Behind The Scenes

Bandit's Cantina Bad Joke Library Special Edition We need some humor goddammit! By Sam Burns As I walk through the valley of the Shadow of Death, I remind myself that you can't always trust Google Maps. Read the full story

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ALERT! Drag Specialties Waiver Story We're Being Attacked by the EPA and ESG Government Policies By Amy Irene White I sent the bastard Bandit a list of questions that I have seen people asking on social media and compiled them here for you all. Read the full story

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THE CHARMIN REVOLUTION OF HUMAN RECTAL HYGIENIC DE-FECALATIAL BUTTOCKSICAL PROTOCOLS An Examination of the Revolutionary Scallopian TP Sheet-Removal For Shit-Removal Design Motif From Charmin By J.J. Solari with images from Sam Burns Science, Technology and the American Advertising Industry Saving the Earth, the Forest and your Butthole, one Sheet of Shit-Paper at a time. Read the full story

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Delivery and Deliverance A tale of two parties to a deal and one steadfast old iron engine Text and photos by Ujjwal Dey with illustrations from Wayfarer An Enfield Bullet 350 finds a home after being in limbo for four stressful months. The cast iron engine with right-hand-side gear shift is a well-known legend among motorcyclists, especially purists who don't want the brand name "Bullet" associated with run-of-mill modern designs & engines. What misadventure occurred and what new adventures await? Read the full story

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Harley Financials and Growth Prospects for 2023 Will the Factory Ask Us to Change Our Tattoos to LiveWire? by Bandit I’m not a financial advisor. I’d rather build another motorcycle than chase the stock market. But take a look at my portfolio. I have maybe 20 motorcycles, one triumph, one Indian (I had two but traded my ’46 for a ’50 bobbed Panhead). What does that tell you? I’m a Harley guy. Read the full story

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An Explanation Of Why What’s Actually Nuts Is What’s Always Actually Happening. By J.J. Solari Sure, you’re upset at me right now but I have good news! I am actually going to explain to you why you…and the OTHER people causing all the trouble…..are actually a team! That’s right! Read the full story

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Estate Planning for Motorcycle Collectors, revised edition Or what might happen to your beloved bikes when you're not around By John Stein with edits from Bandit and John Martinisko As motorcycle fanatics, we've all laid awake nights wondering how we could add to our collections. At some point in our lives, doing exactly the opposite probably makes more sense. Read the full story

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What Happened to the Sportster? H-D Factory Built the Last Traditional Sportster in November 2022 By Bandit, Reg Kittrell, Lance Onan and Willie G. Davidson So, what killed the iconic Sportster? Was it diminishing sales, technology, the EPA, a marketing push, Indian competition, what gives? Read the full story

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