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Intro: This is the first year in 15 that I did not experience the
ride to South Dakota or the Rally in the Badlands. I felt so
disconnected I began to collect stories from all our friends who made
the assault on Sturgis. I received shots from Chris T. who flew from
Hawaii to the coast shipped his Softail and headed out across the
country. I received newspaper clipping from a Hamster, Guy, who owns
the PhilTown in in Sturgis. Jose, from the Caribbean send extensive
coverage of his tour beginning in the Caribbean, and the list goes on.
You'll discover a myriad of vantage points, from the
attendance statistics to the emotional aspects of meeting old
friends, to breakdowns along the way. Let's get to it:
From T-Bear---After being stuck in massive traffic jams and blistering heat along with
almost a million riders at the Sturgis 60th Anniversary back in 2000, there
was no way I was planning on a return trip to Sturgis this year. Uh uh, no
way, not this bear, not gonna happen!!! But fate has a funny way of changing
the best-laid plans of mice and men. Sitting here trying to put together
this tale, I have to digress briefly to July 2001 and tell you the
circumstances that brought me back to the biggest motorcycle bash in the
world again this year.
Main St. Sturgis 2002
It was my 15th wedding anniversary July 4th 2001. I thought it was
fitting to loose one's independence on that particular day. My wife, Maggie
had been pestering me for years to take her to Hawaii. I, of course had no
particular interest in going. I travel the world writing about my adventures
and had hoped to stay home by the lake and enjoy being off the road for a
time. But, when Mama Bear wants something, she usually wins and not always
by playing fair if you follow my meaning. Hence, I found myself at our
travel agent booking a surprise trip to Maui for her and I. Depressed at the
prospect of yet another jaunt to a tourist-ridden Mecca; I spotted a poster
for Tahiti. I had always dreamed of the unspoiled Polynesian Isles since I
saw the original Mutiny on the Bounty as a kid. " What the hell" I thought.
If I gotta go as far as Hawaii I might as well go all the way. Surprisingly,
Tahiti was a bit less expensive than Maui and only two hours further by Air
Tahiti Nui from L.A.
On our anniversary, I gave my sweetie a card with a note saying "Pack
Tropical, we're off on an adventure in a few days" She squealed with delight
thinking I was finally taking her to Hawaii. When we got to JFK airport, she
still had no clue as to our destination. Arriving in LAX, she almost passed
out when I hauled down to the Air Tahiti Nui counter just in time to make
our midnight flight to Papaete's Faa'a Airport. A Bottle of Champagne, 2
good movies and a nap later found us landing in paradise.
A quick 10-minute flight later and we were down on the island of Moorea.
We were met by our driver and whisked away to the most beautiful white sandy
beach I have ever seen and deposited in a deluxe beachfront Tahitian
bungalow at the Sofatel La Ora Hotel. Just like in the movies. Sweet, real
sweet.
The next morning found us having breakfast ocean side at the Sofatel's
outdoor restaurant. We had planned on just kickin' back and enjoying a beach
day when we heard thunder off in the distance. Maggie frowned. " Just our
luck, all this way and thunder. Guess it's gonna be an inside day" she said.
I said to her " you've been with me for almost 20 years now and you still
can't figure out what that sound is? That's thunder all right. MILWAUKEE
THUNDER" And Thunder it was. Coming through the mountain passes was the
sweetest sound I've ever heard. Twelve Harleys belonging to the Tahiti
Harley Riders Club. They were out for their usual Sunday jaunt and had
decided to stop by our hotel for breakfast. I walked out to the parking lot
wearing my Woodstock Harley T-Shirt. This broke the ice immediately. I
invited them to join us for breakfast and they were delighted to meet a real
American biker. They asked us if we wanted to accompany them for their ride
that day and I hate to admit that it was the first time ever I got on the
back of someone else's bike. After a great day of site seeing, I passed out
all my Harley T-Shirts to the guys and they invited us to ferry over to Papa
ete the next day and party with them.
To make a long story short, we spent the rest of the trip enjoying their
hospitality. They threw a huge bash for us the day we were leaving Tahiti,
took us to the airport, showered us with gifts and promised to stay in
contact via e-mail and telephone. The club president Kiki Teagai came to NY
to visit us in October and I bent over backwards repaying his hospitality
showing him a grand time in NY. I showed him pictures from my Sturgis 2000
trip and he was hooked. He wanted to bring the club over to Sturgis this
year and asked me if I could help make the arrangements for him and his
group. I was delighted to help out but this was going to be a massive
undertaking. I needed to call a few friends to help me pull it off.
