To my surprise I have found a great deal of bros on the road today fancy themselves as literary lions, adjective tamers and modifier mavens. It seems everyone from Bandit to the Chinaman is under the misconception that anyone cares what their life experiences are really all about. But the one thing I have noticed, is a distinct lack of decent titles. Therefore I have come up with several book titles, which are entirely interchangeable and can be used for almost any biker novel or short story. Feel free to use the below listed titles for your next body of Shakespearean prose.

Jail, Just Another Bed and Breakfast?

Car People, Minions of Satan?

Making Murder Fun Again

The Dummies Guide to Escape and Evasion

Whiskey, the Go Anywhere Food

Seven Great New Looks for the Hair on Your Ass

Beginners' Guide to Brass Knuckles

Wheelies, a Constitutional Right?

What is "Foreplay"?

101 Uses for Dead Bros

Stuccoing Bullet Holes, Made Easy

Nailing Bro's Old Lady

Mastering the Bottle Opener

How to Drink Your Bodyweight and Still Ride