Bikers have always been known for their style and class and there's no better of example of just how smooth bikers really are than when it comes to the ladies. And of course, the precursor to getting into any woman's pants is the all-important pick-up line. It must appear to be sincere, gentle, sensitive and most important of all, it must reek of phony long-term commitment if you expect to get any pie on your beard. The following pick up lines have provided myself and the staff at bikernet.com (not including the Chinaman, of course) with a virtually endless stream of chopper topper. We at bikernet recommend a smooth, casual approach, a warm smile and one of the below lines.

1) Hey you.

2) Bend over.

3) I got Viagra.

4) Nice beef curtains.

5) I got a boner the size of a Mexican.

6) What say we go back to your place and I stand up in your guts?

7) You have beautiful teeth. They'd make a great necklace.

8) I write for bikernet.com.

9) Wanna make fifty bucks?

10) How are you with blood?

11) Don't scream and you live.

12) Want to see my skull collection?

13) I've got a basement with your name all over it.

14) Can you tune a '97 Softtail?