First call was to my buddy Chad McDonald who owns Park Meadows Hog
Rentals in Denver, Colorado to arrange for bikes and a motor home for the
Tahitians. " No problem Bear. Whatever I can do to help out". So the bikes
and a place to bunk were set. Next I needed more room for the folks to sleep
and party. I got in contact with Dennis from Readycamps.com and set up a
sweet deal for a 16"x32" Army tent complete with TV, microwave, air cots,
etc for the group. Dennis made arrangements to set them up at Glencoe camp
ground 3 miles out side of town. My buddy Tony Sparks who runs "the baddest
biker run in the world" out of Sparks, Oklahoma was going to be staying at
Glencoe as well and had agreed to take the club under his wing and show them
a good time.
All that was left was to wish everyone luck and tell them to enjoy. A few
friends from NY were heading out and had been pestering me to come along for
almost a year. I was firm " I'm NOT going back to Sturgis this year!!!" or
so I thought. First I got a call from Paul Moore. Paul is the press
secretary for Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura. " Hey Bear, if you're
heading out to Sturgis this year and you don't mind a small detour, I can
arrange a meeting with you and the Gov." Next Fritz Clapp, Sonny Barger's
pal and agent wanted to know if I was going to be there to meet up with
Sonny again.
OK, so sometimes stuff just happens and you have to go with the flow.
My new Tahitian friends were going to be at Sturgis and needed someone to
help them through the language barrier. Tony Ward was going to be there,
Jesse Ventura wanted to meet me, Sonny Barger wanted to have a beer with me,
my friends were trying to drag me along... Guess I was going to go to
Sturgis after all.
Tbear in St. Paul
My NY crew met up at my place for the ride out. Two days later we roared
into St. Paul, Minnesota to the steps of the State House. Paul was waiting
for us there and in a while, a personal hero of mine, Jesse " the Mind"
Ventura came out and met us. What a great guy. He came down and chatted with
us, took a few photos signed a few shirts and wished us good luck on our
adventure. Class, real class that guy. Nothing pretentious about him. He was
wearing a Navy Seals shirt and cap. We tried to persuade him to come along
with us to Sturgis and hang with some "real people" but he was committed to
go to California the next week for a S.E.A.L. reunion and we more than
understood his choice.
Again, What a good guy.
The next morning found us pulling into Sturgis a day ahead of the
Tahitians arrival in Denver. Chad had arranged to pick up the group, get
them settled on their rides and send them off in the right direction. Dennis
from Readycamps.com had our hooch all set up for us and we spent a few hours
sleeping the sleep of the dead. I had appointments up the ying yang that
week. I was covering the event for MCM Magazine in Sweden, The Horse, Back
Street Choppers, Bikernet.com and CC motorcycle News in NY. I was going to
be one busy bear. I was going to be at the Broken Spoke Saloon for the
panhead contest, meet with Sonny Barger and help out photographing a Preview
Party for his new Sonny Barger Premium Larger Beer, catching all the action
with Mike, the owner of the Full Throttle Saloon (the worlds largest biker
bar), meeting there with Joan Jet, off to the Buffalo Chip to hang with John
Popper and the Blues Traveler Band. In addition I had the group from Tahiti
to take around and show all the wondrous sights that South Dakota has to
offer.
I had been to Mt. Rushmore, the Crazy Horse Monument, Black Hills,
Deadwood and the Bad Lands on previous trips out that way, but there's
something about seeing it again through the gaping eyes of a foreign visitor
seeing it for the first time that make you feel damned lucky to have been
fortunate enough to be born in this great land of ours. Just to see the
wonder on the faces of my new friends as we rode along visiting site after
site was enough to make me glad I made the trip again.
Meeting up with Sonny Barger and Co. is always a treat for me. Sonny is a
soft-spoken, articulate old school gentleman despite his media image. Anyone
who has been fortunate enough to personally meet Sonny is caught off guard
by his easy style. We had a few minutes together in between his book
signings to have a beer together and catch up. Sonny is currently on a
whirlwind media tour of book signings and promotional stops. He currently
has two books in publication. "Hell's Angel The life and Times of Sonny
Barger" and " Ridin High, Livin Free" an eclectic collection of tales from
the road. Both well worth the read. He also has formed the BARGER BREWING
CO. in St. Paul MN. To introduce Sonny Barger Premium Larger Beer, I have to
tell you that I was a bit skeptical, but after hoisting a few, I am truly
impressed with the quality and taste of the brew. Sonny has also developed a
new Road Side Emergency Kit. Who better then Sonny Barger to know what a
rider needs in a pinch.
After 3 days on the road west, a week in Sturgis with some of the best
people in the world, old friends and new, countless parties, 14 rolls of
film, a horrendous wind and hail storm that caused a massive mud slide
closing off the town of Deadwood and practically destroying our camp and
some of the best riding available in the United States it was finally time
to pack up, kiss friends good by and start off on the 1800 mile ride back
home to NY.
I have to admit that Sturgis can be a bit hard on the spirit at times.
The traffic and over heating bikes, the local lawmen being a tad Gung Ho at
times, some of the profiteering by the locals can tend to dampen the soul at
times. But over all, Sturgis is a place to see and be seen. I probably won't
return next year... but, I've said that before.
Teddy Bear
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