Knucklebusters

40 Ways Men Fail In BED For men as your guidance and for women to guide your man..... Specially dedicated to all men.... by Bandit Men - this is a free instruction guide for all of you who never get invite back after the first time and think it's because of your body odour; of course for some of you that could be true as well.....40 ways Men Fail in BED 1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour & trying to get ... Read the full story

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Poetry from the Master, Buckshot Death Comes Riding By Buckshot with images from Trent and the Bob T. Collection Yes, we step into any realm of the Biker galaxy. Hang on for this tough as red hot spokes, poetry from the master. Read the full story

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Disorder in the American Courts August 28, 2005 From Scrapper Lawyers These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Eve... Read the full story

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HEADLINES OF 2004: February 13, 2005 Skooter Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [imagine that!] Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [no, really?] Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [now that's taking things a bit far!] Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [not if I wipe thoroughly!] Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [... Read the full story

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You Just Might NOT Be a Biker If… January 02, 2005 Rogue If your scooter has more miles rolling to the bike shop to get chrome than to the local tavern to get a beer, you just might NOT be a biker. If you won't drink a beer unless it has a lime in it, you just might NOT be a biker. If you think the term ?ol lady? refers to the 75 year old battle ax that lives two houses down, you just might NOT be a biker. Read the full story

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WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN... November 28, 2004 Buckshot Dogs don't cry (unless they have to pee). Dogs love it when your friends come over. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo. Dogs think you sing great. A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink. Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you. Dogs will forgive you for p... Read the full story

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INTERESTING PONDERINGS November 4, 2004 Bob T. 1. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. 2. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. 3. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me. 4. I don't do drugs. I get the same effect just standing up fast. 5. I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me h... Read the full story

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Tool Glossary October 11, 2004 Rogue ADJUSTABLE WRENCH: (Also known as one-size-fits-none wrench) Used to strip bolt heads. Also functions as impromptu hammer (see Hammer). HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate expensive parts not far from the object you are trying to hit. MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the cont... Read the full story

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