I can't tell you how many times I hear the same old lines from some of my friends' wives. "Well you know, I just don't have time to work out and keep my figure" or "I'm over 30 and I've had kids, my pre pregnancy clothes just won't fit anymore." How about another favorite, "You can't expect me to look like that anymore, she's only in her twenties, I'm 34". Then the same wife can't understand why her husband get whiplash every time a finely shaped female happens to get in their same zip code.

Women don't have to go to seed after they get a wedding ring, a few kids and a few years into a marriage. I'm here to tell you that they can continue to look good; it can be done and is being done. Things are different now than when our parents were getting older. People are living longer, healthier lives and forty just isn't that old anymore. Now is the day of high tech diets, boob doctors and aerobics classes. More and more marriages are folding up because husbands want a sexy woman and wives either don't understand or don't care. Men like sexy, shapely women and we long for women who dress and act sexy; in short, we want a fantasy woman! Why do you suppose porn so popular on the net? Why do all these hot Internet babes make so much money on a website when you (the viewer) have absolutely ZERO chance of ever meeting (much less sleeping with) one of these vixens? The answer is pretty simple...we love to look at and fantasize about beautiful women. Why not transform your wife at home into a babe that will make you sit up and take notice, maybe for the first time a very long time.

You see fellows, a big problem for some of us guys is that the courts don't recognize or care that you only get sex once a month from your wife. The judge doesn't care that she outweighs you and wears flannel pajamas to bed. They do however, know how to give all your possessions (and money) to your now ex wife (who, by the way is probably dieting and already looking better so she can attract the new "Mr. Right"). Don't divorce her, don't get a girlfriend, transform her and make your wife the girl of your fantasy!

As modern day men, we have been conditioned by the media and women in general that it's just "natural" for a woman to loose her sex appeal and thus BOTH of you loose that dating/early marriage sex drive. It's "OK" that your wife is not looking so good. You should love her "just the way she is" and be "content". BULLSHIT! Let me tell you something; we as men are visual beings and we like to look at what pleases us in a woman. Overweight, junk food eating, tent wearing, females just don't do for us. Even if we don't have extra marital affairs, it's normally because we don't have that guts or more likely...the opportunity to do so.

Let's try something and see if we can't get things moving at your house. Your wife may not be the next Miss November but she can still look good (at least WAY better than now) no matter what her age and present physical condition. Best of all, she's yours and a sexier alluring woman, is a very good thing to come home to indeed.

Let's go through this methodically.

Step one:

Get in better shape yourself. It's much tougher to talk a wife into exercise if you are as fat and unattractive as she is. Physical appearance in a mate might mean less to her than it does to you; but she'll appreciate the effort and your participation will give you some ammunition to get her going in the right direction.

Step two:

Give her a lot of encouragement. Show her that you really care how she looks and how much better and happier you will both be once she attains her goals. This is a benefit for BOTH of you. She will look better, she will feel better and she WILL be sexier. This transformation has to be sold as something that SHE will derive much benefit. If it isn't, you are sunk before the ship leaves the port.

Step three:

"I don't have time" is NOT an excuse...Women always have time for what is most important. We are talking about less than an hour workout done four or five times a week. Hell, the money you'll save on excess food will probably be enough pay for a membership to the best health club in town.

Step four

Don't let "temporary" setbacks blow the whole program. If she falls off the wagon and eats a whole pizza instead of doing her workout, just get back on the program the next day and start from there.

Step five

Get her a boob job (or some other plastic surgery), if by some chance you are not a boob man.... Actually forget it, if you aren't a boob man you wouldn't be reading this. I'm telling you, it's a great investment and if you don't have the money, borrow it. Even if she has large breasts, chances are they need a tune up. Modern plastic surgeons are artists. It's like a whole new world when your wife gets new boobs. They'll look like breasts of a 19 year old and you'll feel like 19 again when you see them. Don't give me this "fake boob" crap either; the boobs you are looking at when you are on the net, flipping through a Victoria's Secret catalog or drooling at a Playboy magazine are all "fake" so get with the program.

Step six

Get a Victoria's Secret credit card and send home new stuff on a very regular basis. These gifts for her are really for you. You WILL have some action on the night the new T back and teddy arrive.

Step seven

Tell her she looks so good that you want to take some pictures of her posing on your scooter. Give her a few weeks ahead of time to get ready for the shoot, I guarantee that she'll ramp up the program to look her best. Let her buy that new bikini and heels. You might even hire a professional photographer to get the most out of the photos. Put the picture in your wallet and then one up in a prominent area in the house.

Now you may say, "my wife won't go for this crap". Well then my friend, this may be the hardest part of the program cause it's time for you to "GET SOME BALLS!" Like I said, if you are willing to drop some hard earned cash on new boobs for "her" and care enough to help her into the new sexy person she can be; then by golly she can go along with you on this one. I guarantee this program beats the hell out of a divorce or maybe worse, a boring crappy life.

Now, go get um!

Author's 43-year-old wife married 17 years. 4 kids.

What did I tell ya?!

Pablo