The Kamala Harris Feature
From the Dispelling Hurtful Rumors Dept.
By J.J. Solari with image from Sam Burns
There is a preposterous rumor going around that Caite Upton, the girl who became inadvertently famous in a beauty contest long ago when she attempted to explain, on national TV, why American school children, in a test, could not find the USA on a globe.
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Bon Ami King Charles
The Coronation Report
By J.J. Solari
Charles Windsor, universally acclaimed to be the most boring listless uninteresting life form to ever come into existence in the history of earth's animal kingdom, is being crowned king of England today. Charles Windsor makes Joe Biden look like Bill Burr for sheer effervescence.
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NET ZERO EXPLAINED!
Scientifically Unjustified and Deadly
By Richard Lindzen, William Happer, CO2 Coalition
A presentation by Heartland Institute Trustee Steve Milloy argued “Net Zero Is Unachievable and Will Kill People,” as the title of his speech put it. On another panel, three presenters discussed “Why NetZero is Impossible: The Continuing Need and Value of Fossil Fuels.”
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THE DELIGHTFUL BILL OF RIGHTS
Direct from the Bikernet Political Analyst
By J.J. Solari
I had referenced the Bill of Rights in the translation-dictionary but not in any kind of detail. I said “Fuck, I’ll do that in one of the bonus sections then.” I love bonus sections to things. Don’t you?
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Why Voting for Trump In 2024 Is Actually Good Idea
Even If You Don’t Like Him
By J.J. Solari
Dear Bikernet Reader; assuming you are not having this read to you by the nurse; Ya know, there’s a lotta good reasons to vote for Trump for a second term even if you think he’s an asshole. For one thing he’s never been an asshole to you personally, has he. Plus he’s never personally insulted your wife and family.
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LAST POLITICAL SCIENCE LESSON for 2022
SUSTAINABLE (BUREAUCRAT/JOURNALISM DEFINITION)
by Professor J.J. Solaria, Bikernet University, with images from Sam Burns
Since sustainability is a completely made-up insistence with no relation in any way to reality, there is only the puzzle of what, as Ayn Rand would say, this folly actually accomplishes.
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