I photographed the testosteroned-tank-topped Schwatzenaggers, The wine swilling wheezers the burnt-out geezers, the beer gutted losers, the happy-go-lucky boozers and a whacked-out drunk wearing a chef's apron whose towel front he'd raise to display a pudgy dildo. I'm telling ya' there was every variation of humanity walkin' them streets.

I heard one disheveled beer-swiller remark to his equally grungy friend, "Water is fer' flushin toilets."

Everyone was having one helluva' good time. Except the Nevada Gestapo. The cop presence was more aggravating than last year. The aggressive attitude of the cops seemed intended on creating an incident. They would harass a biker for revving his pipes too much. The crowd booed and hooted. I don't think they understand what goading a crowd of hot, beer-drinking people could become I never saw one incident on the part of event goers inside the casinos or outside. I did see a lot of actions on the part of the police, which could be judged as an "incitement to riot."

It's not as if there wasn't a degree of mayhem, stupidity and having more fun than the cops thought you should. The police logs included (according to Tri-State On-line) the following numbers and 'crimes.'