I think we all remember, and I am very sure of this, because I never just make wild assumptions, but I think we all remember that a while back I explained here why I should be Trump’s press rep or whatever they’re called. In it I explained why the Press needs to be disrespected as […]
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____by J.J. Solari with illustrations by Hal Robinson, Jon Towle and George Fleming I should really be the one at those anti-Trump Washington press conferences and be the guy who points energetically at one of the, ya know, one of the 50 or so wannabe-famous people who sit all crammed together in that fart-filled White
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The Latest Make-Believe Solution To A Make-Believe Problem I know what you’re saying: “Well, you don’t know anything, you’re a ninth-rate hack writing for a website pandering to tenth-rate-humans: bikers. You don’t know anything and they know even less.” Hey, nobody knows less than me, pal. I think right there we can find common ground.
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Another one from J.J. Solari “HUMAN-CAUSED Global Warming Violates The “Established Religion” Prohibitions Of The First Amendment. Declaring the global warming edicts as the establishing of a religion. This ain’t allowed!” — J.J. Solari Read his latest by clicking here.
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Presenting the O2 for idiots! A satirical exploration of why the extent of media focuses on this “mysterious” elected representative of citizens of America. Maybe you will be curious. Maybe you will be reading more on this “political question” in the first part (click here). Hey, its parody! Laugh sometimes…. Click Here to Read J.J.’s
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J.J. Solari Goes to Hollywood, I forgot, he lives there… His acceptance speech for the Pulitzer Prize for poetry, Burma Shave category You know, when I started my writing career writing comedy porn stories for magazines like Nugget, Rascal, Topper and Vue and the street vending machine porn rags that were the craze in the
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by J.J. Solari 1: The pandemic reached immediate-global-emergency-level one day after the impeachment effort was killed in the Senate. Suggesting Donald Trump’s Presidency is the actual cause of the virus. His orange skin dye may have been the incubating agent. 2: Covid-19 started in a bat and also in a clandestine biological warfare lab in
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Charles Windsor, universally acclaimed to be the most boring listless uninteresting life form to ever come into existence in the history of earth’s animal kingdom, is being crowned king of England today. Charles Windsor makes Joe Biden look like Bill Burr for sheer effervescence. If you put Charles Windsor into a compound filled with treed
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