOR HAVING FASTER SCOOT Continued From Page 1 SPEAKING OF STURGIS–THE DEAL OF THE WEEK–Is a 1982 unmolested Sturgis. Low miles -Mikuni & Crane Cam -Sweet bike.Extra black ya’all.Asking $8800.GenoThe Horse BCDRAGPIPES1@aol.com BIKERNET TATTOO OF THE WEEK—Hey wait a minute! That girl?s wearing a

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–STURGIS REPORTS AND ROMANCEJust returned from a 900 mile round trip to deliver my ’31 VL to the auction block in Pebble Beach. Keep your fingers crossed that there’s a home run in my future. Well Sturgis is behind us and I’ll let the reports from Jose, Ozark Ed, TBear and CrazyHorse, who

CUSTOM CHROME DEVELOPES NEW FUEL INJECTION BOX FOR MODIFIED BIKES–SPECIAL REPORT Continued From Page 2 REVTECH DFO PERFORMANCE SYSTEM A Simple Modification To EFI Systems To Allow and Enhance Performance Modifications With the complexity of factory OEM fuel injection systems, Custom Chrome in partnership with Techlusion felt it was important to provide owners with a

ACCIDENT STATISTICS FROM INSURANCE INSTITUTE OUT OF WACK–WHAT’S NEW? NUDITY OUTLAWED IN DAYTONA–AT LEAST THEY’RE TRYING… Continued From Page 1 FATALITY FIGURES UNDERSCORE NEED FOR NEW ACCIDENT STUDY–The AMA has once again called for a comprehensive nationwide study of the causes of motorcycle crashes after the federal government released final motorcycling-related fatality statistics for 2001.The

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–STURGIS BREAK, DAYTONA NUDITY, LEGAL WOESHey, just about the time I think the news will slide due to the entire industry drinkin’ and riding in the Badlands, we get hit big. Last weekend, I was enjoying a long leasurily Sunday morning, when the Kranslers from up north with a truck full of engine

AUSTRALIAN JET BIKES AND HOW TO DRINK MOONSHINE Continued From Page 3 click to shop!JOKER APPAREL IN THE GULCH–Be sure to check out the Gulch for your shopping needs. Pay special attention to our newest addition, Joker Machine Apparel. SCREAMIIN’ EAGLE DUECE—IS CUSTOM TIMES TWOHarley-Davidson’s Custom Vehicle Operations Team TransformsSoftail Deuce MILWAUKEE, WI —July 17,

SMOKE-OUT A DISCOVERY CHANNEL SUCCESS Continued From Page 2FOUR TYPES OF SEX–HOUSE SEX – When you are newly married and have sex all over the house inevery room.BEDROOM SEX – After you have been married for a while, you only have sex inthe bedroom.HALL SEX – After you’ve been married for many, many years you

BIKERNET REPORT CAUGHT ON HARLEY-DAVIDSON WEB SITE Continued From Page 1TRIBUTE TO MOTHER SUPERIOR–The wise old Mother Superior was dying. The nuns gathered around her bedtrying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink,butshe refused it. Then one nun took the glass back to the kitchen.Remembering a bottle of whiskey received

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–THE RUN TO THE BADLANDS BEGINS Yeah, so what, I’m not going. For the first time in 15 years I didn’t build a motorcycle and road test it on the way to Sturgis. Someone pointed out to me the other day that it’s the second time, since I center-punched a deer 300 miles

LEGALIZE PROSTITUTION, HELLS ANGELS IN COLORADO, GOVERNMENT WANTS TO TELL US HOW TO DRESS AND BUELL WINS Thought you guys needed a break.–BanditWILL THE GOVERNMENT TELL US WHAT TO WEAR?–Washington, DC – (MCNW) In response to concerns expressed by the AMA and others, federal traffic safety officials have pledged that they will not regulate motorcycle