I’m considered a bit of a lady-killer due to my gift for seduction through poetry. Women like poetry. Don’t ask me why. Probably because they’re stupid. I mean, Jesus, really? Talking in rhyme? That’s fine for mother goose. Or Top 40. But for getting laid? Hey: what can I say. As Rowdy Yates used to […]
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I’ve never been a fan of velocity stacks. One, I was just a hardworking sort and couldn’t afford top end jobs every year. I tried to build shit that was fast but would hang together. One time back in the ‘70s a brother called me and needed back up for a weed score in the
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Bandit rode like the wind to Melody’s side and spent the night in sexual Nirvana. As soft as satin, as warm as the sun and as responsive as a highly charge circuit, Bandit couldn’t get enough of every inch of her tenderness. He could have luxuriated at her side for decades. A big man who
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I’m trying to write something, but for the first time in my life I can’t get a solid story line rolling. I almost bought another chopper project yesterday. It would be my first build project in Deadwood. A buddy of mine came over yesterday. He’s from the old school Chicago streets and he’s a riddled
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Hey Bandit, Below is a gallery from Daytona Bikeweek, 2021. Spent a lot of time at the Broken Spoke, but did get out a little… enjoy. (ps: I shot the event using my iPhone12 as an experiment for Apple). This gallery contains many events such as the TRUE
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I received an email from my old boss, Joe Teresi the other day. It contained rare documents from Indian MC to their dealers, boasting a new sales strategy. He sent me a PDF document, and I had to send it to longtime friend Bob Clark to transfer the images into useable JPEG images. He handled
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My name is Stench. My birth certificate, from what I hear, says Stanich. Not Stench. At an early age I was adopted by my father’s and my older two brothers’ motorcycle fraternity called the Troll Ops. The cops didn’t like that name because every once in a while one of them would, after much introspection,
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Bandit slipped into the luxurious Corsa tan leather seat, next to a beautiful Redhead dressed to kill and took a slug of Jack Daniels. Suddenly, his mind felt at ease and the long day took it’s toll. He sensed fatigued, yet her dazzling eyes energized him. She slipped her delicate alabaster hand over his thigh,
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From what I’ve learned watching Japanese porn, there are apparently only three jobs for women in Japan: student: office manager: and nurse. 1: Student A: If you are a female Japanese student….. then depending where you are on campus determines the number of naked females in your immediate vicinity. If you are in a classroom
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Brisbane’s Gallery of Modern Art (GOMA) opens the world exclusive exhibition ‘The Motorcycle: Design, Art, Desire’ tomorrow, featuring 100 exceptional motorcycles from the 1870s to the present. Queensland Art Gallery, Gallery of Modern Art (QAGOMA) Director Chris Saines said ‘The Motorcycle’, showing until 26 April, 2021 celebrates 150 years of motorcycle history and included multiple
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We are living in strange times. One of our governments wants to eliminate the words girls, females, babe, broad, women, you name it. I don’t get it, but maybe I do. To me women are the flowers or humanity. They grow, blossom, glow with birth then sometimes turn into angry bitches. I warn young men
The chopper, set up to ride, had over an inch of travel in the sprung seat, rubber grips and pegs, rubber mounted risers and bars. The engine, factory balanced had an Andrews cam, Branch heads, tuned exhaust and the oil level was checked. It rocked, like a bullet in the night, slicing through the dark
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Bandit roared down Spearfish Canyon and his mind settled with every curve and the rumble of his exhaust blasting off the sheer cliffs and Jack Pines. He came to a stretch where lush pines were knocked over like chess pawns on a polished mahogany game table. He slowed as he rounded a curve and gazed
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This is a strange one. I’ve been an outlaw most of my life and my drug of choice was women. I don’t know how to explain or if I can. I’m not proud to say, Laurie was one of the first episodes in a series of many. I’m reading a book by Dr. Pat Allen.
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Editor’s Note: Recently one of our esteemed Bikernet™ contributors sent me a batch of historic Motordrome shots, then a pile of great shots of classic racing bikes from that era. I recently wrote a screenplay, called Splintered Road, about this era around WWI and it’s being looked at in Hollywood. This year one of the
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Sam picks for the Week October 27, 2020 This effort has forced me to think about all the bullshit in my past, the good and the bad. It makes me think about how and why I survived. I’m sure Sonny had to face the same demons when he started to write about his life. I
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We are living in the best of times. I mean it. Just slip into a new car and gaze at the vast technology surrounding you. Peeps live longer than ever. Medicine is still learning, but it’s major steps ahead of just two decades ago. Look at new homes and new high-tech phones. Life is simply
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Bandit awoke with a start to a blistering Monday morning in the middle of July, Wuhan Covid 2020. He couldn’t turn on the air-conditioning. Hell, he couldn’t pay his bills. The formidable stack of requests for funds grew like mold on a neglected peach. He wanted to reach for a half-empty bottle of Jack Daniels.
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Hey, This is a test with Sam’s Picks of the Week as a backdrop. I’ve been bugged about a book about my life. But my life is checkered with ups and down and violent does and don’ts. So, this is sort of an attempt at an outline or rough story line. There won’t be a
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https://bikerpics.smugmug.com/ALL-IMAGES/THE-RACE-OF-GENTLEMEN-WILDWOOD-NJ-2019/i-qcdVhGq/A The inaugural Race of Gentlemen was held in 2012 on the beach in Asbury Park, NJ, just days before Hurricane Sandy made landfall. New Jersey has a storied tradition of beach racing, including an epic 1-mile beach race in Cape May during the summer of 1905. The exhibition featured the likes of Henry Ford,
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 You hang around folks who love vintage cars enough and you’ll inevitably meet vintage motorcycle guy or gal. They mean well, love all things with oil pumps (and some without) but will take every opportunity to espouse the virtues of the under-appreciated vintage motorcycle world. “You can store a dozen in the space of
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There is so much political stuff going around, I just had to send this for balance. Let’s do some philosophy and statistical work…. Whether times are good or bad, happy or sad, let’s stay together… My life is incomplete and I’m so blue, ‘cause I can’t get next to you, babe… credit the Temptations –El
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This is going to be a tough one. Hell, this is one of the toughest years in a while. How the hell do you judge it. In a sense we don’t. We just deal with it and move on. That’s life. It’s always changing, whether we like it or not. I’ve studied Buddhism for a
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This is a special story. The young woman’s name is Lolita, and she is a professional dancer. This is not her dream but just for now her profession. This young woman has dreams and aspirations of a better work life for herself. We find a Lolita, Candice, Daniel, Trish or just pick a professional name
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